The Weird One is suing WallPaper

[TheWeirdOne]

I'm suing wall paper for taking away my anal virginity.

 

[wallpaper]

Re: The Weird One is suing WallPaper

>_> I thought dildos didn't count!

 

[TheWeirdOne]

Re: The Weird One is suing WallPaper

YOU NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU!

*Pounces TheWeirdOne and pins 'im, shoving a soul in one way or the other* FEEL THE COMPASSION~! MOO HOO HA HA HAHA!

Mainly because I was bored one day!

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: The Weird One is suing WallPaper

Countless harassment charges there. TWO has been wallpapered a couple of times now.

 

[wallpaper]

Re: The Weird One is suing WallPaper

Aw well, I didn't know you were saving it until you were married. How about I just pay for the re-anal-hymenizing operation and we'll call it hush-hush?

 

[TheWeirdOne]

Re: The Weird One is suing WallPaper

Aw well, I didn't know you were saving it until you were married. How about I just pay for the re-anal-hymenizing operation and we'll call it hush-hush?

I was so emotionally traumatized by your constant rapings that I couldn't bring myself to come forward... but with Toxic Shock's help I was able to overcome it and come...

By the way I want Toxic Shock to be the judge because he'll rule in my favor!

 

[wallpaper]

Re: The Weird One is suing WallPaper

*sniff* So it wasn't good for you like it was for me? ;_; *bawl*

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Everyone Gang Raping The Weird one.

Don't worry Wallpaper, Toxic will rule in your favour if you swap gentitalia. You give him your boobs and womb, and he will give you his dick and his ruling in your favour.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: The Weird One is suing WallPaper

Damnit, you make one joke and everyone thinks you don't even like your gender.
I just acknowledge the benefits I would have as a lesbian as opposed to a heterosexual man, and have not mentioned any of the obvious problems with that choice or even how to go about it.

You sir, have lost what little edge you may have had. So yes, I will judge this fairly.

Oh and wallpaper, it was good when you did it to me.

 

[TheWeirdOne]

Re: The Weird One is suing WallPaper

I'm gonna be 100% honest with you... I did not think that was a joke and this whole time I've thought you were bi....

ANYHOW... as shown above I have indeed suffered from being wallpapered... not just once either! And after the act she tried to force me to say I liked it! As demonstrated here!

I think I just got raped.

But did it feel good?

*threatens T.W.O. to try to say otherwise* >:U

What type of evil woman ARE YOU!?!

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: The Weird One is suing WallPaper

Nope, exact opposite even. I'm considered asexual, at least temporarily.

Well, that presents a good case, but these documents could easily be forged, would you mind providing a link to the page?
(I actually know these things happened, I'm just too lazy to refind that page myself)

 

[wallpaper]

Re: The Weird One is suing WallPaper

*sweats* You can't prove nothin'!

(And your wallpapering privileges are so being revoked. XD)

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: The Weird One is suing WallPaper

Did you just basically say "You can't prove I raped you, I'm so not going to rape you anymore?" Cuz if so... that's not a strong case

 

[wallpaper]

Re: The Weird One is suing WallPaper

You two are misinterpreting my terms -- 'wallpapering' is akin to getting attached to the wall. If anything slipped in anywhere at any time, it was only because gravity acted on TWO's weight while he was hanging up and crossing his legs!

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: The Weird One is suing WallPaper

And forcing the soul inside?

 

[TheWeirdOne]

Re: The Weird One is suing WallPaper

By the way it happened on page 67... at least the particular case I'm talking about!

http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/showthread.php?t=962&page=67

 

[wallpaper]

Re: The Weird One is suing WallPaper

I can't see what you're talking about, clearly you're out of your mind sir!

 

[TheWeirdOne]

Re: The Weird One is suing WallPaper

I can't see what you're talking about, clearly you're out of your mind sir!

ROFL

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: The Weird One is suing WallPaper

*threatens T.W.O. to try to say otherwise* >:U

Er... I mean.... *Bribes T.W.O. to say good things*

and did you take the bribe?
be careful how you answer this question

 

[TheWeirdOne]

Re: The Weird One is suing WallPaper

Btw I have forgiven wallpaper because she has given me much laughs

*Shakes wallpaper's hand then hugs her*

I FORGIVE YOU!

*walks out of the courtroom*