Introduction Thread

[Unzerios]

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Name: John Smith
Screenname / Nicknames: unzer!ös
Age:32
Gender:M
Current Country of Residence:Switzerland

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color:brown
Hair Color:brown
Hair length:4 to 5 cm
Breasts:nope
Glasses:yes
Features:Tattoos
Height:1.74m and I have no idee how much in feet that is (and I don't care)


~ Ideal appearance ~

I'm okey

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Leo
My Fears: finding out that I don't have superpowers that will awaken at a certain age
Is the glass half full, or half empty: half empty, I always wan't more
Bad Habits:

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Natto
2) Kids in online games
3) humans

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Yasuhisa Hara (Kingdom is the best thing I ever reed)
Other manga of interest: One piece, shokugeki no soma, hunter x hunter
Video game series: Final Fantasy (FF7 best game ever)
TV Show: Game of Thrones because The walking dead just got boring and repetitiv
Anime: too many
Drink: Whiskey Cola
Shoe: Sneakers
Hat: no
Color: red
Music Genre: Metal


Do I...

Smoke: no
Swear: yes
Flip out and kill people: only in video games and my imagination
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: no
Knit scarves for orphans: not at the moment
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines:no
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: no
Have furry leanings?: no

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: no
Should Marty have gone back to it?: You mean from the Old West? He?

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: To introduce my adult game and getting feedbacks to improve it, finding other interesting adult games

Notes: greetings to all

 

[Dreagnough]

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Name: Sebastian (I rather be called Belisario or something like that, srsly.)
Screenname / Nicknames: Dreagnough
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: Spain (The place where the bulls are killed for sport, kinda sad.)

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Hazel eyes!
Hair Color: Black, maybe very dark brown.
Hair length: Hairless both sides and long upside.
Breasts: I wish (?)
Glasses: Hell yeah.
Features: Uhm, I guess... unstoppable rage, yup.
Height: 1,85 meters maybe.

~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Gray
Hair color: Same, same.
Hair length: A long mane like Sanson or like a Fabio, you know those male characters from romance novels for 40 yo ladies.
Ears: Average (?)
Breasts: I wish
Tail: Nope, nope.
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: HELL YEAH.(?)
Glasses: A Fabio doesn't wear glasses, so hell no.
Features: A flawless as f*** complexion.
Height: 1,95 meters
Cyclops: No, no, no.
Skin: Niveous.

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Aries
My Fears: Losing all my teeth.
Common Utterances: I know, right?
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Not full.
Bad Habits: Moving my legs like I have an ants colony on them.

3 Things I Dislike:
1)Cigarrete smoke.
2) Background noise (I hate that the most)
3) The matchmaking of all Blizzard games.

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Araki Hirohiko.
Other manga of interest: Gantz.
Video game series: World of Warcraft counts?
TV Show: SoA I guess...
Anime: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Webcomic: None
Drink: Absinthe
Shoe: Fancy ones
Hat: Caps
Color: Dark colors like my soul.(?)
Music Genre: A little of everything.
Internet Meme: *TRIGGERED*

Do I...

Smoke: Definetly not tobbaco *wink* (?)
Swear: A lot, of course.
Flip out and kill people: I wish...
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Sometimes when Im alone in home...
Knit scarves for orphans: Skyrim counts?
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Yessssssssssssssssss to the figurines.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: More Hikikomori than Otaco I guess.
Have furry leanings?: No, hell no, sorry D:

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: I wish.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: He should stay home, play NES and eat chips.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Enjoy all the content I may find here, for sure.
Other random trivia: I have a French Bulldog called Chato, he farts a lot and smells like hell's gates but he's adorable most of the time even when bites my face and stab his little teeth on my chin.

 

[Byzantine2014]

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Welcome Dreagnough and enjoy your stay, mind the gap!

Your ideal appearance sounds a bit, Witcher-y tbh - except the herm part... I think. And Marty would've definitely saved some trouble if he had stayed home. Anyway, enjoy the forum and content around here!

 

[Stuffie]

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Ooooh I sense quite the distance to furry beings, so I'll just stay away a couple of comfortable meters and wave towards you and welcome you to the forums from here.
Yeah, I agree with Byz on the "Witcher"-part of your ideal appearance. Then again, I think there's barely anyone in the world who would find Geralt not good-/badass-looking.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy your stay, Spanish Geralt! ^^

 

[vestibule]

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Nooooo! My introduction was swallowed by the spam filter :'(

Edit: And was spat out backwards through time to the previous page. Huh??

 

[Dreagnough]

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Thank you very much for the welcome! I didn't realize that thing of Gerald, anyway I never play The Witcher before, maybe this can sound really silly but the colors of the game, the landscapes and all that, are very saturated and makes my eyes burn + headache

P.S.: Sorry for my bad english, Im trying my best

 

[super_slicer]

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There are quite a few games that make my eyes hurt too. I typically turn bloom and motion blur completely off which seems to help. Might want to turn your gamma down as well.

 

[Byzantine2014]

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Hm I can get that, never played the first Witcher but the sequels do have some vibrant colours, for sure. Slicer's advice could help there ^_^. And your English is perfectly fine, long as get your point across it's all communication at the end!

And welcome Vestibule, that is a bit weird, perhaps found the glitch in the Ulmf matrix! Think your introduction was all good btw, and yea, always wondered how many people wrote in those notes - not that we even get manuals anymore :/.

 

[arpaschad]

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Name:
Screenname / Nicknames: arpaschad
Age: 30
Gender: M
Current Country of Residence: Philippines

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: Short
Breasts: as a slightly obese guy Cup-A
Glasses: Yes
Features: mole on left cheek...stubble of a beard that can't grow without someone noticing it and asking me to shave it...
Height: 5'10" I am sorry we still use idiot measurements in here and not the metric system like everyone else does...


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: blue
Hair color: black
Hair length: short
Ears: normal
Breasts: none
Tail: none
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: ehhh...i'll pass...
Glasses: none
Features: sharp features with chiseled jawline an aquiline nose and medium thick eyebrows... in short most females "perfect guy" fantasy...failing that I'll stick to my normal appearance...
Height: 6'3"
Cyclops: nein
Skin: I want to experience the much lauded CIS White Male privilege so I'll go with white...

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Scorpio
My Fears: That the world will end without me deleting my browsing history first...
Common Utterances: wtf, and grunts and other random noises...I don't speak much IRL...
Is the glass half full, or half empty: glasses are unwieldy...
Bad Habits: legion...for they are many...

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Myself
2) Futanari
3) Fish dishes that ain't fried...

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Too many to list
Other manga of interest: anything made by Zucchini...wait that's a hentai doujin creator...
Video game series: The Elder Scrolls Series, Mount and Blade series, Total War Series...
TV Show: too many to list
Anime: I always get back to Space Battleship Yamato...and all the Macross series excluding Delta...
Webcomic: Erma by Brandon Santiago
Drink: Root Beer, Sprite...
Shoe: anything that fits...even clown shoes...I'm not a "Sneakerhead" or obsessed in what brand encompasses my two feet...
Hat: I have a beanie...
Color: Moss Green, Grey, Dark Brown, Black, Maroon...
Music Genre: I am varied in my music tastes...I listen to metal in the morning, house/club music in the afternoon and classical at night...
Internet Meme: that sad guy looking at his monitor...

Do I...

Smoke: No. quit 4 years ago...lung cancer almost killed me...
Swear: yes...but not in so much that it becomes corny...
Flip out and kill people: I might...soon...
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: nein...
Knit scarves for orphans: why? no...
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: I collect cups and mugs...and regrets...
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I don't know any otaku hikikomori...
Have furry leanings?: no...

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: I wish...then I could be rich...
Should Marty have gone back to it?: maybe...

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: It would be thickskinned of me if I was leeching of and just lurking here...it doesn't feel right...somehow by clogging the bandwidth of this site by meaningless words typed by me I feel I am doing something of worth to justify getting porn here...

Other random trivia: I once fapped a day after my circumcision...there were still stitches in my dick but it itched so hard and those ladies in the 1999 Ms. Universe pageant look so good in their swimsuits that I just needed to rub one off... I dub that experience "Sweet and Sour marinated pork rinds" since that's what my dick looked like bleeding profusely mixed with my own cum...

ahh to be young and naive again...

 

[Byzantine2014]

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W-w-wait the Philippines uses Imperial for height too?! It truly is the greatest for height, decree your imperial height with pride! Or at least, no shame . Eh and welcome arpaschad to the forum, mind the gap and enjoy your stay!

Excellent taste in video games by the way. Your trivia story is a little nausea inducing though *_*, hope there was no lasting damage...

 

[arpaschad]

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W-w-wait the Philippines uses Imperial for height too?! It truly is the greatest for height, decree your imperial height with pride! Or at least, no shame . Eh and welcome arpaschad to the forum, mind the gap and enjoy your stay!

Excellent taste in video games by the way. Your trivia story is a little nausea inducing though *_*, hope there was no lasting damage...

Thanks for having me here ^^

in honesty IDGAFF about people making much fuss whether you use imperial or metric system of measuring anything...I think the ones making a big deal about it the most are the U.S. "haters" in many social websites...

And no there was no lasting damage...I think...

can't get the old boy up these days no matter how many "research materials" I browse through though...

 

[BawdyInkSlinger]

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Hiya!

Can't remember if I introduced myself yet but I'm Academy of Fetishes. I'm creating an erotic "choose your own adventure" game where you corrupt an all female school!

Happy to be here.

 

[Stuffie]

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Hiya!

Can't remember if I introduced myself yet but I'm Academy of Fetishes. I'm creating an erotic "choose your own adventure" game where you corrupt an all female school!

Happy to be here.

Heya Academy! A late, but nonetheless happy welcome to you. I hope you will enjoy your stay on ULMF, even if it's not about your game!

 

[Kina Skynight]

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Hello there! I am Kina, and I am from Team Passion, a new team that makes visual novel games

 

[Byzantine2014]

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Welcome Shitposter Prime- I mean Kina Skynight, enjoy your stay and mind the gap! Anyone who finds the shitposting thread right off the bat is very welcome here , and good luck with your games!

 

[Kina Skynight]

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Thank you very much. I will defienately try my best ^_^

 

[arpaschad]

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Hello there! I am Kina, and I am from Team Passion, a new team that makes visual novel games

welcum...

now why does your username remind me of some long lost pornstar relative of mine?

 

[Kina Skynight]

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Well, I am not aware that I have a porn star name , maybe I AM your long lost porn star relative reincarnated into a perverted Asian girl

 

[arpaschad]

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Well, I am not aware that I have a porn star name , maybe I AM your long lost porn star relative reincarnated into a perverted Asian girl

"perverted Asian girl"

 

[Pervy]

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I dun get why people are so suspicious of lewd girls online. True, sometimes you got guys impersonating girls, but then again; Some of my wildest fans are girls, only thing that changes, really is less 'omfg moar hentai cgs please' and more 'I wonder how the story would go if X happened to the halpless heroine!', 's literally the only difference. Obviously this forum predominantly carters to male interests, but I dare you to go to some slash fiction sites.