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my name is Ricky Van, and im here because of one thing : during my boring time resting at my room, i decide to open some e-mail to see what's new and somehow an insane russian-english email comes to me like this :

"Hey. heard you've been exploring some blyat stuff on the internet eh? me too brother. a bottle of vodka and some good tiddies makes my day warmer than chelyabinsk meteorite. heh.. anyway if you're looking for some place to do some chatty and see some good blyat stuff on internet, i got this link that may interest you. this place is a good place for you to start your journey into blyatism and all.. (link to ULMF)"

so i click the link and here i am, registered as a new user with few reason :

1. this is the same forum i found when i was in a furry community, the same forum that lead me to hentai games and videos.

2. consistently showing up on my email as "best place to get hentai games"

3. frequently appear on my google search when i was looking for some hentai games guide.

turns out time can lead you to an old place once in a while..

any way.. my name is Ricky Van, and here's my introduction to ULMF.
 
Too bad I can't just merge this with the STICKIED INTRODUCTION THREAD.

WOULD BE NICE IF THE MOD OF THIS SECTION COULD GET OFF THEIR ASS AND DO SOMETHING.
 
It obviously needs one. And not some wastrel out of the RP circle-jerk, someone that'll actually do the work that needs to be done.
 
Name: ririmudev
Screenname / Nicknames: just ririmudev
Age: >30?
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: U.S.A.

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Black/Brown
Hair length: ...
Breasts: None
Glasses: Optional
Features: ?
Height: 6'0"


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: whatever
Hair color: whatever
Hair length: whatever
Ears: whatever
Breasts: between medium-small and large
Tail: whatever
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: don't think so
Glasses: whatever
Features: ?
Height: whatever (kind of like tall)
Cyclops: not really
Skin: whatever (medium is nice though)

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Scorpio
My Fears: Not much
Common Utterances: That's how it goes
Is the glass half full, or half empty: depends on the day
Bad Habits: not many

3 Things I Dislike:
1) backwards toilet paper
2) not responding in a timely manner
3) excessive smart phone use

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: I'm trying to remember who did SZS...
Other manga of interest: ...?
Video game series: SimCity, ending with SimCity 4
TV Show: I don't do TV anymore
Anime: it's been a while, but probably Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
Webcomic: TBD
Drink: Ginger Lemon Kombucha
Shoe: my brown shoes from Germany
Hat: N/A
Color: blue
Music Genre: omitted (reasons)
Internet Meme: I don't know most of them. Maybe "get rekt" counts?

Do I...

Smoke: no
Swear: maybe when no-one's around
Flip out and kill people: nope
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: no comment
Knit scarves for orphans: no way
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: no
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: some weekends I leave my abode for ~30 minutes
Have furry leanings?: not really, but not opposed

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: I'd be richer if I could
Should Marty have gone back to it?: I mean, curiosity would compel me so... yes

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: probably won't, but entertaining becoming an H-dev
(sample up on amazon: ec2-3-80-29-22.compute-1.amazonaws.com/hj00.html )
Other random trivia: not a genius, but I know a lot of stuff about a lot of things.

Notes:
 
That's a lot of "whatever"s and "things 'n stuff" right there. o.o

Anyway, welcome to ULMF ririmu! \o/
 
Thanks!
(for the record, my whatever = whatever is fine, as opposed whatever don't care)
 
Aaah good thing you say that, because I took it the wrong way. ^^
 
Name:--
Screenname / Nicknames: Bazeeeng
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: Indonesia (have you heard about Bali or Borneo?)

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Hair length: short
Breasts: what?
Glasses: I have an eagle eye
Features: --
Height: 180 cm? (I dont remember)


~ Ideal appearance ~

Who cares, we gonna die anyway...

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Sagittarius
My Fears: Acrophobia
Common Utterances: --
Is the glass half full, or half empty: can be both
Bad Habits: too many

3 Things I Dislike:
  1. life
  2. rats
  3. hot weather
~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: I read a lot of mangas, but didn't remember any of the artist. I feel bad now
Other manga of interest: too much
Video game series: Fallout series (except 76)
TV Show: NatGeo
Anime: Zero no Tsukaima (The Familiar of Zero)
Webcomic: --
Drink: --
Shoe: I like sandals more than shoes
Hat: --
Color: black
Music Genre: Anisong
Internet Meme: --

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: yes
Flip out and kill people: if I can
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: is violin included ?
Knit scarves for orphans: no
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: if i have money
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: well....
Have furry leanings?: no

~ The Future ~

I don't care about future, we gonna dies anyway

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Interested in translation
Other random trivia:

Notes: My english still bit broken
 
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ITS TIME TO STOP LURKING

Name: Mayb someday. Someday...
Screenname / Nicknames: OOf just call me bruv.
Age: 20 (sorry for lying abt my birthdate admins)
Gender: SHROUDED IN MYSTERY
Current Country of Residence: A closet (nohomo, okay maybe alittle)

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Braun
Hair Color: Braun
Hair length: Short and braun
Breasts: hmmm
Glasses: Yes
Features: Piercing
Height: Haven't checked in a while now


~ Ideal Partner ~ (cuz im happy with the sexy way i look)
Eye color: Dun matter
Hair color: Red
Hair length: Not bald
Ears: Dun matter
Breasts: A-B If woman. Light muscle chest for males.
Tail: On a female? yes and no it doesn't matter that much. Male? no.
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Not irl no.
Glasses: Can be cute yes.
Features: Can be anything. I have too many fetishes.
Height: No dwarfs or skyscrapers. Anything else is cool.
Cyclops: ??? like one eye? no!
Skin: Pale is fav <3

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Mysterious
My Fears: Spiders and death
Common Utterances: Fuck,
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half full.
Bad Habits: I get myself off too much and i smoke too much dank weed.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Petulance
2) Narrowminded people
3) Drinking canabutter

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Don't have a fav, but on the naughty side i like Marimokan.
Other manga of interest: ^^^
Video game series: Dank Souls, lotsa games really, Huniepop,
TV Show: Anything that makes you think. Movies and shows that explore things the human mind cannot comprehend fully like the future or "What ifs" ranks really high for me.
Anime: Mirai Nikki
Webcomic: Have you heard of HOMOSUCK????
Drink: Water
Shoe: Regular shoes
Hat: No
Color: All colors are beautiful :)
Music Genre: Anything that makes me happy listening to.
Internet Meme: Secret

Do I...

Smoke: Only weed
Swear: Alot
Flip out and kill people: Occationally
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Yes to both of them
Knit scarves for orphans: Never
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Thank god no
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Not really
Have furry leanings?: Not at all. Can be kinky to watch people with tails and ears, but thats about it.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Im living it. so kinda?
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Noyesmayb?

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Wanted to find stuff to gazm to.
Other random trivia: I love vag more than dicc

Notes: Wanna punch people for not using Sukebei.nyaa.si and common sense.
 
Hello and welcome to ULMF theheisan!

That signature though..... O.O
 
theheisan said:
Yeah about that! Isn't the signature supposed to appear under every post i make? I haven't seen any signatures recently ;(
Click to expand...

Look at mine, so you can haunt yourself. >:3
 
Name: Matt
Screenname / Nicknames: Various, but I'm kind of incognito. If you know who I am, you can probably figure out it's me pretty quickly.
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: The United States

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dirty Blond
Hair length: A shaggy neck length right about now
Breasts: None to speak of
Glasses: The name should be a give away, I think
Features: I am a feature
Height: 5'10"? I think?


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Green
Hair color: Something exotic and brightly colored
Hair length: Longer, fuller, more luscious
Ears: Fine where they are, I think
Breasts: Massive dohoonkabhankoloos
Tail: Not... especially
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Nah
Glasses: Yeah, I kinda dig em
Features: Laser eyes or robot arms, I don't know, what are features
Height: I'm not especially picky
Cyclops: Maybe if I get a sweet eye patch
Skin: More pale or less pale, I'm in a really boring between state atm

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: I'm a cancer, just ask anyone
My Fears: Wasps
Common Utterances: A variety of expletives in numerous configurations
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Did someone only fill it halfway, or just drink half of it?
Bad Habits: I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Taking Lives starring Angelina Jolie
2) My family
3) Filling out long forms

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Yusuke Marata's art, Akira Toriyama's world building and aesthetics
Other manga of interest: More of an anime man than a reader tbh
Video game series: The Marios
TV Show: Right now it's The Tick
Anime: Dragonball Z, as heavily flawed as it is I can't deny its influence on me
Webcomic: Kill Six Billion Demons
Drink: A good Long Island Iced Tea
Shoe: Boots with too much shit on them
Hat: Bowler
Color: Blue
Music Genre: Rawk
Internet Meme: Business cat

Do I...

Smoke: Yes
Swear: Hell yes
Flip out and kill people: I would if they'd let me
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: I can play Smoke on the Water on bass, maybe
Knit scarves for orphans: No
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Only Nintendo ones
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: To answer this question for you is to answer it for myself, and I don't want to face the truth tbh
Have furry leanings?: Not particularly, despite being a cat

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Sometimes, but I can never change it
Should Marty have gone back to it?: I would have, I don't know Marty well enough though

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I'm a blossoming game developer who's kind of thinking of getting into lewd stuff. When I looked up where to go to find out more about / possibly advertise dirty games, this was one of the most frequent places listed.
Other random trivia: I'm not actually a cat. It's all one big lie.
 
Well lookie here, it's a cat with glasses, even though he is not actually a cat and has no leanings towards furries, who enjoys business cat memes and....boots with a lot of sh*t on them? Uuuuhh okay. :oops:

Welcome to the forums! May your glasses stay shiny and your body never turn into a megachonker!
 
I'm very late at this, but here we go. There are some things I'd prefer not to divulge, but I'll do my best.

Name: *CLASSIFIED*
Screenname / Nicknames: *CLASSIFIED* (I'd prefer to keep my ulmf and F95 zone separate from everything else I do on the internet)
Age: *CLASSIFIED*
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: The United States

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Hair length: Short and Tidy
Breasts: Does not apply
Glasses: I prefer my contacts, but when I don't have to leave my house yes.
Features: I'm quite thin, but I'm working on it
Height: 5' 9"


~ Ideal appearance ~

The only think I'd like to change about myself is to gain a bit more weight, which is believable. I know this section was for fantasy-type appearance, but I'm perfectly content with my features.

~ Personality ~

16personalities test (I have no respect for the Zodiac): Advocate INFJ-T
My Fears: Being utterly alone
Common Utterances: Don't really have one
Is the glass half full, or half empty: The liquid makes up half of the space inside of the glass
Bad Habits: Being on my computer for ungodly amounts of time

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Stupid people who cannot read the room
2) Poorly designed games
3) Anything to do with RPGMaker (Relates to #2)

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Akira Toriyama (Yes I am a sucker for Dragon Ball)
Other manga of interest: MHA (Because who isn't these days), and One Piece
Video game series: Sonic the Hedgehog (Preferably the Adventure series), Persona, Ratchet & Clank, Borderlands, Metroid, and Dynasty Warriors before the dumpster fire that was 9
TV Show: Ben 10 and Avatar TLA
Anime: Gurren Lagann and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Webcomic: Never really read one
Drink: Southern-made Sweet Tea
Shoe: Doesn't matter to me
Hat: ALL OF THEM
Color: Red
Music Genre: Acid Jazz
Internet Meme: IMMA CLOBBAH DAT DERE KIRBEH!!

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: I try my best not to
Flip out and kill people: Nope
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Nadda
Knit scarves for orphans: Nope
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: I've never been much of a collector, so no.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: No
Have furry leanings?: No

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: No and I hope I never will.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: I really wish I understood this reference, but I've never been able to watch Back to the Future.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I found this forum one day and just felt like it.
Other random trivia: I've divulged enough

Notes: I also just started NieR: Automata, and I like what I see.
 
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