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Making the mistake of purchasing the aid of a poorly made boat, and then deciding, by some burst of stupidity, that he wanted to set sail on the great blue with absolutely no intention in mind upon arriving. The captain of the small craft was a flaming homosexual, and often bumped Alex the wrong way several times during the trip. The captain had an unshaven, scruffy beard, and smelled of piss, and vomit. He thought the slightly feminine Alex attractive, and often made passes at him during their voyage.
They eventually got hit by a powerful storm, damaging the ship badly. The captain's ugly ass was swooped away by the powerful wind, where a shark suddenly sprung forth out of the water, and swallowed him whole, some time later dieing of food poisoning from eating someone so ugly, and nasty. Alex himself managed to cling to the mast, which had unhoisted sails. He thought it would be a good idea. However, it turned out that it was not a good idea, as the mast was ripped off the ship, sending it, and Alex who clung to it, flying away, while the boat quickly faded from eyesight...
Then, a magical tornado, summoned by Link, the Wind Waker, carried the mast, which Alex still clung to, over to a nearby island. Once he reached what appeared to be a beach, the tornado dispersed, and the mast's broken edge went soaring down, lodging itself in the sand, and knocking Alex off, before he landed on his ass, his fall cushioned by the soft grains.
The beach seemed to extend for some distance in either direction, and Alex couldn't make out an end to it. There was also a patch of woods beyond the small beach, and given how clear it appeared, people or large creatures must visit this area quite often, as it was quite clear, the two closest trees being ten feet apart, allowing easy travel.
And finally, given the position of the sun, when he looked to the West, he saw a rather intimidating mountain range... Where rainy clouds seemed to reside over them...
They eventually got hit by a powerful storm, damaging the ship badly. The captain's ugly ass was swooped away by the powerful wind, where a shark suddenly sprung forth out of the water, and swallowed him whole, some time later dieing of food poisoning from eating someone so ugly, and nasty. Alex himself managed to cling to the mast, which had unhoisted sails. He thought it would be a good idea. However, it turned out that it was not a good idea, as the mast was ripped off the ship, sending it, and Alex who clung to it, flying away, while the boat quickly faded from eyesight...
Then, a magical tornado, summoned by Link, the Wind Waker, carried the mast, which Alex still clung to, over to a nearby island. Once he reached what appeared to be a beach, the tornado dispersed, and the mast's broken edge went soaring down, lodging itself in the sand, and knocking Alex off, before he landed on his ass, his fall cushioned by the soft grains.
The beach seemed to extend for some distance in either direction, and Alex couldn't make out an end to it. There was also a patch of woods beyond the small beach, and given how clear it appeared, people or large creatures must visit this area quite often, as it was quite clear, the two closest trees being ten feet apart, allowing easy travel.
And finally, given the position of the sun, when he looked to the West, he saw a rather intimidating mountain range... Where rainy clouds seemed to reside over them...