I'm pretty sure I remember a rooted tree that was a jedi knight. It was in that "young jedi knight" series, lived outside the jedi academy on yavin 4. If a tree can wield a lightsaber, I'm sure we can find a way to make one wield a dildo or something
I knew it was going to be that video before I even looked. I'm glad to found such a wonderful community of like-minded individuals here.
Unless each of you are just Zeph with a hundred other account names, in which case I'm glad to have found ONE like minded individual.