Re: OOC thread
Haha, that's beautiful. I play that character sometimes too. I remember my longest running DnD game, it started with us being hired to retrieve a reliquary from an ancient abandoned estate. We get there, everyone starts splitting up and hunting through the rooms for loot, and possibly reliquary. I sat down at the front step and started reading a book. Three different rooms had trouble go on at the same time, I calmly flip a page.
It was already middling level, so I had a telepathic bond spell going with my closest companion. He was in a library when mist started seeping out of a bookcase, starting to rise up and get humanoid. He pinged me in my head, so I dimension door over to him. DM was still describing the scene when i figure it out, and cast a spell. Interrupt him with a raised hand and an 'I cast Daylight'.
DM gives me a confused look, then shocked, then annoyed. "Son of a bitch. The vampire flees."
In the other rooms, one companion nearly died, one wound up poisoned, and the other did vaguely alright. XD