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Name: Sunny
Age: 34
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: Taiwan

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: Short
Height: 5' 6"


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Red
Hair color: Red
Hair length: Tentacles
Ears: Tentacles
Breasts: Tentacles
Tail: Tentacles
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Tentacles
Features: Tentacles
Height: Cthulhu
Skin: Tentacles

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Tentacles
My Fears: The Amatsu Sisters
Common Utterances: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Full of tentacles
Bad Habits: Being censored

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Feminists
2) Feminists with dyed hair
3) Feminists with nose piercing

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: NEO’GENTLE
Other manga of interest: Inamitsu Shinji
Video game series: The Last of Us
TV Show: Mouse MD
Anime: Ikusa Otome Suvia
Webcomic: One-Punch Man
Drink: Azoth
Color: Red
Music Genre: Scream and Moan
Internet Meme: Pepe

Do I...

Smoke: Why not?
Swear: Fuck yeah
Flip out and kill people: Try to quit
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Of course
Knit scarves for orphans: Sometimes
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: How do you know?
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Definitely
Have furry leanings?: Maybe

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: I can see pass it
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Lorraine was a fox

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Be embraced of His Noodly Appendage
Other random trivia: Yog-Sothoth is a pussy
 
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sunnydavis said:
~ Ideal appearance ~

Hair length: Tentacles
Ears: Tentacles
Breasts: Tentacles
Tail: Tentacles
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Tentacles
Features: Tentacles
Height: Cthulhu
Skin: Tentacles
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Hello and welcome to the ULM forums to bot you, sunnydavis, and all your tentacly friends. I'm sure you will find other tentacles to (ten)tackle with around here! :p Enjoy your stay!
 
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Welcome and enjoy your stay here, O master Cth- I mean sunnydavis! Tentacle are always welcome, it is our mascot after all ;)

And nice reason for joining, why you hating on Yog-Sothoth though?
 
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Yog-Sothoth's many tentacles are terribly underutilized. As far as I know He had only impregnated Lavinia and no one else. He then unceremoniously got sacrificed by the 11 years old Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres. What a waste of an Outer God.
 
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Age: 31
Gender: Female
Current Country of Residence: Germany

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Grey
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: Long
Height: 5' 1"



~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Mechanical
Hair color: Chains
Hair length: Still long.
Ears: Mechanical.
Breasts: Soft silicone parts on the machine surface.
Tail: No tail.
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: None.
Features: Mechanical Wings
Height: Not changed.
Skin: Metal
Nationality Phyrexian

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Leo
My Fears: To lose my wife.
Common Utterances: Alrighty, then.
Is the glass half full, or half empty: I don't use a glass.
Bad Habits: Arrogance.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Dragons.
2) Over talkative and social people.
3) Pointless rules in games.

~ Favorites ~

Non-Manga artist: Ron Spencer
Other manga of interest: I don't read manga.
Video game series: Mass Effect
TV Show: Currently Marvel's Agents of Shield.
Anime: M.D. Geist
Webcomic: Ragecomics
Drink: Rum, Mead, Sake
Color: Purple
Music Genre: Metal
Internet Meme: But, why?

Do I...

Smoke: Recently quit.
Swear: Bloody hell, yes.
Flip out and kill people: Would love to. But I imagine prison to be boring.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Nay.
Knit scarves for orphans: Gods, no.
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: I don't collect anything.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: The hikkimori part absolutely.
Have furry leanings?: Yep.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Sadly, no
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Nope.
Is everything there coated with chrome?: Bet on it.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Downloading stuff.
Other random trivia: It's not always wet because it rains.
 
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Welcome MYS and enjoy your stay! Mind the gap

I'm with you on the swearing, and there is that unfortunate part of flipping out ;). But what kind of hikkomori are you then?
 
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Name: It´s a me MÁRIO
Screenname / Nicknames: Shaggy
Age:21
Gender:Male
Current Country of Residence: Portugal

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Changes depending on its Mood(most of the times its red)
Hair length: errrr dunno don´t really check the length but i can tell ya my hair once broke an hair cutter( true story)
Breasts: hahahaha no
Glasses: Yes
Features: Goate and slim
Height: 1.60


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Yellow eyes
Hair color: black
Hair length: Short
Ears: Normal
Breasts:No
Tail: nah
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part:Nope
Glasses:nah
Features: Claw arms like gloria from shadowrun
Height: 1.60
Cyclops: nope
Skin: light tanned

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Pisces
My Fears: Tsunamis
Common Utterances: Foda-se
Is the glass half full, or half empty: What glass?
Bad Habits:spending 2 much time up

3 Things I Dislike:
1) FUCKING MOSQUITOS
2)Cocky ppl
3)NTR

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Tite Kubo
Other manga of interest: Ｍａｎｈｕａ／Ｍａｎｗｈａ
Video game series: OVERLORD / red alert /Settlers
TV Show: Don´t have any
Anime:Agame Ga kill/ naruto/one piece/Gamer/Overlord etc...
Webcomic:nope
Drink:Fanta
Shoe:Sneakers
Hat: Nah
Color: Blue
Music Genre: All
Internet Meme: Facepalm

Do I...

Smoke: Fuck no
Swear: hahahah naaahhhh
Flip out and kill people:every chance i get just ask the fable citizens.... oh wait.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Nope
Knit scarves for orphans: yeeeeaaaaahhhh No
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines:eek:nly figure i have is ichigo and that was a gift soo no
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?:yes though i do have to work aswell sooo.
Have furry leanings?:yes

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: If i could The Shit i would do hehehe.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: HELL YEAH he should have picked up a sports comic and..... oh wait he did and that ended bad ups nevermind.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Hentai
Other random trivia:I like turtles
 
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Us tentacle lovers don't take kindly to dem dere hormo-sexuals round dese parts

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ToxicShock said:
Us tentacle lovers don't take kindly to dem dere hormo-sexuals round dese parts

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Lmao righty dere smart thunking we cun all git behind, but wut 'bout dem same gender tentacles? Can't have that now

And welcome to the forum Mario, hope you have a good time and enjoy your stay here! If you do have any yuri irl action, please send pics to Zepheral for... organizing :3

Excellent taste in games and anime btw. AND BURN ALL THE M-FUCKING MOSQUITOES!!
 
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Byzantine2014 said:
Welcome MYS and enjoy your stay! Mind the gap

I'm with you on the swearing, and there is that unfortunate part of flipping out ;). But what kind of hikkomori are you then?
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Haven't left our apartment for a year. Because of, well, reasons.

AdultSciFi.net said:
I haven't heard that in a very long time! Ace Ventura isn't it?
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Aye. Ever since watching it, it stuck with me, lol.
 
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A late (due to sudden modem death), but nevertheless heartfelt and warm welcome to both "Roboterfrau" MYS and the "Portugese Plumber" Kaesar. Hope you'll both enjoy your stay here!
 
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Name: Rob
Screenname / Nicknames:
Age: 27
Gender: male
Current Country of Residence: Germany

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Hair length: short
Breasts: nope
Glasses: nope
Features: i can count very well, espicially from 10 to 0
Height: 6″0


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: still blue :D
Hair color: still brown :D
Hair length: still short :D
Ears: i'm happy with mine
Breasts: something to touch could be nice, maybe, sometimes... :confused:
Tail: meh, im not sure
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: why not? :rolleyes:
Glasses: nope
Features:gimme some mind control features, please
Height: im nearly happy with myself
Cyclops: defnitely not!
Skin: maybe black? im not sure...

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Taurus
My Fears: Common stuff, like loosing girlfriend, loosing family, end up in war.
Common Utterances: weisste was ich mein? / you know waht i mean?
Is the glass half full, or half empty: half empty
Bad Habits: smoking, writing u for you often.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) War
2)Ignorance
3)Disrespect

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: none
Other manga of interest: i like all these Shōnen stuff
Video game series: Final fantasy, Suikoden, Tekken
TV Show: None
Anime: Code geass
Webcomic: none
Drink: Ice Tea
Shoe: Rebook
Hat: Black snapback Cap
Color: green
Music Genre: Rap
Internet Meme:shut up and take my money

Do I...

Smoke: ye
Swear:if needed...
Flip out and kill people: sometimes, much less than in my younger days.:D
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: sometimes
Knit scarves for orphans: not until now...
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: No
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: im not sure (more research needed)
Have furry leanings?: sometimes ;)

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: i think so but im not sure, everything is written in moonrunes
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Nope, Everything was better before :p

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Porn and stuff :D
Other random trivia: Nokia prduced rubber boots before they actually started to produce mobilephones.

Notes: im lurking, bug reporting and counting quite awhile now. time to introduce myself :D
 
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Zepheral said:
Welcome to the forum stone.

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thats pretty nice of you. you made a new fan :D

but dont be mad at me
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Hello there and welcome stone, we've seen each other already. ^^

My my, another German. I kind of read that nationality again and again, looking at former introductions. Apparently, Germans are more likely to pop up online than Austrians. :/

Anyway, I think you're already having fun around here, and I hope you keep having it in the future! Be productive/helpful in the hentai sections, but don't forget to also be funny around the realm of madness that is "Everything Else". And stay clear of my ears.
 
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