USA Citizens: Deport Justin Bieber

[Hopeyouguess62]

I usually don't get involved in causes like this, but Justin Bieber was busted whilst racing a rented Lamborghini and under the influence of alcohol. There is a petition on the official White House page to deport him back to Canada and Revoke His Green Card. While I don't wish our norther neighbors any ill will, I hate Justin Bieber and I think we should throw the bum out.

This kind of belongs under "Cause of the Day," but that's locked per Nunu's prerogative.

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[Sinfulwolf]

Re: USA Citizens: Deport Justin Bieber

Oh no you don't. You broke it, you bought it.

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

Re: USA Citizens: Deport Justin Bieber

Oh no you don't. You broke it, you bought it.

Come on, the kid broke himself, Sin! We didn't exactly force him to leave his native soil and accept large wads of filthy money to shit in our ears.

Besides, if you or I were in each other's countries and did some crap like this, you KNOW we'd get shipped back. This is a normal thing for non-celebrities like us (especially uniformed services).

 

[Obsidious]

Re: USA Citizens: Deport Justin Bieber

That reminds me, did we ever give him his monkey back?

 

[Rule 34]

Re: USA Citizens: Deport Justin Bieber

No, we didn't. It's in a zoo now AFAIK.

 

[XSI]

Re: USA Citizens: Deport Justin Bieber

Oh wow, I heard about this but thought it was a joke

Good luck getting him send back, it seems like Canada doesn't want him either.

 

[Obsidious]

Re: USA Citizens: Deport Justin Bieber

If only the US had some sort of institution that specializes on taking care for people nobody wants. Possibly far away and without bureaucratic obstacles.

 

[Copper]

Re: USA Citizens: Deport Justin Bieber

Oh no you don't. You broke it, you bought it.

It's being returned under the provision that the article did not continue to perform as originally intended. Or at the very least, bait-and-switch.

Also, ask any retail wage slave and they'll tell you that even something that's broken can be returned if you complain enough to the manager