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Macaroni and cheese with bacon, hmmm... sounds like an idea to try sometime. Nunu, how much bacon do you put in, or is it just a sprinkle of bacon bits after it's cooked and on your plate? I'm willing to try about anything once...
 
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Green_Jay said:
Macaroni and cheese with bacon, hmmm... sounds like an idea to try sometime. Nunu, how much bacon do you put in, or is it just a sprinkle of bacon bits after it's cooked and on your plate? I'm willing to try about anything once...
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you know you want to grab that soy sauce bottle >.>
 
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i tend to make about a 5 inch deep 10 inch wide 16 inch long bach at a time, it will have about 1 pound of bacon.
 
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1 pound minimum. Fuck yeah bacon. A full plate of bacon topped with mac and cheese is also good.
 
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Sinfulwolf said:
1 pound minimum. Fuck yeah bacon. A full plate of bacon topped with mac and cheese is also good.
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A pound of bacon....
Grrr...Your tempting me to break my diet Dx
 
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Hello everybody! i've been lurking for a long time and i didn't post till now because i was kinda ashamed that english isn't my first language, well its even worse so beware with the grammar horrors that i will spell, and know that i am sorry i will improve with some practice.
but that aside now i'll try at my best to contribute. :eek:

Name: Viktor
Screenname / Nicknames: Strelok and a few other one.
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: Argentina

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Green.
Hair Color: Brown.
Hair length: Short but in the way to grow.
Breasts: thankfully nope.
Glasses: Yep since i was a child.
Features: A little Scar in the chin.
Height: 5'8 i think.


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Red or White.
Hair color: Brown
Hair length: Long
Ears: the same i guess.
Breasts: No thanks.
Tail: it sound uncomfortable so i rather not.
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: so.. tempting.. but nope..
Glasses: nope
Features: a lumberjack beard
Height: 6'0
Cyclops: nope
Skin: White or if being more radical then blue.

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Scorpio
My Fears: the way that life change things.
Common Utterances: i dont know what this mean.
Is the glass half full, or half empty: half empty.
Bad Habits: being lazy its my worse fault.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) cockroaches
2) people acting/being false (i pretty sure that i messed up with my english in that one)
3) being kinda boring

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: i dont know.
Other manga of interest: neither.
Video game series: Castlevania, Gta, Mount & Blade, Manhunt, Touhou, Elder Scrolls/Fallout and a lot more that dont come into my mind now.
TV Show: Simpsons, South park.
Anime: Fate/stay and Fate/Zero, Higurashi, Umineko, Clannad, Elfen lied.
Webcomic: Cyanide and Happiness.
Drink: Beer if i have to choose.
Shoe: My old and trusty sneakers.
Hat: none
Color: Red or Blue.
Music Genre: Techno.
Internet Meme: Yao Ming, NO, Y U no.

Do I...

Smoke: never.
Swear: Almost every fucking second.. xD
Flip out and kill people: eeh.. not yet nor ever hopefully.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: hehe its funny but almost never
Knit scarves for orphans: Every single day of course! nah jjk
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: i would like but i dont have any way to buy outside of my country so.. nope..
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: otaku no but as an hikikomori sadly i gotta answer that with an yes. :(
Have furry leanings?: i dont exactly like but meh, i can watch it.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: nop
Should Marty have gone back to it?: You mean from the Old West?: sorry i dont know what to answer, dont get me wrong i love the movies but what? xD

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: two words, Fairy Fighting.
Other random trivia: hablo español xD

Notes: i like to draw and am still learning but even so maybe i will post some of my work. :p


i will ask two things if it isn't a problem.

My english it's kinda legible or i should restrain myself from posting too much?

and random question do you like pizza? :p
 
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I understood you just fine Strelok! So don't be shy. Post to your heart's content I say. Well... not TOO much. Welcome to ULMF though. Have fun and things.
 
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Strelok?

I SAID COME IN, DON'T STAND THERE


I SAID COME IN, DON'T STAND THERE


I SAI- oh, you're already here. Uh, welcome to ULMF, mind the gap.
 
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Come closer, I always have information for people like you.
 
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Name: Charlotte Rachel Zane
Screenname / Nicknames: Charlotte (Because it wasn't taken-- why waste the creativity when I -like- my name?)
Age: Well that's a rude question. 20.
Gender: ...Name's -Charlotte-. Girl, genius.
Current Country of Residence: United States of America

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Green. Wait, no, brown ring around the outside. But why's it bluish flecks and... now they're red in sunlight... You know what? Screw that, Hazel Green?
Hair Color: Blackish brown.
Hair length: Longcat-size. (i.e. loooooooooooooooong). Naw, I wish though, only just past shoulder-length. :/
Breasts: I have two of them? To hell with arbitrary measurements-- I have yet to properly fit a damned bra. Average size, in any case-- anywhere from B-D, given the sister-size perplexion of mine...
Glasses: I could wear them, but my eyesight's 20-10, so not actually super-necessary.
Features: Um... I have two eyes, a nose, and a mouth?
Height: 6'0", or 180cm. Freakishly tall.


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Anything I could /define/ would be great. They're mostly green now, so that'd be fine.
Hair color: Hrm... fine as it is, but black or blue might be neat. Or both!
Hair length: Down to my waist! I want to be able to braid it then bludgeon people with it as an improvised weapon! RAWR!
Ears: Pointier!
Breasts: Hey, I /like/ my chest. And my /spine/.
Tail: Not really my thing. However, a charging cable tail would be awesome.
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Ew. No boy-bits on me, thanks.
Glasses: If they fired lasers or were x-ray or such, yes. Though, I would like just some simple sunglasses that fit me...
Features: Myeh... idk.
Height: Variable! I want to be able to shrink to pixy-size and climb up into people's clothes, or godzilla-stomp people. (The latter is square-cubed law-able, though).
Cyclops: ...What? I already mentioned I like lasers. NEXT!
Skin: Um... I like having skin.

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: I am /not/ a serial killer dammit-- I don't care how many personality tests give me a 90% chance!
My Fears: A rational fear of high-tension/pressure tool/items. So a crossbow-string or air-compressor makes me a bit nervous. That's rational, though, seeing as I lost 1/5 or so of my dominant-hand's middle finger to a crossbow. (Yeah yeah, let the 'oh no, not her favorite finger' jokes ensue...)
Common Utterances: "..." (I like trailing off in sentences)
Is the glass half full, or half empty: That question is not making me any less thirsty. Time spent wondering is time better spent DEVOURING SAID GLASS.
Bad Habits: Never sleeping, speaking too much of my mind... actually, I don't have many habits I dislike-- too hard to form habits.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Misuse or ignorance of the shift key, spellcheck, and grammar.
2) Phallic organs and their respective fluids. (Not necessarily the people attached to them).
3) Vulgar or crass mannerisms and vocabulary in odd contexts. By that, I mean that I find anatomical tourettes to be perplexing (use of 'cunt' or 'pussy' to describe my cute little lady-bits rather irks me).

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Wait, I'm terrible with trivia... Um... I like... TOO MANY! GAH!
Other manga of interest: ;-;
Video game series: All of the above...? Mario/sonic/halo/kirby/starcraft/diablo/pokemon/advance wars/minecraft/castle crashers/mass effect/super smash bros./zelda/elder scrolls/fallout/final fantasy/...
TV Show:Avatar/Korra/Scrubs/Big Bang Theory/Doctor Who/Sherlock/Red Dwarf
Anime: Okay, just listing anime and manga I liked enough to watch all of (not complete list, in RANDOM order) full metal panic/full metal alchemist/inuyasha/yu-gi-oh/haruhi/pokemon/kenshin/zach bell/shikubane hime/bleach/naruto/one piece/detective conan/black cat/lovely com/b no gata h kei/love hina/tengen toppa gurren lagaan/evangellion/code geauss/euraka 7/death note/myself;yourself/fight ippatsu juuden-chan/sekirei/air gear/gantz/fruits basket/chobits/dears/tsukaima no zero/darker than black... (there's a lot...)
Webcomic: Ctrl+Alt+Del/Nerf Now!!/VGcats/Girls with Slingshots/Questionable Content/Order of the Stick/xkcd/Cyanide and Happiness/Homestuck/Girly/Sequential Art/(and others)
Drink: Four way tie between Mountain Dew Voltage, iced tea, strawberry milkshakes, and any and all form of berry-blend juice.
Shoe: Vibram's Five-Finger things. The thin toe-shoes that have downright anti-gravity levels of traction and such.
Hat: Big goofy straw-hat. Purely for one piece fangirl-ing.
Color: Dark blue and emerald green wage constant battle, but dark red oft sneaks up on them as well. When in doubt, the RGB scheme in general suits me.
Music Genre: GENRE!? Nope! My favorite /songs/ are all things I relate experiences to-- I know nothing of music beyond that. Daft Punk reminds me of some fun times with friends (when I had them), an orchestrated Zelda theme invokes nostalgia as well, and so does Kimi ga Ireba (sp?), or whatever the Detective Conan's always-played music theme thing was is likewise so. I suppose piano is one of my favorite intruments, closely followed by guitar. I guess... classical-ish and techno-ish sounds are neat?
Internet Meme: Zerg Rush! Kekekekekekekekekeke!

Do I...

Smoke: Never. In fact, I negatively smoke-- I ninja-grab lit cigarretes that come into arm's reach because smoking near me is RUDE. After all, the smoker only gets about 5.3 to 43 nanograms of carcinogentic nitrosamines, whereas secondhand exposure gives around 680 to 823 nanograms of carcinogentic nitrosamines, even 11 times the volume of smoke itself compared to the smoker, 18,000 nanograms in all. (+3 points to anyone catching that reference).
Swear: Fuck no. Er... well only when angry. Usually. ._.
Flip out and kill people: I... plead the 5th?
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: How is guitar hero not on there? Air guitar, then.
Knit scarves for orphans:ONCE. ONCE I did that, now it's all over the news and whatnot, jegus...
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: /AND/? What do you mean /AND/? No to thrift store, only like 6 figures, and a lot of stuffed animals because they're CUTE AND CUDDLY DAMMIT!
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Sure, though I don't know if that stereotype applies to girls, typically...
Have furry leanings?: Nope.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Only occasionally, and as it pertains to people. Finishing their sentences, mostly, and finding them boring by knowing their words beforehand. Always too random to be useful-- just bothersome. Also? Sometimes can reeeeeally mess with people using it, which is FUN.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Well not without the Doc-- or maybe more future-jumping... Not enough meddling!

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I like to follow good games, but could never chat about that. Also, boredom plus insomnia means doing new things while half-sleepwalking.
Other random trivia:"Sword of Truth" is a good book series. Even if I do worry that the author is a damned rapist by some of the... nevermind, just nevermind. Also, if I didn't mention, I like girls. As in lesbian. There is no more awkward way to state that, so my job there's done. I also like sextoys and tentacles, though phallic ones of either are kinda creepy. I know a small bit of piano, japanese, and parkour. I have a weird sense of time and direction. Technology hates me, yet I aspire to be a game maker-- go figure. I watcha lot of Day[9] dailies, too. I also -would- like League of Legends... if its community wasn't less appealing than [censored].

Notes: I use slashes for /weird/ tone alterations (oft sarcasm-tone), and dashes for -emphasis-... elipsises (elipses? elipsi? elipsoxen!?) for when my speech dims a bit, and I overuse commas to denote pauses-in-speaking, and I use hyphens to denote not-pausing-between-words when talking kinda-fast, and I dislike the period grammar-thing, and I like making fake-words and fake compound-words. I also like semicolons, and I oft use parantheses to add tangent thoughts, or even argue with paranthetical tangents... I prefer to convey bits of speech habit through weird typing than technically be 'correct'.

Danger: If you ever type or say 'irregardless' in my presence, things will go badly. It's not funny, it's IMMENSELY offensive. Don't. Just don't.



Well then. That killed a few hours. Nice to meet people. ^^

Edit: More notes!
-Discovered hentai when I was about 12-ish? Or was it 10...?
-I've thicker metaphorical skin than a tank wearing platemail.
-Am a narcissist, kinda.
-Love monologuing (can ya tell?)/
-Value comedy-- I watch far too many comedy shows...
-I'm an otaku gamer girl, not a nerd (I know far too little beyond the basics of comics and 90's cartoons).
-I'm a decent lemon-ish writer, though more in a capacity of text-roleplay than writing a whole story myself, experience-wise.
-I can translate japenese quite adequately, despite a tiny fluency.
-I'm quite decent with photoshop.
-I should have gone to sleep 12 hours ago.
 
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GUM GUM - I mean... hi.

I think that mighta been the most detailed intro post I've ever seen. Very interesting. ^_^ Welcome to ULMF Charlotte. Feel free to poke around the different sections and post stuff. Have fun but not too much because then the fun police might get ya, and the fun police are DEFINITELY lurking!

...I don't actually know what I'm talking about right now.
 
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...BAZOOK-- I mean counter-hello. But yes, right, I tend to ramble a bit. Hopefully that'll channel itself into something constructive contribute-wise to things here. Nice to meetcha. :)

Fun police? Not to worry, I have their weakness-- bear traps. As in, bears hiding behind doors. And those bears are holding beartraps.

...Perhaps I should have slept yesterday... :D
 
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Sleeping is good. If ye feel up to it, try yer hand at some lemon writing on the blank page. Could always use more stories there, and I always enjoy some good lesbian erotica.

Welcome to ULMF.
 
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otaku is subset of nerd.

also welcome.

apparently our traditional greeting is "mind the gap" and no one else has said it yet so...

Mind the gap.
 
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Welcome to ULMF Charlotte, and as Nunu said mind the gap. If I had been around before he said it then I would have myself.

I do have something to ask though and I hope I'm not offending by asking this. But how can you like tentacles if you don't like phallic objects? Tentacles are all phallic from what I've seen.
 
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Also i feel the need to point out that there has been no peer reviewed scientific studies to show that second hand smoke is dangerous. studies show that such differences are not statisticaly significant (twelve in one thousand lung cancers might be 20% more than ten in one thousand but it is probably just chance)

If you want to stop them say the truth. it stinks and makes you cough. then punch them in the face if they refuse.
 
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I said c
Host said:
Strelok?

I SAID COME IN, DON'T STAND THERE


I SAID COME IN, DON'T STAND THERE


I SAI- oh, you're already here. Uh, welcome to ULMF, mind the gap.
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Wait, fuck, that was two days ago.
 
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Name: Chris
Screenname / Nicknames: Zenneth
Age:25
Gender: male
Current Country of Residence: Greece / Sweden

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: Short Buzz
Breasts:
Glasses: Y
Features:
Height: 5.91 foot or 70.92 iches


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color:
Hair color:
Hair length:
Ears:
Breasts:
Tail:
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part:
Glasses:
Features:
Height:
Cyclops:
Skin:

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Cancer
My Fears: Waking Up after been dead drunk next to a 90+ y.o woman....
Common Utterance: None
Is the glass half full, or half empty: I think none of them
Bad Habits: Drinking like madman

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Economic Crysis in Greece
2) My X girlfriend
3) Both the things above.

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Hiro Mashima
Other manga of interest: Seto Yuki OFC!
Video game series: Dynasty Warriors / Final Fantasy series
TV Show: Fairy Tail / Gintama / One piece
Anime: Accelerando xD
Webcomic:
Drink: Beer beer and moar beer !
Shoe: Sports
Hat: None useally
Color:
Music Genre: Dubstbep / Trance
Internet Meme:

Do I...

Smoke: Some times
Swear: A LOT DAMNIT !
Flip out and kill people: I am a man of peace i dont KILL!
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Some times thought i suck on it.
Knit scarves for orphans: Never thought about it !
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: well nope !
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?:
Otaku ftw
Have furry leanings?: not that much.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Yes ! I can see it ! I can feel it ! Aw w8 ... Not Q_Q
Should Marty have gone back to it?: You mean from the Old West? Probaly

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Best Fapping Resource / Forums i evar seen !
Other random trivia: Braindead atm cant think anything soz! Q_Q

Notes: I love all kinds of hentai except Gore. And i love playing shit loads of games! I gave up been a normal person since i was 20 y.o so yeah i think that qualify me as OTAKU ! <333
 
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Lol welcome to ULMF, Mind the gap, Ignore the rep, Read the rules. And make sure to bring a thank you present to Nunu in the form of a rubber ducky >_>
 
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YAY DUCKY!!!

Oh how I've missed you.
 
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