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Sure, here's your gold. Ok which quest do we have next?
 
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Ok lets do this quest.
Hunt a motherfucking Cross inside a Grave.
Reward:
15 Prositutes
1 Succubus
1 Incubus
1 Tentacle Demon.


We are so doing this quest phoenix. Lets go kill you so we can kill that cross thing inside of a grave and get the reward.
 
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... I really hate you and your damn tactics. You know that right? The small child replies.
 
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Didn't I lock you in a room?
*Puts you back in air tight room*
*walks out and locks*
*sucks up all air*
 
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Encountered Cross Grave.

Divine Beast

Attacks:

Repel - throws things very far away.

Shield - prevents damage from happening.

Lazor - massive damage - I hope you got a priest.
 
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Undivine beast I choose you!

Undivine beast is fighting against a divine beast, both monster's SA are negated!

Undivine beast use bite!
 
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...Do you mean unholy as opposed to undivine?
 
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Divine Beasts equips Divine Flamethrower!

Divine Beast is packing heat!

Divine Beast uses Fire Attack!
 
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Shut up Pheonix! Why aren't you dying in a air tight room without air that you can't get out of?

*Undivine beast equips AK-47*
GO UNDIVINE BEAST USE THE GUN!
*Undivine beast shoots divine beast with AK-47 infused with his unholy powers*
 
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Divine Beast uses Divine Fist of the Backwind!
 
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*Five year old boy is standing outside of the airtight chamber and eating popcorn while watching*
 
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hm... good timing.
GO UNDIVINE BEAST THROW THE BOY AT THEM!
*Runs away*
 
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And the rest was a big BOOM!

Divine gas + exploding 5 year old child = not cool.
 
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*Victory, Undivine beast gained 2846 exp! Undivine beast leveled up! Undivine beast is now lvl 77! Undivine beast learned a new skill: Use explodsives!*
 
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UNDIVINE Beast gets slayen by the paladin useing Phoenix as a dead corpse. Died recently but explosives focused at the heart of undivine beast.
Paladin loses hand. Phoenix gets a shotgun.
HELL YAH! *Ignores hand.* Lets go collect our reward phoenix!
 
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*Resurrects as a 5 year old girl*

How in the nine hells am I supposed to use a shotgun? The kickback allow would probably bowl me over.
 
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Dude. It's one of those mini-shotguns. It destroys a part of your body and shoots it out as an divine flame. Bassically it kills you slowly. Also everytime you die, don't you become more powerful?
 
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...I don't become more powerful, I just explode and then get better.
 
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Right.... Lets go hunt....... Who else is left?
 
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