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My trusty (when around, that is) shovel knight!!:):)

You're a bit late. At one point, my whole body was molested at the same time, and there was no shovel to keep evil hands off of me! >.>
But right now, the pervs' attenion has shifted to Drumbeat SirMalo, the second Renamon in this group of weirdos.

Just make sure they stay away from me! I had to go see a doctor, because my ear was full of dried cum earwax and I lost my sense of hearing there. D:

EDIT: *scratches SirMalo behind ears*
 
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D: Oh no! I'm sorry I've left you for so long, great Stuffie ;3; I was taken captive by the mighty beast, Life! But I will be vigilant once more >3> AND I SHALL SMITE THOSE WHO WRONGED YOU!

Let's purify you a bit first, though o3o *spritzes Stuffie with holy water*
 
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