I like my women the way I like my...

[ToxicShock]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my snow... white
and easy to squeeze into a small spherical shape

paintbrush

 

[Quartz]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my paintbrush; fine.

Giraffe!

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my giraffe; licking at my bush.

Women.

 

[Quartz]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my women. It's nothing personal, I'm just a very particular sort of person.

Video game controller

 

[maikochan]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my Video game controller, responsive.

Bluetooth Headset (I was going to go with cell phone, but this should be more interesting)

 

[SirOni]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women how I like my bluetooth headset: easily adjustable to fit my proportions.

Lightbulbs

 

[Bartnum]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my lightbulbs: easily turned on, not too bright, and hung from my ceiling with electrical cable.

Large Hadron Collider

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

Not what it does, and you didn't give an option

 

[RandomGuy]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my non-option. Empty and needing to be filled.

Old comics

Spoiler

apologies if this has been done already

 

[ZeroSpace]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my old comics; collectable.

Forums

 

[the_taken]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my forums. A place for me to go when I want something naughty to inspire me to blow my load. Wow, am I sleazy or what?

Hubble Space Telescope

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my Hubble Space Telescope; Willing to venture to the unknown and explore every minute detail.

Figs.

 

[the_taken]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my Figs. Juicy and fun to lick.

Flying Battle Fortress

 

[maikochan]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my Flying Battle Fortress: Totally awsome!

Mushroom

 

[ZeroSpace]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my woman the way I like my mushrooms; sexually suggestive if applied correctly.
Mentos

 

[Beppo the Clown]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

blah blah blah women like I like my mentos; freshly made.

bloody glove.

 

[Twisted]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my bloody gloves - a snug fit, and, of course, covered in blood.

Old shoes

 

[Beppo the Clown]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

Hyuk hyuk hyuk, I likes mah women like I likes mah shoes!

Tongue hangin' out, my toes in her fuckin' grey matter while the groom's tied up watching.

Hee hee hee! New word is party favor! Weeee!

 

[the_taken]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my Party Favors. Something to take home and enjoy.

Rum

 

[Newbie]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my rum, full of alcohol.
I feel bad making that joke, I'm sorry.
Television