It really does need to stop. Guess I'm going to have to discontinue my practice of dropping everything I'm doing and jumping back here quick whenever I get an alert.
Well look at me: I sat in here for an hour, ready to take the 955 000 GET, with the celebration post prepared and all. Then I hop to my PMs to write a reply, and Zeph took the GET in the meantime. Sneaky Zeph.