Introduction Thread

[Byzantine2014]

Re: Introduction Thread

And welcome Copy, make yourself at home. Enjoy your stay and watch the gap, maybe you'll just look perverted then

Unexpectedly deep for your ideal appearance, haven't had an answer like that before! Wouldn't you say that there are actually many ideal appearances, varying depending upon the time, place, beholder's eye and your own view?

The lack of anime disturbs the balance, repent and watch konosuba!

 

[Copy]

Re: Introduction Thread

Thanks for the warm welcome.
Yes, there are many ideal appearances, based upon each person's preference.

My comment: "No such thing." is simply me saying that I don't have anything I would consider an ideal appearance, I see many things as having their own specific type of charm about them. (appearance related)

Another reason for that might be because I simply value appearance less than personality.
Not going to say that appearance doesn't matter at all, because although it matters less than personality, it still matters to a degree.

I could go on talking about this, expand upon it, go into details about how my mind works but I don't want to write a book.

 

[voyeurkind]

Re: Introduction Thread

Name: Randy
Screenname / Nicknames: voyeurkind
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: USA

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Hair length: Short
Breasts: None
Glasses: My entire life
Features: Vacant stare
Height: 6'0"


~ Ideal appearance ~

No such thing.

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Aries
My Fears: Pretty much everything, some days
Common Utterances: It is what it is.
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Either could work, depending on the day
Bad Habits: Overthinking and over-analyzing things

3 Things I Dislike:
-Pubic hair
-Fake boobs
-Panty hose

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Akira Toriyama
Other manga of interest: None
Video game series: Lego
TV Show: If it were still on, Mythbusters. I do watch a lot of sports.
Anime: Hmm. Let's go with Highschool DxD.
Webcomic: Questionable Content, Dumbing of Age, Menage a 3, Sandra on the Rocks
Drink: Beer, Scotch, Vodka
Shoe: Comfortable, wide width
Hat: Usueally a baseball cap of some sort
Color: Blue or Red
Music Genre: All of them
Internet Meme: I'm old, I don't give a damn.

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Yes
Flip out and kill people: No
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Yes.
Knit scarves for orphans: No
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: No
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: NO
Have furry leanings?: No
Sing to myself in the bathroom?: Sure

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: No.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Maybe

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I started playing eroge a few months ago and recently began paying more attention. I've been playing a lot of the games here, and I want to leave some feedback, and perhaps create a game of my own.
Other random trivia: Hunting sober is like fishing...sober.

 

[chrisroxxx]

Re: Introduction Thread

Welcome to the forums voyeurkind.

 

[michael6795]

Re: Introduction Thread

Name: take a guess
Screenname / Nicknames:
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: !

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Hair length: Medium
Breasts: None
Glasses: Yep
Features:
Height:5'8"


~ Ideal appearance ~
(of me or partner?.. gonna do partner)

Eye color: green
Hair color: brown
Hair length: long
Ears: normal
Breasts: C/D?
Tail: Nah
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Nah
Glasses: None
Features: None
Height: 5'4"
Cyclops: uhh..biclops
Skin: Tan

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Gemini
My Fears: death
Common Utterances:
Is the glass half full, or half empty: full!
Bad Habits:

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Fake tits
2) Fake people
3) Asparagus

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: N/A
Other manga of interest: N/A
Video game series: Bioshock
TV Show: N/A
Anime: N/A
Webcomic: N/A
Drink: Tea
Shoe: Nike
Hat: Beanies
Color: Blue
Music Genre: Rock
Internet Meme: Shooting Stars

Do I...

Smoke: Nah
Swear: Fuck yeah
Flip out and kill people: perhaps
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Both!
Knit scarves for orphans: no
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines:no
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: no
Have furry leanings?: no

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: nope
Should Marty have gone back to it?: yes

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Teh games
Other random trivia: Longtime lurker, only now realizing that this thread exists

Notes:

 

[Byzantine2014]

Re: Introduction Thread

Welcome michael6795, enjoy your stay and mind the gap!

Excellent, another lurker dragged out into the light of the... hentai? Nice avatar, and pretty sweet that you play the guitar! Have a good time anyway

 

[Stuffie]

Re: Introduction Thread

Not the most informative of introductions, but you took the time to introduce yourself, and that's more than many do. Welcome to the forums, and enjoy your stay for "teh games". ^^

 

[michael6795]

Re: Introduction Thread

Haha I realized, I just didn't want to divulge too much personal info ya see Thanks for the welcome, though I'm more than familiar with the site!

Welcome michael6795, enjoy your stay and mind the gap!

Excellent, another lurker dragged out into the light of the... hentai? Nice avatar, and pretty sweet that you play the guitar! Have a good time anyway

P.S. any idea how to make my avatar animated? It was originally a gif

 

[Byzantine2014]

Re: Introduction Thread

P.S. any idea how to make my avatar animated? It was originally a gif

Believe it has to be max 400x400 (so pretty small!); only admins can have it larger. Probably will have to downsize it for it to work properly.

 

[breckcole]

Re: Introduction Thread

Hello Everyone!
I'm a person and can't wait to get to know this community

Name: It's hidden in plain sight ^^
Screenname / Nicknames: Breckcole, I also answer to Bleek
Age: 25
Gender: M
Current Country of Residence: USA

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Hair length: Varies ;D been short most of my life but I haven't cut it in 8 months.
Breasts: Ass
Glasses: Groucho
Features: Is fucking awesome
Height: 5' 10"


~ Ideal appearance ~

Would it be a cop out to say i don't have a set ideal; Just things i tend to prefer more than others? Yes? I thought so..

Eye color: Developed a really weird liking for red eyes. I don't even know what started it.
Hair color: Red. Wait. Maybe I just like the color red..
Hair length: Not really a big deal for me but.. Theres just something about short hair that I love.
Ears: 2 of them, please
Breasts: Yes
Tail: YES
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: ;D Kinky. Yes.
Glasses: Askew
Features: Strong-willed
Height: Shorties are fun
Cyclops: Leela is awesome
Skin: I prefer a darker tan

Note: Halfway through writing this i realized this was an Ideal "what I want to look like" not an Ideal "this is what I like"
Note 2: Answers are still mostly the same ;D

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Pisces
My Fears: Heights, large crowds, accidentally making people feel bad
Common Utterances: "Fucklesticks" "Suck a fat one" "'Cause I'm Awesome"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Doesn't matter. I'm about to drink it.
Bad Habits: Procrastination. Not checking my phone. Not paying bills (aka procrastination)

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Societal Norms
2) Restrictions
3) Stealing

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Tamiki Wakaki
Other manga of interest: Pretty much anything popular. Don't think i read anything obscure.
Video game series: Zelda.. Followed by Elder scrolls and Metroid..
TV Show: Rick and Morty
Anime: Sword of the Stranger
Webcomic: XKCD
Drink: Tequila
Shoe: For me? IDC.. On others? I like wedges.
Hat: I have a hat fetish.. No exaggeration I own at least 30 hats.. My favorite is my Charizard beanie
Color: Yellow
Music Genre: Rock
Internet Meme: Whatever hasn't gotten old yet.

Do I...

Smoke: Celebratory Cigars
Swear: Damn sailor mouth..
Flip out and kill people: No, I love people.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Yes to both
Knit scarves for orphans: Nope. I do patch up my own clothes though.
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Thankfully not
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I would say yes, but... I dabble in many things.
Have furry leanings?: Sometimes. I can appreciate it , at least.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: I predict that you will roll your eyes in the next 10 seconds.

Spoiler

See?

Should Marty have gone back to it?: Absolutely.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Came for the porn, stayed for the porn.
Other random trivia: I love pretty much everyone I meet. Don't be an asshole and it'll stay that way.

Notes: If anyone wants some free erotica, pm me what you're looking for and I'll see if my muse hits me.

 

[Stuffie]

Re: Introduction Thread

Hello and welcome to this trainwreck of a community, Breck!

Common Utterances: "Fucklesticks" "Suck a fat one" "'Cause I'm Awesome"

Hahahaha, the first one sounds fun to say! "Oh fucklesticks, did I forget about sending that file via email again?" "Really? Goddamn fucklesticks, didn't know!" XD

Bad Habits: Procrastination. Not checking my phone. Not paying bills (aka procrastination)

I think not to check your phone is NOT a bad habit! When cellular phones came along, at some point the majority of people decided that there is no excuse not to be available 24/7. Be it bosses, friends, family. You got a cellphone now, you MUST be there for them all the time. F*ck that, honestly! I still enjoy privacy and the luxury of "not being there" from day to day, especially weekends! And even though I pretty much had to get a smartphone a bunch of months ago, I don't look at it as often as the rest of the people I see on the street/train/bus/everywhere.
Unless you miss an actually important call, not checking your phone every five minutes is absolutely fine in my book.

Drink: Tequila

Eww. Not only not my kind of spirit, but also YOU'RE AMERICAN! Those filthy Mexicans are stealing your jobs and stuff! Make America great again! Drink American spirits, like....I dunno. XD

Knit scarves for orphans: Nope. I do patch up my own clothes though.

Might sound weird, but it's amazing to read something like this nowadays. Around here, usually you either hand your clothes over to mum to fix them, or just buy new ones. I applaud you, sir!

Can you see into it?: I predict that you will roll your eyes in the next 10 seconds.

Spoiler

See?

You must be registered to see the links

...well, except that should be "he" instead of "she. ^^

Reason for joining: Came for the porn, stayed for the porn.

...NOT for the kind and helpful community? NEGREP THIS DUDE TO OBLIVION, GUYS!!! XD


*cough* But uhm, yeah, once more welcome to this little community, hopefully you will have a great time around here, find tons of porn content to enjoy, and share some fun and quality posts of yours with us! See ya around!

 

[Byzantine2014]

Re: Introduction Thread

A bit later, but welcome to the community breckcole! I can't compare with Stuffie's awesome welcome, so just enjoy your stay and mind the gap!

And I hope you say those utterances right one after the other, that'd be as awesome as your features

 

[breckcole]

Re: Introduction Thread

Eww. Not only not my kind of spirit, but also YOU'RE AMERICAN! Those filthy Mexicans are stealing your jobs and stuff! Make America great again! Drink American spirits, like....I dunno. XD

Don't judge me, I'll have you know that I love tequila BECAUSE it tastes like shit. Imagine it. That horrid taste, making your jaw lock up forcing you to tilt your head back just to swallow the damn thing. The frantic search for relief as that terrible aftertaste builds up. The disgust from feeling that piss they call alcohol claw it's way down your throat. Then the sweet sweet release from torture as you bite into your lemon..

I love tequila for the release not for the torture ;D

Might sound weird, but it's amazing to read something like this nowadays. Around here, usually you either hand your clothes over to mum to fix them, or just buy new ones. I applaud you, sir!

It's definitely a useful skill to have. I got a lot of practice the past few years, too. I used to be in the Navy until recently and I can't shine boots for shit. So instead I would make deals with people. Your button fell off? Let me sew that back on while you shine my boots. The tailor patched your rank on the wrong shoulder? Let me help you with that. You split your pants on the asscrack seem? Fucking fatass, hand it over.

The only time I ever shined my own boots was my second week of bootcamp where I went five hours with no progress until someone took pity on me.

...NOT for the kind and helpful community? NEGREP THIS DUDE TO OBLIVION, GUYS!!! XD

Been there, done that, lost the trophy. Bring it on.

Spoiler

Placeholder for the YouTube link to TES:IV trailer as I can't post URLs

A bit later, but welcome to the community breckcole! I can't compare with Stuffie's awesome welcome, so just enjoy your stay and mind the gap!

And I hope you say those utterances right one after the other, that'd be as awesome as your features

Yes, Stuffie showed me lots of love. But i appreciate your warm welcome none the less. I accept all love both big and small xp

P.s.

Spoiler

Fucklesticks

 

[Stuffie]

Re: Introduction Thread

Don't judge me, I'll have you know that I love tequila BECAUSE it tastes like shit. Imagine it. That horrid taste, making your jaw lock up forcing you to tilt your head back just to swallow the damn thing. The frantic search for relief as that terrible aftertaste builds up. The disgust from feeling that piss they call alcohol claw it's way down your throat. Then the sweet sweet release from torture as you bite into your lemon..

I love tequila for the release not for the torture ;D

Huh. I can't say that my drinking behavior matches yours, but it kind of makes sense if I think about it. Or like, it could make for someone else. My reaction to Tequila is the very same, but the bite into the lemon/orange doesn't give me enough relief to ignore that I just downed that horrible liquid. ^^;

It's definitely a useful skill to have. I got a lot of practice the past few years, too. I used to be in the Navy until recently and I can't shine boots for shit. So instead I would make deals with people. Your button fell off? Let me sew that back on while you shine my boots. The tailor patched your rank on the wrong shoulder? Let me help you with that. You split your pants on the asscrack seem? Fucklesticks, hand it over.

Yeah, being able to do some repairs or customization (f.e. change leg lengths of pants) can really make a difference, even today when it's "okay" to just throw away a shirt because of a small hole. It feels like an old, forgotten skill to me, probably because my mother did a lot of sewing and knitting back when I was a child. We actually learned how to knit simple things in elementary school. I wasn't too good at it as far as I can remember, and I have no recollection on how to do it now.

The only time I ever shined my own boots was my second week of bootcamp where I went five hours with no progress until someone took pity on me.

*lol* Wait, you shined your boots for five hours and didn't make any progress!? I mean, rubbing that cloth over most of a boot for five hours should do something!
I kind of feel for the person that finally helped you out. XD

Yes, Stuffie showed me lots of love. But i appreciate your warm welcome none the less. I accept all love both big and small xp

Yush, love and welcome hugs for all the newcomers! \o/ Now also considering handing out welcome snacks that are like those seasoned, slim bread sticks...gotta call them "Fucklesticks".

 

[breckcole]

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Spoiler

You're Awesome.

I tried really really hard to create a bag of fucklesticks.. But I've discovered I'm no good at image editing, and MSPaint is a very horrible tool if you're actually trying to do something.. Hour of my life wasted

If you've never tried to shine shoes before, know this. if you try to make a shiny spot shinier but you arent good at making it nice and shiny, you very well jsut end up making the shiny spot dull again. Thus no progress.

 

[Soupy]

Re: Introduction Thread

It's the middle of the night and I'm here to introduce myself.

Name: Chris
Nicknames: Anything Soup
Age: 28
Gender: M
Current Country of Residence: Canada

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Hair length: Short
Glasses: Also Brown
Features: Beardy
Height: 6' 1"


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Eh.. Same
Hair color: Why pick just one!
Hair length: Short Hair all the way
Ears: Yes I still want them
Breasts: Getting used to a bra seems a hassle
Tail: Sounds good until I have to sit down probably
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Packing it away seems pretty convenient
Glasses: I do like mine
Features: handsomer probably
Height: Taller, Shorter, I could go either way.
Cyclops: Nope lets go for even more eyes
Skin: Still need that

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Aquarius
My Fears: Extreme heights, Being the center of attention, tiny animals approaching me

Common Utterances: "Hey" "Hi" "Mm?" "Oh?" "Oh" "Right" "See you later"

Bad Habits: Indecision, for example: spending five minutes thinking what to write in this section

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Ads
2) Crows
3) Tomatoes

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Ito Jinji most likely, also someone else
Other manga of interest: Dungeon Meshi and Golden Kamui are solid picks
Video game series: Persona
TV Show: Expanse
Anime: Anything Masaaki Yuasa
Webcomic: Kill Six Billion Demons
Drink: CocaCola
Shoe: Prefer Boots
Hat: Don't have a head for hats unfortunately
Color: Green
Music Genre: Varies
Internet Meme: Whatever hasn't gotten old yet.

Do I...

Smoke:Nope
Swear: Infrequently and explosively
Flip out and kill people: Only in my dreams
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: No good with either
Knit scarves for orphans: Nope.
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Nada
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Nah
Have furry leanings?: Not Really

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: I Predict I'll be scrolling this site tomorrow

Should Marty have gone back to it?: Well they did have hoverboards

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I've been a lurker here for a long while. Originally I trawled through the movies and games threads but then I got into the Roleplay section.

 

[Stuffie]

Re: Introduction Thread

Hello and welcome to the ULM forums, Soupy!

So it was

You must be registered to see the links

that made you take the final step towards the regiment of members? Well, I hope you will have a great time there, with tons of nice RP interactions, character stats, lusty encounters and - of course - lots of soup!

See you around!

 

[Pervy]

Re: Introduction Thread

Realized I never did this thing. Time to be open about my real life personality for anyone curiously-bored reading through.

Name: Can't be expressed using mortal words.
Screenname / Nicknames: Alzebetha, Fluffy, Pervyfantasyproductions, Pervy, Deva, XxH4rdcoreSWAGAngel420YoloxX
Age: 799
Gender: Yes
Current Country of Residence: Germany

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: 2x blue, 3x purple
Hair Color: Darkbrown ish
Hair length: little
Breasts: unintimidating
Glasses: MLG pro gamer glasses
Features: Cosmic entity with varying physical apperance. Can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.
Height: 6 ft


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Green
Hair color: Black
Hair length: longer
Ears: yes
Breasts: intimidating
Tail: nah
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Nah. Perhaps extendable futa part..
Glasses: No.
Features: The same but 20% fluffier
Height: same
Cyclops: No
Skin: see features

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Platypus
My Fears: Dying alone and in agony, heights and most of all shitty remakes of movies I once used to love
Common Utterances: Word of nurturing, Strike of might and Deny passage
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Gimme a moment, It'll be all empty.
Bad Habits: Staying awake too long for porngames or rpz.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Slow people in big shopping carts blocking my way.
2) People leaving rps without note/good reasons.
3) 21-1

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Whoever drew Claymore
Other manga of interest: Hellsing, Berserk, anything by Juni Ito
Video game series: Undertale
TV Show: Doctor Who
Anime: See above
Webcomic: The one with Richard
Drink: Mojito or anything with a skull on it, Absinth
Shoe: sports shoesies
Hat: Preachers hat
Color: black
Music Genre: Metal
Internet Meme: Doge

Do I...

Smoke: Fuck no.
Swear: --
Flip out and kill people: Nah.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Ye
Knit scarves for orphans: Knit scarfs for orphans.. out of orphans!
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: O.. only the cute ones..
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I make half a living writing porn, you tell me.
Have furry leanings?: only until I shave.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Not without a headache.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Only to escape the Weeping Angels.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: shilling my games and imagined-humping people in rps. Also boredom.
Other random trivia: I can play the didgeridoo.

Notes:
Note to self: remember to close the trans-dimensional gateway befo-

 

[Stuffie]

Re: Introduction Thread

I guess the warm welcome is obsolete in your case, but still hello and thanks for your rather creative introduction, Pervy. I hope you will enjoy your stay on ULMF as much as you have enjoyed it since January 2016.

 

[Zepheral]

Re: Introduction Thread

I guess the warm welcome is obsolete in your case, but still hello and thanks for your rather creative introduction, Pervy. I hope you will enjoy your stay on ULMF as much as you have enjoyed it since January 2016.