Member Announcements Thread
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Oh hell no. Not this time.
> A v > A v
Oh hell no. Not this time.
> A v > A v
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Your point? I don't think he's played the other song yet.
vA>vA>
slowing down the flow of time!
Your point? I don't think he's played the other song yet.
vA>vA>
slowing down the flow of time!
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*puts on ratty Steelers hat*
okay... so... what am I getting ready for?
*puts on ratty Steelers hat*
okay... so... what am I getting ready for?
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I figured this would be the proper place to announce this, and I'm feeling pretty good, so I need to vent some of my thoughts on how my day went.
Today, was my first time going to a strip club. A lot of the girls had a rather nasty, skanky look to them, but there were some others that had a certain, "Sexy, but outwardly evil" look to them that I enjoyed. I tipped all the girls I liked, which ended up being three, and after finding out I was a, "Titty bar virgin," those same three girls, following the announcer, took me onto the stage, and took my shirt off. After I got a quick dance from those three girls, they had me get up from the seat they put onto the stage for me to sit on, and dance for them instead. I started doing a dance so embarrassing, that I couldn't stop laughing the whole time while I did it. What was even more embarrassing, was that one of the strippers up there with me started spanking my ass as I danced for the girl sitting in the chair.
After they finally had enough of me shaking my ass and crotch in their faces, they had me get off the stage, and sit back down. And before I left with my friend and his girlfriend who brought me there, I got one more lap dance, and paid the girl to give a lap dance to my friend's girlfriend, as I thought it would be both awesome, and funny. And it was.
And now, after leaving the club, getting something to eat, and sitting back down in front of the ol' compy, my ears are in extreme pain from the loud speakers, which made me feel like my head was going to explode after the first half hour I was there. At this point, I decided that since I had so much fun, I just had to announce it to everyone I possibly could.
Best day of the year for me.
I figured this would be the proper place to announce this, and I'm feeling pretty good, so I need to vent some of my thoughts on how my day went.
Today, was my first time going to a strip club. A lot of the girls had a rather nasty, skanky look to them, but there were some others that had a certain, "Sexy, but outwardly evil" look to them that I enjoyed. I tipped all the girls I liked, which ended up being three, and after finding out I was a, "Titty bar virgin," those same three girls, following the announcer, took me onto the stage, and took my shirt off. After I got a quick dance from those three girls, they had me get up from the seat they put onto the stage for me to sit on, and dance for them instead. I started doing a dance so embarrassing, that I couldn't stop laughing the whole time while I did it. What was even more embarrassing, was that one of the strippers up there with me started spanking my ass as I danced for the girl sitting in the chair.
After they finally had enough of me shaking my ass and crotch in their faces, they had me get off the stage, and sit back down. And before I left with my friend and his girlfriend who brought me there, I got one more lap dance, and paid the girl to give a lap dance to my friend's girlfriend, as I thought it would be both awesome, and funny. And it was.
And now, after leaving the club, getting something to eat, and sitting back down in front of the ol' compy, my ears are in extreme pain from the loud speakers, which made me feel like my head was going to explode after the first half hour I was there. At this point, I decided that since I had so much fun, I just had to announce it to everyone I possibly could.
Best day of the year for me.
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... You made me want to go to a strip club.
... You made me want to go to a strip club.
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If you give the stripers you like money, and show them you like them by smiling, and flirting with them, they will come over to where you sit, and put their ass in your face!
And they'll keep doing it as long as you fork up the cash.
If you give the stripers you like money, and show them you like them by smiling, and flirting with them, they will come over to where you sit, and put their ass in your face!
And they'll keep doing it as long as you fork up the cash.
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I'm pretty sure that's how their business works dear. They're strippers.
Check it out, I walked up to this guy, smiled, gave him a bunch of cash, AND HE TOTALLY GAVE ME A CAR!
I'm pretty sure that's how their business works dear. They're strippers.
Check it out, I walked up to this guy, smiled, gave him a bunch of cash, AND HE TOTALLY GAVE ME A CAR!
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I knew that much. (Toxic was jealous the whole time we were there)
But, the bad part is, no matter how much cash you give the strippers, they don't give you a car.
I knew that much. (Toxic was jealous the whole time we were there)
But, the bad part is, no matter how much cash you give the strippers, they don't give you a car.
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No, I'm just pissed you got your friends girlfriend a lapdance and didnt get me a lapdance from your friends girlfriend.
..err, I have no idea what I just said
No, I'm just pissed you got your friends girlfriend a lapdance and didnt get me a lapdance from your friends girlfriend.
..err, I have no idea what I just said
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Get the fuck outta here! A car?!
Get the fuck outta here! A car?!
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I went to a strip club in Texas once... not a pleasant experience. Though I ended up giving a guy money so he could go get a blow job from one of the strippers.
I went to a strip club in Texas once... not a pleasant experience. Though I ended up giving a guy money so he could go get a blow job from one of the strippers.
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Hmm, Strip joints and stuff like that never did much for me... I kinda always thought it was a big turnoff that you're paying to see shit.. I dunno too much of a nice guy maybe. (I hear that a lot actually, not kiddin you..)
NOW IT HAS ALL CHANGED!
The prospect of giving a girl a lapdance from another girl sounds hysterical to me!
Aww I should've known... I was in Montreal this summer... Discovered that you actually had to spesifically search out places that Didn't have naked chicks if you just wanted a quiet beer.
Hmm, Strip joints and stuff like that never did much for me... I kinda always thought it was a big turnoff that you're paying to see shit.. I dunno too much of a nice guy maybe. (I hear that a lot actually, not kiddin you..)
NOW IT HAS ALL CHANGED!
The prospect of giving a girl a lapdance from another girl sounds hysterical to me!
Aww I should've known... I was in Montreal this summer... Discovered that you actually had to spesifically search out places that Didn't have naked chicks if you just wanted a quiet beer.
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Yeah, it's fun until the girl you're dating dumps you for the stripper...
Yeah, yeah, I'm joking.
As I said, strippers don't do much for me...
On another note, I just finished watching "State of Play" and I wholeheartedly suggest it for anyone.
Yeah, it's fun until the girl you're dating dumps you for the stripper...
Yeah, yeah, I'm joking.
As I said, strippers don't do much for me...
On another note, I just finished watching "State of Play" and I wholeheartedly suggest it for anyone.
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If you're still in the "friend zone" she might send you the videos
If you're still in the "friend zone" she might send you the videos
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Yeah, and if she doesn't dump you for her, but is interested in the both of you, then you have the dream of many a man...
(Although, I'm pretty sure it's not as good IRL as it is in theory...)
Yeah, and if she doesn't dump you for her, but is interested in the both of you, then you have the dream of many a man...
(Although, I'm pretty sure it's not as good IRL as it is in theory...)