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Diagasvesle

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The mace turns out to be a flower in which Cross in a grave stared at in disbelief. "WUD DA MUCk?!" Said Cross in a Grave as flowers began to spout out on his grave. "MO! WIS ME HAPPEN!" says Cross in a Grave as it becomes a giant flower poodle.

I on the other hand is discoeing inside a miniature black hole!
 
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Dude, Laws of Physics would like to have a little chat with you.

*watches as Dia gets crushed by immense gravity field*

Uh, nevermind. And I'd refrain from controlling others as well. I have nothing against those flowers, but that's not how I act nor talk. And that's not my name.
 

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LAWS OF PHYSICS MY DICK!
*The laws of physics = bunnies!
GRAVITY BUNNIES!
Diagasvesle leaves this dimension as all specs of gravity turn into bunnies.
Cross in the grave has a bunny in every oriface. Also has bunnies inside of him everywhere! Cross in the Grave is full of bunnies! :D
 
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*Grave devours bunnies, then impales Dia on a metal spike*

I prefer traditonal ways of fighting.
 

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Diagasvesle comes back to life in a most gruesome manner. Cross in a grave stared in disbelief as dia's body begin to rip apart. He could the skin fall away leaving tendons and muscle showing. Those too begin to melt away while the blood turned green and melted the pike. My face was half melted away with my brain showing. I then lol'd.
 
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You look like my breakfast. I bet the taste is similiar.
 

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...now I'll have to redecorate. You two should learn to keep that gruesome arterial spray inside your bodies. Just because I cut your throats, doesn't mean you can BLEED everywhere.

P
 

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Can't force self to attack pale!
*Suicides because nunu says no killy the pale!"
 
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*kills Pale with a toothpick*

Sigh. Is that guy real?
 

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o_O
*Runs and cowers very far away from Cross in a Grave."
 
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What? Am I going to get hit by the hammer or something?
 

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Eh. Depends on what Pale does.
 

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*respawns*.

....

*stabs Cross-Grave with a million tiny needles*....

*detonates them*.

*catches Diagas with the explosion*

P
 

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See Cross in a Grave, this is what happens when you kill pale. Pale just respawns from anything that thinks, feels or has memories of Pale. In fact the only way to kill Pale is to erase your memories and everyone elses Memories of pale....

*Stabs Cross in a Grave ghost with a mini-turrent.*
 
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Hey. At least Pale has some good methods of killing people. And Pale's way of naming me is better than yours.

*possesses Dia and forces him to kill himself*
 

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*Snipes Grave/Pale/Dia*
yeah...
 
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Finally someone who got it right!

*revives as a fire elemental*

Let me HUG you!
 

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Uses fire extingushior of divinity to extinguish Cross in a grave (That's my nickname for you my friend. ^^)
 
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*watches as Dia gets crushed under the machine*

Someone could use a little more muscle.
 

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Only to find the machine turning into cow dung and somehow entering a warphole that warps all the dung into Cross in a Graves intestines.
 
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