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Which porn do you masturbate to?

Which porn do you masturbate to?


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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

How to notice you are a true bisexual:

1.Go watch porn with cute asian(ethnicity optional) girl.
2.Get bored with her, but think to yourself: Man, that guy has a nice dick that looks yummy!
3.Done

..this was Pervys how to no.3
Lol Pervy, is this how you experiment? (just kidding)
Guess futa is beating lesbian porn?
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

Lol Pervy, is this how you experiment? (just kidding)
Guess futa is beating lesbian porn?
Oh that was me relaxing. You can't handle what I do for experimentation.

Futa beats most porn anyway. .. well, it depends. A badly written futa < good lesbian stuff, obviously.
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

Bloody mylittlepony, all I want is to search for futa horsedicks and they keep popping up everywhere. Usually I'm all for rule 34 but this is way too much.
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

I love most hentai. With the exceptions of scat, dilf and netorare.

Also the thread´s title is which porn one masturbates to. So I guess this list would be okay too.
Text based adult games like Corruption of champions and trials in tainted space
Smut in general
Some asian porn
Good 3d animated pornos like umemaro or studio fow´s works.

As for body types my range goes from lolis to milfs. I can also love me some futa. Especially if she´s accompanied by a pure female.
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

Hentai it's one huge summary. There are a lot more than just that. More hardcore. More squishy.
P.S. But it's depending on the mood of course.
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

mostly futa on male, they are irresistible @_@
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

Did you ever crank it to porn and then look at it afterwards... and it turns out to be so vile that it haunts you the next day? Like, I was sitting here at work, staring at my hands going "What did you DO?"

The porn in question was a futa mind control story that had such a cruel ending that the only logical outcome would be a psychotic killing spree by the main character. The author is a really skilled pornsmith, but fuck that epilogue.
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

Don't most hentai stories end with 99% of the population dead?

Especially if tentacles were involved.
 

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Did you ever crank it to porn and then look at it afterwards... and it turns out to be so vile that it haunts you the next day? Like, I was sitting here at work, staring at my hands going "What did you DO?"
Yes.
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

Did you ever crank it to porn and then look at it afterwards... and it turns out to be so vile that it haunts you the next day? Like, I was sitting here at work, staring at my hands going "What did you DO?"
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

That's about right. :p

There's a clip somewhere, I've tried finding it several times, of a guy who talks about how he's jacked it to so many sick things that he's completely inoculated. He starts talking about seeing a granny porn or something, with the woman taking out her dentures to perform a blowjob, and he is like "yeah, sure", and starts whacking it. It's pretty damn hilarious, because there are times when I feel like I'm almost there.
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

There's a clip somewhere, I've tried finding it several times, of a guy who talks about how he's jacked it to so many sick things that he's completely inoculated. He starts talking about seeing a granny porn or something, with the woman taking out her dentures to perform a blowjob, and he is like "yeah, sure", and starts whacking it. It's pretty damn hilarious, because there are times when I feel like I'm almost there.
 
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Did you ever crank it to porn and then look at it afterwards... and it turns out to be so vile that it haunts you the next day? Like, I was sitting here at work, staring at my hands going "What did you DO?"
(spoiler not for the light hearted)


what's more disturbing is that I fap to this once XD
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

^

The first two images don't really do anything for me, but at the same time I'm desensitized to it. Kinda like seeing a dead animal on the side of the road. You don't want to step on it and you don't get any joy out of seeing the poor thing dead, but you accept that it's there and that sort of thing is a part of life.

The third one is mildly intriguing. Western comics go from left to right, so I always have to remind myself to read from right to left when it's a manga comic (I don't read them much). So, depending on how you read that comic.. he totally ate her eyeball. Hope he had some toast handy. :p

I think the "girl offering herself to a monster" bit is kinda sexy/kinky. I believe this is due to some movies I watched when I was younger, like Legend and one of those Living Dead movies where the girl let her zombie boyfriend eat her brains (near the end, just before the nuke). I'm sure there are other weird ones that may have had scenes like this, but I can't recall the titles (or scenes).
 
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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

eyeballs are a good source protein. :p
 

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eyeballs are a good source protein. :p
........


Good for you I guess, but I don't think I can share any joy for this kind of specific fetish, nor do I understand the fascination behind it. But then again, there's more, most certainly weirder fetishes out there...
 

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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?

But then again, there's more, most certainly weirder fetishes out there...
Like penis decapitation?

"Oh baby! Your mouth feels so good and-"
"CHOMP!"

:D

Actually that might work for some weird zombie porn..
Cute succubus girl that likes to eat zombie peckers like they're beef jerky.
lol

Even better, imagine the chewing sounds.
lmao
 

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Like penis decapitation?

- and so forth -

lmao

But uuh yeah, I guess I was talking about fetishes like that. I'm good now though, no need to bring up further examples, y'know. >.>
 
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Re: Which porn do you masturbate to?


But uuh yeah, I guess I was talking about fetishes like that. I'm good now though, no need to bring up further examples, y'know. >.>

Since you press 3 you get more digimon porn, please check spoiler for more details. :3
 
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