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Course not. Precum comes first, then the rest of it.
 
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Ah, her mother's a real sweety. Wild in bed, though.
 
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I'm sure... Or she'd have probably burned the king to a crisp on sight. Now answer me this: What kind of bed does she have? It'd have to be preeeety special to be able to contain her.
 
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90x90 ft cowhide stitched together filled with straw?

I guess that's less of a bedroom and more of a padded gymnasium
 
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Uhh... check again, that might just be the ash of her burnt victims :eek:
 
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No, that's what the barbecue pit is for.
 
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Naturally, it'd be exactly the same kind of bed every dragon has. A bed of treasures. =P
 
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In some cultures, sex toys could be considered treasures...
 
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My humble submission hails from a long time ago, in a land far, far away...

 
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If only they had used a second missile, they would have succeeded.
 
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Ok dont find me weird but non of this made me laugh sorry everyone...

This is what i do all the time online is just look up all this stupid shit...

I frequet /b/ all the time. I am constantly on fmylife.com and i have over 700 favorites on youtube...

Yea finding something that will make me laugh is easy if i have not seen it and i am in the mood... Maybe i am just tired... But i did find something myself that made my lol




Enjoy lol
 
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If you just found this now, I doubt you frequent anything the internet has to offer :(

Supposedly, that came from how sometimes artists will just mumble shit to a song to get some future format to their music, and he recorded this and the guys thought it was hilarious so they kept it and someone made a retarded video
 
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Alphonse Elric: Protector of Lolis
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I'm not entirely sure how I found this picture.
 
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My humble submission hails from a long time ago, in a land far, far away...


From the wikipedia page for Segata Sanshiro:

"Sanshiro lives as a hermit high on a mountain, devoting his life to intensive Sega Saturn training. He trains physically every day by carrying around a giant Sega Saturn on his back and punching buttons on its giant controller, as well as mentally by breaking piles of bricks with his head. His intense training has resulted in his ability to make people explode twice by throwing them, which he does with ease."
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Aww, that one missed my favorite
 
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If you just found this now, I doubt you frequent anything the internet has to offer :(

Supposedly, that came from how sometimes artists will just mumble shit to a song to get some future format to their music, and he recorded this and the guys thought it was hilarious so they kept it and someone made a retarded video

I did not just find this now, it is just something i know that people that i show it too laugh at.



I have seen the entire list... more than once... umm more than 20 times actually...
 
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So, back on topic:

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Escuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon hovering thirty feet above this field."
"You must work in Technical Support," says the balloonist.
"I do," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but completely useless."
The man below says: "You must be in management."
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're still in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
 
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