TLDR
A steamy story from the heart of France, starring a beautiful princess and a pair of Hilariously Incompetent Criminals!™
CHARACTERS
Gaston:
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(The fat, grouchy leader of the duo.)
Pierre:
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Clothes:
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(The bumbling sidekick who always screws up their plans.)
Lady Tétons:
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-but with a shorter dress:
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-and much bigger tits:
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(The rich owner of the mansion the two are trying to burgle.)
PLOT
Shot of a rich looking mansion with the caption “Tétons Manor, France”.
Cut to Pierre and Gaston standing by a chimney on the roof.
Pierre: “But Gaston! Why must I go down the chimney?”
Gaston: “Because for the FIFTH time you simpleton, I am too big to fit!”
Pierre: “But why must I go down at all?”
Gaston: “Mon Dieu, give me strength… Listen up knuckle head!”
Shot of rich jewellery.
Gaston: “Tétons Manor is the richest household in all of France! Just imagine the kind of loot inside!”
Back to the roof.
Gaston: “If we pull off this heist, the two of us will be set for life!”
Pierre: “Aw, but Gaston-“
Gaston: “Just DO IT Pierre! I’ve had it up to here with you ruining our plans! The bank incident, the fromage thing, every time you must do this!”
Pierre: “I said I was sorry!”
Gaston: “No more screw ups Pierre! Just get down there and grab the loveliest things you can find!”
Pierre: “Sigh… Okay, I’m going, I’m going…”
Cut to the fireplace in Lady Tétons’ bedroom.
Pierre: “WooOOAAHH- OOF!”
Pierre falls into the room.
Pierre: “Ow… Not the most smooth of landings…”
Voice from offscreen: “But who is this?”
The camera reveals Lady Tétons, sliding up her body with a wolf whistle sound effect.
Pierre: (Waving hello.) “Oh! Bonjour madam! Pierre, from the roof.”
Lady Tétons: “The roof? Ah, of course! A chimneysweep, yes? It’s about time we had someone clear it.”
Pierre: “Well, I must admit it was quite dirty in there.”
Lady Tétons: “Oh, but how rude of me! How uncomfortable you must feel, so covered in soot! S'il vous plaît, let me show you to a washroom that you may refreshen yourself, yes?”
Pierre: “Merci madam, that would be most welcome!”
Cut to Pierre coming out of a bathroom in a towel looking happy until he suddenly realises something.
Pierre: “Wait, I had completely forgotten! Did not Gaston ask me to do something here?”
As Pierre walks back into the bedroom worried, he suddenly notices Lady Tétons bending over with her ass towards him and remembers what Gaston said.
Flashback Gaston: “Just get down there and grab the loveliest things you can find!”
Pierre: “…!”
Cut to black.
Lady Tétons: “Ooh la la! Monsieur chimneysweep! ~ ♥
Sex Scene 1:
Our view is from below Lady Tétons like this:
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But with her giant boobs swinging right in the camera:
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This scene should have two parts; first a groping section were Pierre fondles her boobs from behind, pulls her nipples etc, then a sex section where he holds her hips as he fucks he pussy while her boobs jiggle freely.
Sex Scene 2:
An nice hard tit-fuck with a naughty smile:
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Sex Scene 3:
Anal sex seen from the back.
Like this but anal:
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-with her ass bouncing like this:
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Again this is meant to be an anal scene, so even though that fist pic is vaginal please remember to change it to her asshole that’s getting fucked.
ENDING
Shot of Pierre lying in bed with Lady Tétons next to him.
Pierre: “Wow, that was fantastique! Gaston will be so proud of me! Just wait until he hears how well I followed his instructions!”
Final shot, Gaston pulling his hair out with rage as Pierre looks on while scratching his head, completely clueless about why he’s so mad!
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