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Welcome Dreagnough and enjoy your stay, mind the gap!

Your ideal appearance sounds a bit, Witcher-y tbh ;) - except the herm part... I think. And Marty would've definitely saved some trouble if he had stayed home. Anyway, enjoy the forum and content around here!
 
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Ooooh I sense quite the distance to furry beings, so I'll just stay away a couple of comfortable meters and wave towards you and welcome you to the forums from here. :p
Yeah, I agree with Byz on the "Witcher"-part of your ideal appearance. Then again, I think there's barely anyone in the world who would find Geralt not good-/badass-looking. :D

Anyway, I hope you enjoy your stay, Spanish Geralt! ^^
 
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Nooooo! My introduction was swallowed by the spam filter :'(

Edit: And was spat out backwards through time to the previous page. Huh??
 
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Thank you very much for the welcome! :p I didn't realize that thing of Gerald, anyway I never play The Witcher before, maybe this can sound really silly but the colors of the game, the landscapes and all that, are very saturated and makes my eyes burn + headache :(

P.S.: Sorry for my bad english, Im trying my best
 
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There are quite a few games that make my eyes hurt too. I typically turn bloom and motion blur completely off which seems to help. Might want to turn your gamma down as well.
 
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Hm I can get that, never played the first Witcher but the sequels do have some vibrant colours, for sure. Slicer's advice could help there ^_^. And your English is perfectly fine, long as get your point across it's all communication at the end!

And welcome Vestibule, that is a bit weird, perhaps found the glitch in the Ulmf matrix! Think your introduction was all good btw, and yea, always wondered how many people wrote in those notes - not that we even get manuals anymore :/.
 
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Name:
Screenname / Nicknames: arpaschad
Age: 30
Gender: M
Current Country of Residence: Philippines

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: Short
Breasts: as a slightly obese guy Cup-A
Glasses: Yes
Features: mole on left cheek...stubble of a beard that can't grow without someone noticing it and asking me to shave it...
Height: 5'10" I am sorry we still use idiot measurements in here and not the metric system like everyone else does...


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: blue
Hair color: black
Hair length: short
Ears: normal
Breasts: none
Tail: none
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: ehhh...i'll pass...
Glasses: none
Features: sharp features with chiseled jawline an aquiline nose and medium thick eyebrows... in short most females "perfect guy" fantasy...failing that I'll stick to my normal appearance...
Height: 6'3"
Cyclops: nein
Skin: I want to experience the much lauded CIS White Male privilege so I'll go with white...

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Scorpio
My Fears: That the world will end without me deleting my browsing history first...
Common Utterances: wtf, and grunts and other random noises...I don't speak much IRL...
Is the glass half full, or half empty: glasses are unwieldy...
Bad Habits: legion...for they are many...

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Myself
2) Futanari
3) Fish dishes that ain't fried...

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Too many to list
Other manga of interest: anything made by Zucchini...wait that's a hentai doujin creator...
Video game series: The Elder Scrolls Series, Mount and Blade series, Total War Series...
TV Show: too many to list
Anime: I always get back to Space Battleship Yamato...and all the Macross series excluding Delta...
Webcomic: Erma by Brandon Santiago
Drink: Root Beer, Sprite...
Shoe: anything that fits...even clown shoes...I'm not a "Sneakerhead" or obsessed in what brand encompasses my two feet...
Hat: I have a beanie...
Color: Moss Green, Grey, Dark Brown, Black, Maroon...
Music Genre: I am varied in my music tastes...I listen to metal in the morning, house/club music in the afternoon and classical at night...
Internet Meme: that sad guy looking at his monitor...

Do I...

Smoke: No. quit 4 years ago...lung cancer almost killed me...
Swear: yes...but not in so much that it becomes corny...
Flip out and kill people: I might...soon...
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: nein...
Knit scarves for orphans: why? no...
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: I collect cups and mugs...and regrets...
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I don't know any otaku hikikomori...
Have furry leanings?: no...

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: I wish...then I could be rich...
Should Marty have gone back to it?: maybe...

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: It would be thickskinned of me if I was leeching of and just lurking here...it doesn't feel right...somehow by clogging the bandwidth of this site by meaningless words typed by me I feel I am doing something of worth to justify getting porn here...

Other random trivia: I once fapped a day after my circumcision...there were still stitches in my dick but it itched so hard and those ladies in the 1999 Ms. Universe pageant look so good in their swimsuits that I just needed to rub one off... I dub that experience "Sweet and Sour marinated pork rinds" since that's what my dick looked like bleeding profusely mixed with my own cum...

ahh to be young and naive again...
 
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W-w-wait the Philippines uses Imperial for height too?! It truly is the greatest for height, decree your imperial height with pride! Or at least, no shame :D. Eh and welcome arpaschad to the forum, mind the gap and enjoy your stay!

Excellent taste in video games by the way. Your trivia story is a little nausea inducing though *_*, hope there was no lasting damage...
 
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Byzantine2014 said:
W-w-wait the Philippines uses Imperial for height too?! It truly is the greatest for height, decree your imperial height with pride! Or at least, no shame :D. Eh and welcome arpaschad to the forum, mind the gap and enjoy your stay!

Excellent taste in video games by the way. Your trivia story is a little nausea inducing though *_*, hope there was no lasting damage...
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Thanks for having me here ^^

in honesty IDGAFF about people making much fuss whether you use imperial or metric system of measuring anything...I think the ones making a big deal about it the most are the U.S. "haters" in many social websites...

And no there was no lasting damage...I think...

can't get the old boy up these days no matter how many "research materials" I browse through though...
 
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Hiya!

Can't remember if I introduced myself yet but I'm Academy of Fetishes. I'm creating an erotic "choose your own adventure" game where you corrupt an all female school!

Happy to be here.
 
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AcademyOfFetishes said:
Hiya!

Can't remember if I introduced myself yet but I'm Academy of Fetishes. I'm creating an erotic "choose your own adventure" game where you corrupt an all female school!

Happy to be here.
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Heya Academy! A late, but nonetheless happy welcome to you. I hope you will enjoy your stay on ULMF, even if it's not about your game! :)
 
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Welcome Shitposter Prime- I mean Kina Skynight, enjoy your stay and mind the gap! Anyone who finds the shitposting thread right off the bat is very welcome here :D, and good luck with your games!
 
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Well, I am not aware that I have a porn star name :p, maybe I AM your long lost porn star relative reincarnated into a perverted Asian girl
 
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Kina Skynight said:
Well, I am not aware that I have a porn star name :p, maybe I AM your long lost porn star relative reincarnated into a perverted Asian girl
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"perverted Asian girl"

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I dun get why people are so suspicious of lewd girls online. True, sometimes you got guys impersonating girls, but then again; Some of my wildest fans are girls, only thing that changes, really is less 'omfg moar hentai cgs please' and more 'I wonder how the story would go if X happened to the halpless heroine!', 's literally the only difference. Obviously this forum predominantly carters to male interests, but I dare you to go to some slash fiction sites.
 
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