Mass Effect - EDI Stress Relief
Description - This is a parody based on Mass Effect game and focused mainly on EDI. After the final events, Normandy is going back to Earth. Stress and depression runs among the crew, mainly because all women ( except main crew ) are on Earth. So EDI decides to relieve the stress of the crew using her sexy body.
Story
The War is over and humanity has prevailed against the Reapers. The Normandy is on full speed to repair everything on Earth and stress is rampant on the ship.
The Ships A.I. Edi does not understand “Stress” and so she goes to talk with Joker what it means to be “Stressed”
Joker reveals that all of the Women not including the Main Officers have been transferred to other sectors on Earth as they try to rebuild everything. Joker briefly mentions that Women helped the guys reduce their stress and now that they are gone all the men are depressed.
Edi looks into her Database to see what can help with the Men's Stress and being an A.I she misunderstands what Joker meant. She Downloads a File that “Perfects the Secret of Reducing Stress in Men and Women” and she plans to use it to help everyone on the Normandy.
She does some modifications on her body to make herself more attractive and heads out to do as the File stated, to use her Body to help everyone on the Normandy.
Her first Quest is to Learn more about the Anatomy of Men and Woman so she plans to do Exams so she can learn more.
Scene 1: Liara's " Ass Exam "*
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Edi wants to start the Exams on a person of Alien Background. She heads to Liara's Quarters to apply the first Exam.
Scene 2: Miranda and Jack " Futa Exam "( Edi with penis )
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Edi's Research has made progress and she wants to apply what she has learned. She finds Miranda in her Office and tells her to find Jack and have both of them follow Edi into her Living Quarters.
Miranda and Jack arrive and Edi locks the Door and uses her new Found Research to produce a Male Penis from within her to help Miranda and Jack. They gaze in amazement on the size of Edi's member and jump at the chance to feel better.
Scene 3: Male Shep " TitFuck Exam "
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Edi wants to reward Shepard for all his work and heads into his Private Room to make sure the Galaxies greatest Hero gets his Reward.
Scene 4: Joker " Anal Exam "
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Edi fucks her way through all the ship making the Stress Levels of both Men and Women almost Zero.
She arrives on the Helm of the Ship where she finds Joker. She wanted to save him for last and make him feel the best he has ever felt.
Scene 5: Joker, Male Shep, Vega " Foursome Exam " ( Only the pussy, anal and mouth )
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Edi still not satisfied, wants to test her limits to the max. Edi calls Vega and Shep and with Joker, they made the ultimate exam.
In the end, the results are not conclusive, but Edi learned a lot about human anatomy and she is glad to relieve the stress of the crew.
Edi
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Joker
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Shepard
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Miranda
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Jack
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Liara
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Vega
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Idea by SquallPT
