THE NEW ULMF SHITPOSTING THREAD! SHITPOST TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT.

[AngleBoi7]

Someone has to put in the effort to fix it if it is to be fixed.
Good luck finding someone who will put in that effort

Well, there was this a while back, but...

 

[Byzantine2014]

Hey yeah, thought the f95 guys were going to do something. They even had that preview-beta-update-thing out before... :/

*checks date* holy shite, that was February the new guys were brought in

 

[dark1193]

all of you are annoying -_-

 

[Stuffie]

all of you are annoying -_-

Spoiler

 

[Zepheral]

I blame @Stuffie for all this! Change it back!!!!!!

 

[Nightverge]

Know what I'd like to see? A totally serious, well-storied, high-production h-game/movie where Wario just busts in at one point and fucks shit up. Really ruins everyone's day., totally detracts from the story, and everyone is just kind of speechless as he rides away ("WAA HAA HAAAA!") That would be hilarious.

 

[Byzantine2014]

Know what I'd like to see? A totally serious, well-storied, high-production h-game/movie where Wario just busts in at one point and fucks shit up. Really ruins everyone's day., totally detracts from the story, and everyone is just kind of speechless as he rides away ("WAA HAA HAAAA!") That would be hilarious.

I'd totally play/watch that, should submit it to Nintendo :3. Although maybe not the H part, since they're kinda against that...

Spoiler

 

[sine]

Got tired of lurking and finally went ahead and made an account, what's up my fellow degenerates?

 

[Stuffie]

Jesus Christ, that avatar.
Welcome to ULMF sine! *waves*

Also, who the f*ck had the idea to make Pervy a moderator? He's a degenerate, like most of us off-topic dwellers.

 

[Nightverge]

Incoming:
High-impact sexual shitposting

 

[Byzantine2014]

Incoming:
High-impact sexual shitposting
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Oh my, haven't seen that before. Hope it's not too hard impacting

 

[Pervy]

Jesus Christ, that avatar.
Welcome to ULMF sine! *waves*

Also, who the f*ck had the idea to make Pervy a moderator? He's a degenerate, like most of us off-topic dwellers.

If you must know, blame the Mindflayer. Twice.

Also, that I am groot thing really got me and now I want to play that dick-tree in an rp.

 

[XSI]

How would you even move? Playing a stationairy tree would be either boring or a massive challenge to make interesting

 

[Termite]

I find it hard to believe that a tree with the ability to grow breeder tentacles couldn't figure out a way to uproot and relocate.

 

[Pervy]

Exactly. Don't underestimate breeder trees.

 

[Stuffie]

Exactly. Don't underestimate me.

There, all fixed.
Pervy probably has some futa maidens of nature singing and dancing around him all the time, to attract his "prey".

 

[Yoshiiki]

There, all fixed.
Pervy probably has some futa maidens of nature singing and dancing around him all the time, to attract his "prey".

*Goes hunting, sees a sexy 'maiden' from behind.*
Fuck wabbits, this will be better.
*She turns around, futa dick on full display*
BANG BANG BANG
Oh shit... My finger slipped few times...

And that's why you should choose bait accordingly to what you want to catch.

 

[Pervy]

There, all fixed.
Pervy probably has some futa maidens of nature singing and dancing around him all the time, to attract his "prey".

.. pics for futa maidens of nature, go!

 

[Stuffie]

I am pretty sure

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is going on down at your roots!

 

[Pervy]

Oh my.. shame I know this image series. still om nom nommy!