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garfield751

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Re: Last Post Wins

you order a pint of beer and drink it. then another and another until your throughly drunk. you then take out the 'funbox' looking at it makes you want to open it alot even though the sage that gave it to you told you not to ever open it ever because it countains "stuff". in your drunken state you

1. open the box
2. open the box
3. open the box
 

garfield751

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((WTF YOU READ PART OF MY MIND!!!))

anyways.... you attempt to turn the box into a sandwhich by chucking the box in a random direction. the box hits the elf square in the balls. the dwarf next to the elf laughs hysterically. the elf gets butthurt about and trows a mug at the dwarf. the dwarf gets hit in the face. furous the dwarf charges the elf only to accendently hit a busness man enjoying his drink. this all turns into a big brawl and the barkeep ducks behind the counter. you......

1. wait
2. join in fight
3. leave
 

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And make sure the song is Never gonna give you up.
 

Mamono Assault Force

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Wait until the fight is over, and then rape the unconscious body of the loser.
 

ZeroSpace

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Excuse me sir but please do not defile this thread with cat calls.
 

neegak

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Anyone else spend over three minutes just thinking of what to type in a random thread?
 

ZeroSpace

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If you have to think you are not doing it right.
And Pheonix!
You are doing it wrong!
It's suppose to go on your weenis slot.
 
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