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I see, thanks for the clarification.
In that case I'm afraid we won't satisfy those needs of yours :(
Congratulations on your patreon running quite well though, your art looks very nice!
 
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Lil ol' me? I can give you the number of my artists if theres interest. :p
 
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Nah, thanks, my partner Cucu does all the art, so that's taken care of :) But kudos to your artist, then!
 
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Name: B.Cain
Screenname / Nicknames: Bukacain
Age: Between 25 and 35
Gender: Something
Current Country of Residence: Somewhere

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Hair length: Past the neck line
Breasts: Good enough
Glasses: No
Features: Drains batteries
Height: Short enough


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Purple
Hair color: Purple
Hair length: Long
Ears: Normal ears
Breasts: Bouncy
Tail: Sometimes
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Yes, it would be fun!
Glasses: Maybe?
Features: Longer battery life
Height: Variable
Cyclops: Nope
Skin: Tan

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Pisces
My Fears: Spiders : (
Common Utterances: "Zuri Samaaaa... What should I draw?"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Both
Bad Habits: I'm a clutz

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Uncomfortable shoes
2) Smelly things
3) Mean people

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Not sure
Other manga of interest: Not sure
Video game series: Not a series, but I really like the visual novel Dandelion ~Wishes brought to you~
TV Show: Don't watch TV
Anime: Squid Girl
Webcomic: The Rock Cocks
Drink: Milk
Shoe: Comfy ones
Hat: Beret~
Color: Purple
Music Genre: Nothing in particular, I like most music : 3
Internet Meme: "THAT'S A PENIS"

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Sometimes
Flip out and kill people: .. no. >_>
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Air Guitar!
Knit scarves for orphans: If I could knit..
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: I want to
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Not yet
Have furry leanings?: Perhaps

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Unfortunately, no.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Yes.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: To post about our game, Paizuri University (which I have not done yet)
Other random trivia: I can't actually tell if people are adding additional questions or not.
Are people adding new questions?: I can't tell!
 
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bukacain said:
Name: B.Cain
Screenname / Nicknames: Bukacain
Age: Between 25 and 35
Gender: Something
Current Country of Residence: Somewhere
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Welcome Bukacain, good luck with your art!
 
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Pervy said:
Thats right, We're Blitzkrieging all over this forum.
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Eh, if you try it out nowadays it shows pretty similiar results.
 
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Ola Bukucain, welcome to the forum and enjoy your stay!

Now, how you drain batteries, that sounds erotic ;). And being a clutz isn't necessarily a bad habit, it's generally considered charming! #noshameforclutz-iness

And yes, there should be questions added :D, but no worries either way!

Pervy said:
Eh, if you try it out nowadays it shows pretty similiar results.
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Ah, what on earth... Well, know where I'm not going without a bodyguard now :p
 
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Name: Steve
Screenname / Nicknames: Hard to keep track. I try to keep one name per area of interest, and "sex novice" goes to most of my tentacle rape-related accounts.
Age: Early 30s. I don't remember specifically.
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: USA

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Hair length: Around 0.5 inch/1 cm
Breasts: See above.
Glasses: Yes, please.
Features: Good at hiking.
Height: Around 6'.

~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Same as real.
Hair color: Same as real.
Hair length: Same as real, but more precisely groomed.
Ears: Present
Breasts: Same as real.
Tail: Prehensile
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Yes, it would be convenient.
Glasses: Glasshole glasses, but bigger.
Features: Same as real.
Height: Same as real.
Cyclops: No
Skin: Present

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: N/A
My Fears: Auto accidents.
Common Utterances: "Yes, Terry!"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Full when reveiwing, empty when planning.
Bad Habits: Myriad

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Tribalism
2) Inefficiency
3) Positive feedback loops of bad things.

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: N/A
Other manga of interest: N/A
Video game series: Dragon Age
TV Show: Sunny
Anime: N/A
Webcomic: PBF
Drink: Coffee
Shoe: Steel toe.
Hat: Boonie
Color: Green
Music Genre: Eclectic
Internet Meme: Harambe

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Yes
Flip out and kill people: .. N/A
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: No
Knit scarves for orphans: No
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: No
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: No
Have furry leanings?: No

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: No
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Yes

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: To get attention for tentacle rape stuff I make.
Other random trivia: Rome wasn't built in a day.
Are people adding new questions?: Hard to say.
The meaning of life: Subjective and situational. If the situation is that you're seriously considering this question, then a good meaning would be to understand the question and then find better questions. I'm aware that I'm criticizing my own question and that's weird, but deep meaning is critical and weird.
 
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Hello and welcome, novice! I hope you will enjoy your stay!

Two things regarding your introduction:

sex novice said:
Video game series: Dragon Age
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Reason for joining: To get attention for tentacle rape stuff I make.
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So are you creating artwork of tentacles, or an actual game? Furthermore, I'm most interested in how you found your way to ULMF? Did somebody recommend this community to you? Is ULMF on some kind of sign on a crossroad dedicated for content creators?
I'm asking, because these days it really feels like ULMF is swelling to a hub for "Patreon work in progress" projects me thinks. :)
 
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Thanks. Sera is cool, but rogues are a luxury I can seldom afford in Inquisition, since I'm usually playing on ultra hard mode. I did have her set up as a dual stabber once, at max level, and she was effective enough to justify all the reviving she took.

I don't remember how I found this place originally. It was years ago, but I only managed to join today. I was probably searching for sprite sex games. I'd considered and rejected the idea of making a game myself, but over time, several projects changed my mind. That Corta one demonstrated that a procedural system could work, and look good. Noaika was what pushed me over the edge. I made wacky amateurish games as a teen, so of course I can do it. I wouldn't use any of those things where I take money before I produce, though. Nothing against them, but it's not my style.

So if I represent the pattern, it's not attempted devs that converge on places like this. It's places like this that inspire people to become attempted devs.

Until I get my game done in 50 years, I've been making photoshops. Mainly because they're what I want to see, and nobody else has made them.
 
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Bit later, but welcome to the forum sex novice, mind the gap and hope you enjoy your stay! We'll graduate you from being a novice soon enough.... ;)

Nice answer for the glass btw, too true.
 
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Wow, I only now realize that I totally did it wrong :D Sorry for ignoring the tradition, welcome to Bukacain and sex novice and here goes my proper introduction:

Name: Simon
Screenname / Nicknames: A few, Zanzo in the adult context and Peachaboo is my development teams' name
Age: Late 20's
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: Germany

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Hair length: Neck
Breasts: None at all
Glasses: Nope
Features: unable to put on weight
Height: 5,75 feet

~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: I'm fine
Hair color: Same here
Hair length: Same length but less frizzy
Ears: My ears are particularly small but that's okay :D
Breasts: a bit bigger. muscular, that is
Tail: Nah, thanks
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Hmm...
Glasses: nope
Features: a little more mass would'nt hurt, but yeah
Height: maybe half a foot more.
Cyclops: No
Skin: No change

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Scorpion
My Fears: Dentists
Common Utterances: "...and stuff"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Both
Bad Habits: Lack of discipline for chores

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Unreliability
2) Dentists
3) Raisins

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: can't decide
Other manga of interest: One Piece (not very fancy, I know)
Video game series: Half-Life
TV Show: Breaking Bad
Anime: Attack on Titan
Webcomic: none
Drink: Homemade Lemonade
Shoe: Uhm. regular. kinda.
Hat: Fedora (NOT ;D)
Color: Red
Music Genre: Rock/Progressive
Internet Meme: Go home, you're drunk
Quote: "Cause if you do what you've always done, you'll always get what you always got"

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Yes
Flip out and kill people: Not yet
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: No
Knit scarves for orphans: Not yet
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Only a few figurines
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Not quite
Have furry leanings?: No

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Unfortunately not
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Yes

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: To see more hentai and talk about the game we started developing :)
Other random trivia: Platypuses have a poison sting on one of their hind legs
Are people adding new questions?: I hope so!
The meaning of life: What do you wanna hear? 42? Common...
 
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Name: rasp-berry
Screenname / Nicknames: rasp-berry / polisummer
Age: 23
Gender: ヽ(ヅ)ノ
Current Country of Residence: USA

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: black
Hair length: shoulder
Breasts: smol
Glasses: nah
Features: え？
Height: 5'11"


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: hazel
Hair color: blonde
Hair length: shoulder
Ears: elf
Breasts: ample
Tail: no
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Hmm...
Glasses: no...
Features: just as they are
Height: maybe a few more inches
Cyclops: no
Skin: flawless

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: uh...
My Fears: becoming disabled
Common Utterances: "oh"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: it's being cleaned
Bad Habits: working on something until my vision blurs >.<

3 Things I Dislike:
1) sudden rudeness
2) 2nd hand smoke
3) people trying to force me to do things

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: space jin
Other manga of interest: Wolfsmund, Vinland Saga, Berserk
Video game series: Drakengard, or Assassin's Creed
TV Show: :confused:
Anime: 人類は衰退しました！
Webcomic: The Oatmeal, Olaf
Drink: ラムネ
Shoe: Whatever fits, its comfortable, and I can run in.
Hat: autumn hats
Color: red
Music Genre: moe step recently...
Internet Meme: ｙｅｅ

Do I...

Smoke: No!
Swear: yup
Flip out and kill people: ｙｅｓ
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: ｎｏ
Knit scarves for orphans: ｎｏ
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: not really
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: kinda?
Have furry leanings?: nah

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?:
Should Marty have gone back to it?: You mean from the Old West?

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: 変態 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Other random trivia: parkour is fun

Notes: English and Japanese are my native languages
 
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Sorry, but there are no second chances, now off with his head!

Not being to put on weight though, know some people who'd love that ability. Nice taste for your favourites btw, and in regards to the last, thanks for all the fish ;)
 
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I think I'd be one of the people to love not being able to put on weight. ;)

Welcome to sex novice, and re-welcome to Peachaboo : D yaay
 
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Name: Around here Tadashi.
Screenname / Nicknames: "Hay you" and "excuse me" are pretty common. I used to be called the "fridge on wheels".
Age: Almost 30.
Gender: Male.
Current Country of Residence: Southern Canada, Northern Mexico.

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Brown.
Hair Color: Brown.
Hair length: Depends on the month. Ears maybe.
Breasts: Sigh... leftover from a heaver time.
Glasses: I prefer coffee cups.
Features: Ill proportioned, tall, and skinny.
Height: 6 feet.

~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: One brown, one red and bloodshot.
Hair color: Brown or black.
Hair length: Cheeks.
Ears: I would rock some cat ears but human ears would be better for avoiding the lynch mobs.
Breasts: No.
Tail: Maybe.
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: No.
Glasses: Maybe a shot glass.
Features: None visible.
Height: 5 feet.
Cyclops: Seriously! no... Maybe an eye patch for the red one.
Skin: White.

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Scorpion tailed fire rabbit.
My Fears: Scorpions and rabbits.
Common Utterances: "F*ck", "Sh*t", and the occasional "Hello".
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Is it coffee. If it's coffee then it's definitely half empty.
Bad Habits: Besides Porn um uh... Hentai.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Talking to people.
2) A**holes.
3) Lazy people.

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: That one with the swords and the cute girls... yea that was a good one.
Other manga of interest: Honestly I don't read manga.
Video game series: MGQ and F.E.A.R. but mostly MGQ.
TV Show: Some ware between Firefly and Farscape.
Anime: Bleach, Fairy Tail, RWBY(if that counts), and some others.
Webcomic: Ava's Demon.
Drink: Sake. Less of a headache than isopropyl.
Shoe: Sneakers.
Hat: Newsboy.
Color: Red, purple, orange, and black.
Music Genre: Not country.
Internet Meme: Being a Technician is like riding a bike...
Quote: "I see nothing. I know nothing"

Do I...

Smoke: Once in a few blue moons.
Swear: F*ck no.
Flip out and kill people: Well these was that one time. But they never found the body.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Not any more.
Knit scarves for orphans: ?
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Just the one shelf.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I had to Google this. No I have a job and no relatives within a thousand kilometers/miles.
Have furry leanings?: No.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Depends how far. BTW we all die in the end.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: No I want to know what kind of massive paradox he causes by marrying his mom.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Came for game info. Stayed for save files and translation help. Don't know why I'm posting.
Other random trivia: If you kill yourself it is commonly known a suicide.
Are people adding new questions?: I am.
Favorite Code Geass character: That green haired girl, CC I think.
The meaning of life: Coffee.
Fun Fact about you: This is literally the first forum post i have ever made on the intranet.
 
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Name: only friends know that :p
Screenname / Nicknames: ArnoldGustaf
Age: 31
Gender: male
Current Country of Residence: Germany

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Hair length: short
Breasts: nope
Glasses: nope
Features: big nose..
Height: 180cm (yes, i use the metric system)


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: fine
Hair color: blonde
Hair length: fine as it is
Ears: perfect :D
Breasts: no, thanks
Tail: god no, or do you mean the "other one"?:rolleyes:
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: :eek:
Glasses: MIB shades
Features: less fat, more muscles
Height: 5 more cm could not hurt..
Cyclops: nope
Skin: perfect

~ Personality ~

Zodiac:Taurus
My Fears: internet gets destroyed
Common Utterances: hm..
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Always too small for beer
Bad Habits: a lot

3 Things I Dislike:
1) bad beer
2) not enough beer
3) hangovers

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: do not have one
Other manga of interest:
Video game series: Splinter Cell
TV Show: recently: Westworld
Anime: too many to list: Cowboy Bebop, Bleach, High School DxD
Webcomic: do not have one
Drink: beer
Shoe: walking bare foot on neatly trimmed grass :)
Hat: no hats
Color: blue
Music Genre: Progressive Metal, post rock
Internet Meme: "perhaps cow"

Do I...

Smoke: i vape..
Swear: often
Flip out and kill people: would not want to give a headsup :D
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: no
Knit scarves for orphans: no, maybe let orphans knit for my profit???
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: nope
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: not yet
Have furry leanings?: nope

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Yes
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Yes

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: hentai game discussions
Other random trivia: mice cannot vomit

Notes: I guess nobody adds questions at the bottom, might lead to monster posts, i guess..
 
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Name: Julien
Screenname / Nicknames: Kynalfa
Age: 25 in 3 days
Gender: M
Current Country of Residence: France

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: Middle
Breasts: 90D .... Haha really?
Glasses: Yes of course
Features: Hum ??
Height: 1m75


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Green emerald
Hair color: Black
Hair length: Long
Ears: Elf ears
Breasts: No i'm good as a male
Tail: No
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: No
Glasses: No
Features: Perfect body
Height: as i am
Cyclops: No
Skin: yello/white purity

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Dont' know
My Fears: All the black creatures like spiders or others
Common Utterances: N/A
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half full
Bad Habits: N/A

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Stupid people
2) Spiders
3) Mushrooms

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: N/A
Other manga of interest: N/A
Video game series: Moba/Strategy/RPG
TV Show:
Anime: All games anime
Webcomic: N/A
Drink: Everything :D
Shoe: N/A
Hat: N/A
Color: Blue saphir + green emerald/ white and black
Music Genre: All except RAP and Hard Metal
Internet Meme:

Do I...

Smoke: Nah
Swear: Nah
Flip out and kill people: Yes everynight when i go oustide because i <3 that....Ehhh?
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: No but i play violin
Knit scarves for orphans: Nah
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Nah
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?:
Have furry leanings?: Hum... secret? :D

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Yeah
Should Marty have gone back to it?: You mean from the Old West? If he didnt, how could he be Marty?

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Just because i wanted to look into some datafiles :D
Other random trivia:

Notes: I like some psychology of some monstergirls <3 :D
 
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