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garfield751

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Re: Last Post Wins

you strip of all your clothes and attempt to stick your dick into the win but fail to find a pratical place to do so.

1. RAGE QUIT
2. force it in
3. Become a "hero"
4. Item

btw the tenticule demon teleported back to his cave
 
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you attempt to force it in but the second your penis touched the win sharp pierceing pain shoots into your dick. you pull it out quickly but find that your dick is now a bloody stump. you whithe there bleeding profusely slowing loseing conciousness. your last thought is what you want for dinner and the sharp pain in your nether region.

You Have Died
 
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as you put in another quarter your suddenly teleported into a cave a tenticule demon is in frount of you. he promptly turns you into a girl strips off all your clothes but before he could raep you a piano falls on top of him. you then

1. search cave
2. got out of cave
3. RAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE!!!
 
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4 Tie off the tentacles before they bleed out to make sure they stay hard until rigor mortis sets in and masturbate with them.
 
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you look at your new girl body and feal around. getting horny you start playing with your boobies and then you start pokeing at your vag. you soon orgasim but hunger for more. you see the tenticule demon bleeding and hurt but still alive. you move bits and pieces of piano off him and start bandageing him up with scraps of your clothes. while doing this you play with one of his tenticules alittle and soon relise that he regenrates with pleasure. you quickly shove the tenticule into your vag and another in your bum pushing them in and out until you soon cummed again and again. but by that time the demon has completely regenrated. relazing this mistake you...

1. Keep going
2. kick in face
3. nunu comes in with bahn hammer
 
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you attempt to raep the tenticule demon into submission

Submission Attempt:
your rep+6d roll - demonic buff+tenticule perk+100d roll+Exprience+because i can+your fucked trait+why am i still going+who's line is it anyways?= ?>1337
35+6!-100-50-42-489-THIS IS SPARTA!!!!-over 9k-wtf-penguin=your screwed

you fail to raep the tenticule demon into submission.

the tenticule demon decides your really dumb and proceeds to reap the crap out of you to stop the hurting from the piano. after hes done he promptly kicks your ass out of his home. on you ass naked in the forest you...

1. try to find a nice town
2. make a fire
3. do something sane
 
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knowing that yout likely going to die out here you start running around bableing to yourself. while running you notice that your being watched by alot of somethings. still in your crazy state of mind you charge one of them only to run into a tree and get knocked unconscious. you wake up in....
...
1. a village
2. a girl eating pighorseshark village
3. a village of furries
4. lol wut?
 
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