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[Stuffie]

957 919

Pff I thought I was complimenting the old Gaun-fart for linking him with Michael....
I imagine if someone rides that goat into battle, they could pull the trigger with their feet/toes though!

*juggles dildos*

 

[Byzantine2014]

957 918

*readies camera* :3

And nice goat, could at least have it to carry your weapons into battle

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

957 917

*equips goat with head spikes so it rams my foes and make them bleed to death*

Spoiler

 

[Zepheral]

957 916

Spoiler: Is two heads better than one for this?

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

957 915

Spoiler: Depends on the guy I guess?

 

[Zepheral]

957 914

Does he jerk off with both hands?

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

957 913

Judging by the angle he only faps with his left hand.

 

[super_slicer]

957 912

 

[Stuffie]

957 911.......

 

[Byzantine2014]

957 910......
...
...that's some mutation there, Villager

And I guess two heads would be better, if they both can get within reach at the same time... Makes you think lewdly :3

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

957 909

957 917

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[Stuffie]

957 908

So is the the fungus growing on your goat army's heads, or simply attached as headgear?

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

957 907

It's an attachment coated in poison and because that obviously look like the flame-like horns on samurai helmet I call the goats the samurai corps.
It's presumably safe for the goat and there shouldn't be any the last of us shenanigan happening with mind controlled goats, I think.

 

[Stuffie]

957 906

But when your regiment of goats is lined up, aren't they tempted to lick each other's horns?

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

957 905

They should be forbidden to
I gotta think of disciplinary measures in case they do

 

[Stuffie]

957 904

*grabs one goat's headgear, paints the red fungus to look like grilled eel, then puts it on head to prevent a certain ninja's attacks*

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

957 903

*gets away from delicious looking eel headgear as far as possible*

 

[super_slicer]

957 902

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

957 901

 

[super_slicer]

957 900