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[super_slicer]

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But they're still cats, meaning they're murderous psychopaths.

 

[Stuffie]

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Now I'll have to make an exception.

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

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Cheetahs sometimes love bite so if you let them cuddle near your neck you can get yandere'd.

 

[Stuffie]

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Now I'll have to make an exception.

Aha! So it's a rather selective "I don't watch tube vids", eh?
But to be fair, that video isn't that great in my opinion. I mean it's Barbossa, but the compilation kind of stinks. I prefer separate, all-length scenes of him. :/ Just like with Davy Jones.

 

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Yeah, their editing kinda sucked the gravity out of it. A shame for sure.

 

[piepiepie]

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[Byzantine2014]

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Cheetah love bites...

 

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I bite all the food I love.

 

[piepiepie]

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[Lv1VillagerA]

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Doesn't matter. Still cats.

 

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Worse than dogs, better than birds.

 

[Stuffie]

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Worse than dogs, better than birds.

But birbs!

@2:54 is pretty much Zeph bashing in in the name of lesbianism.
@4:28 is what poor slicer is facing. Nobody truly understands that salty sea clam.

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

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Worse? That means dogs must disappear.

 

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NO! We had parakeets when I was a kid, all they fuckin did was eat, shit and screech. And to be honest, I don't blame them for being insufferable, birds shouldn't be kept in a cage but who the fuck wants them shitting all over their house? So the solution is: birds are not pets.

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

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Ur a parrotless pirate

 

[Stuffie]

960 502 just correct it dildo

 

[Stuffie]

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EDIT: *summons the God of edgy cars*