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Which porn do you masturbate to?


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Paladox

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

I don't understand the appeal of blowup dolls. They look super weird to me.
One of those real dolls might be fun though: :p
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

I don't understand the appeal of blowup dolls. They look super weird to me.
One of those real dolls might be fun though: :p
Damn! 4500 bucks for one. Can she at least clean house? :D
 

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Damn! 4500 bucks for one. Can she at least clean house? :D
Nope but I bet you need to spend a lot of time "cleaning her house" :p
I wonder how difficult they are to clean? Especially if you use it for oral.
What if your jizz was too far in there to clean up and it rotted? Ew.
Then the next time you want to say "hi" to her she has flies coming out of her mouth. xD

I think if I paid that much for a doll I would be afraid to use it. Might be better to just use the doll for cuddles.

If I ever got one I'd want it highly customized. If you're going to pay thousands for something then you might as well get what you want.
 
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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

I don't understand the appeal of blowup dolls. They look super weird to me.
One of those real dolls might be fun though: :p
This is how it starts XD , fuck dating a real woman with her demands, fuck a real doll instead. She won't clean the house, do any chores, help you when your sick, become your emotion support when you need it or be your companion/friend. She's good for one thing which is the most important to men, which is sex.



I'll take a Asian or a Latina one.:p
 
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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

Nope but I bet you need to spend a lot of time "cleaning her house" :p
I wonder how difficult they are to clean? Especially if you use it for oral.
What if your jizz was too far in there to clean up and it rotted? Ew.
Then the next time you want to say "hi" to her she has flies coming out of her mouth. xD

I think if I paid that much for a doll I would be afraid to use it. Might be better to just use the doll for cuddles.

If I ever got one I'd want it highly customized. If you're going to pay thousands for something then you might as well get what you want.

Going back to hugging mannequins then (free of charge) ;)
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

Couldn't you just pay a hooker once in a while instead of spending all that money? Well, okay if you are afraid of STDs' I guess that's not an option.

Maybe, you will find something a little bit cheaper in . I recommend checking out the 'realistics' section...
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

Someone should totally do a TV series where they go in apartment stores and start hugging/making out with a mannequin and film onlookers' reactions. :D
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

Did any of you see that documentary about those dudes with realdoll "girlfriends"? They dressed them up every day, took them for trips on the beach (in a wheel chair), one of them propped his up like they were posing together for a photograph.

Just really fucking weird stuff. I mean yeah, they're hurting anyone, but still weird.
 
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Yep, This is our future, first real doll marriage then marriage to 2D A.I.



When will it end? XD
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

And family simulator in V.R.
 
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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

Nothing like using Virtual reality goggles to watch that porn you've been spanking the monkey to.
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

Yuri
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Futa
Tentacle

Where's the "Other" option?

What about those who enjoy traumatic insemination or oviposition of a distended uterine prolapse or ovarian spermatophore auto-preg?

WHERE'S MY STUFF!
 
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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

Yuri
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Tentacle

Where's the "Other" option?

What about those who enjoy traumatic insemination or oviposition of a distended uterine prolapse or ovarian spermatophore auto-preg?

WHERE'S MY STUFF!
Wouldn't it still be covered by hentai, cause no way a person will do that in real life. XD
 
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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

What about those who enjoy traumatic insemination or oviposition of a distended uterine prolapse or ovarian spermatophore auto-preg?
Aka the Eluku category eh? *Chuckles*

Anyway, I am glad I could vote for all, cause honestly, all work for me. Even well made yaoi. I just want a nice story to go with things, either told, or implied, not just a fuckfest.. that is the hard part.
 
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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

Here's something .
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

Im mostly into femdom, but if theres any sort of forced feminization, crossdressing, or something along those lines, it works extra well for me. Wasnt really an option in the poll that fits that so I just ticked all boxes
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

I Guess i'm into most stuff.
Stuff i kinda dislike would be Scat and lolicon, lolicon works if the premise of the story is utterly ridicilous or doesn't mirror real life situations.
Toddlercon is an Instant nope, for the most part furry is as well.

Particular likes would be; body modification, transformation, moral degeneration, ahegao, ntr, mind break, corruption, prostitution, incest, exhibitionism, and yeah i also like freckles and have a strange Obsession With panties.
 
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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

Maybe I should put ? :p
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

Like geebster, I also like forced feminization and that sort of thing, but generally from a male dominant's perspective especially. But I mean, even if you're looking submissive content you can still see it from a dom's perspective so in regards to porn it doesn't mean much. But I also jerk off to cartoons, because I like western styled art just as much as hentai in spite of everything.
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

How to notice you are a true bisexual:

1.Go watch porn with cute asian(ethnicity optional) girl.
2.Get bored with her, but think to yourself: Man, that guy has a nice dick that looks yummy!
3.Done

..this was Pervys how to no.3
 
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