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[Guan Yu]

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Another good Taimanin girl. Them robut limbs make for some questionable scenarios tho.

 

[Stuffie]

960 479

Sorry about both the double post and apparently the miscount. It's an Austrian national holiday today, and Stuffie had this bottle of fruit schnaps just standing around in the kitchen, looking at me in the wrong way, taunting me!

 

[Guan Yu]

960 478

EIN BISSCHEN SCHNAPS

 

[Zepheral]

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[Byzantine2014]

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@Woodlelewd the trick is for the junk to slowly mysteriously disappear as you go along . Good luck anyway with remainder, flipping is hard work :\

*kidnaps and cuddles relentlessly the hungover @Stuffie*

 

[scratiii]

960475

inserting my very small flaccid erectile disfunction right here

Edit: im reall yba d at gremar

 

[Zepheral]

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[Woodlelewd]

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STUFFIE! D: I SHALL RESCUE THEE! *rides shovel dramatically*

 

[Byzantine2014]

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Aha! But you are too tired and distracted, we are already enjoying the mud pit :3

Lewd Starfire :33

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

960 471

Byzantine, I shall stall the lewd knight while you cuddle Stuffie.
I await your pics!
*dual wields shovels*

 

[Byzantine2014]

960 470

Thank you Sir Villager, I shall make the most of it!

Spoiler

 

[Zepheral]

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[Lv1VillagerA]

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2? I think I'm seeing stuff.

 

[Woodlelewd]

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*CHARGES IN WITH SHOVEL ALOFT*

*sees Villager*

*unscrews shovel handle to end him rightly*

 

[Byzantine2014]

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Two Stuff's

*tosses Hyrulean shield to villager to defend rightly*

 

[dragoon93041]

960 465

...what the hell is going on?

 

[Zepheral]

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[Stuffie]

960 463

...what the hell is going on?

It was an Austrian holiday today, and I got drunk the night before. While I was hungover, Byzantine carried me away to her castle, specifically to her mud pit room, to cuddle and probably more. However,

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noticed and tried to intervene, shovel drawn. For a reason unknown to me, Villager took Byz's side and stands in Woodle's way between him and me in the mud pit room, trying to prevent my rescue. Woodle seems to be ready to battle for my freedom, but Byz casually opened the door to the corridor leading to the mud pit room, and threw a shield towards Villager so he can better defend himself in the upcoming duel. Woodle faces a fierce battle, but what he doesn't know yet is that by some illogical, probably magical wonder,

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has multiplied me into two.
The duel in the corridor between Woodle and Villager is about to begin, and we have no idea what Byz is going to do to two Stuffies in that mud pit.....yet.

DUUHH!

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[super_slicer]

960 462

Sorry about both the double post and apparently the miscount. It's an Austrian national holiday today, and Stuffie had this bottle of fruit schnaps just standing around in the kitchen, looking at me in the wrong way, taunting me!

You didn't actually double post, wood deleted his post in-between the two in an effort to GET the 500.

*corrects slicer with action*

... You edited the number wrong.

 

[Stuffie]

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