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The dumbest sh*t you've ever experience or done.


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B00marrows said:
FUCK.
I just gave positive rep by accident, KILL ME.
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Done tease me.
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The answer to all of this. :3
 
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Zepheral said:
The answer to all of this. :3
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Actually, the answer to every problem in the world.
Just imagine it, what would our world be like if everybody fucked instead of arguing. Every time some argument pops up we'd have a match where the arguing parties fuck one another or are fucked by a crowd, and whoever would be left standing after hours or days of fucking non-stop - would be the one in the right.
Utopia man. :cool:
 
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So, when I was like 13 and fuckin' stupid I got a stapler, one of the small office ones.

Aaand I stapled my own finger. Then again, friend of mine put his finger in a sharpener and tried it out.
Don't ask me why we did these things, we weren't self harming, just.. retarded.
By the way its suprisingly painless to pull a stapler out of your finger, but takes ages to heal.

Dumbest thing I heard in RL, excluding VL and politics was a guy in my class when we talked about the crusades, pointing out that there was no b.c. or a.d. infront of the date so he wasn't sure when precisely it was.
 
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Pervy said:
So, when I was like 13 and fuckin' stupid I got a stapler, one of the small office ones.

Aaand I stapled my own finger. Then again, friend of mine put his finger in a sharpener and tried it out.
Don't ask me why we did these things, we weren't self harming, just.. retarded.
By the way its suprisingly painless to pull a stapler out of your finger, but takes ages to heal.
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Did the dumb, paid the dumbass tax.
Ah youth how i miss you so...
 
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You know those moments when your a kid and your stupid? Well like the big dick swinging stupid ass that I was, my friend dare me to look under a random girls blouse. Next thing I knew I got a belt smack from good ol dad. :p
 
Re: The dumbest sh*t you've ever experience or done.

Zepheral said:
You know those moments when your a kid and your stupid? Well like the big dick swinging stupid ass that I was, my friend dare me to look under a random girls blouse. Next thing I knew I got a belt smack from good ol dad. :p
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Eh?
Dad is such a deal breaker. :p
But... maybe he actually saved your poor innocence.
Cuz the horrors that hide under those blouses sometimes are truly scary.
 
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3:22 am.
Drunk.
Posting on ulmf.
Laugh at something, knock over empty glass bottles i just finished drinking from....i think i just woke up the whole neighbourhood...

Off to bed than :D
 
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I totally laugh when a guy told me that his kitchen stove was on fire, so he tried to blow it away with a paper fan and threw a cup of water at it. Then his sister got the fire extinguisher and save his ass.

See kids don't be like that guy or when I was young and stick aluminum foil onto a electric socket.
 
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Just the other day I found out those slots in the wall aren't key polishers. Turns out they are made of hurt. They look like this:

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Talking to my manager, there's no getting through to the guy.
 
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When I was a toddler I tried to grope and sucks my cousin tits. I dunno what was into me back then.
 
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