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laek

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God: ...and I guess to round it up, I'll make you a hetero boy.
Me: ok.
God: Oh right but you will also enjoy seeing two girls going down at it
Me: ...wat?
God: And sometimes you will also like that one of them has a penis
Me: YU WUT MATE?!?!
God: And here's your g-spot. It's up your butt by the way
Me: STAPH!!!
God: Ah yeah, and as you get older don't forget to have a stranger frequently insert their finger up your butt to check if you're not going to die of cancer
Me: WEW LAD GUESS I'LL JUST GO AHEAD AND REINCARNATE THEN, THANKS FAM
 
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