Member Announcements Thread

[Wonderboy]

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Can people stop knockin my future profession
I hope we can agree that, even if we ourselves don't need one, it can still be a convenient service to some?

Aw hell, I completely agree with that. On my mothers side of the family they're some crazy sons of B** and they seriously need them shrinks. I remember I was like 10 and we had this parade on the national day that went past the mild mental facility... (by mild I mean no fences.) and I was waving to a relative, and everyone was like: "OMG your family is crazy?!"

Also... My method of mental preservation requires you're pretty sure of yourself... I mean, all my friends and a lot of my schoolmates know I'm on here for instance, 'cause I couldn't care less if they know, and subsequently end up telling them.

Also... The wife of my Grandfather is crazy, so is he... He suffers from depressions, but I have no idea what she suffers from. All I know is that she changed the meds he got prescribed for depression with Schitzo drugs "'cause her son had been schitzophrenic and it worked wonder for him." Oh, and she's not stupid... Just crazy..

Also... I use Also a lot...

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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Have fun Chibster

 

[Chibichibi]

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Still here for an hour. I'm on the school compy xD

 

[BurntToast]

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Hey everyone, there's going to be a full moon in about nine days and I need to take precautions before something bad will happen... again. This means I'm leavng the website and won't be logging in any time so... Ill exsplain why.

Ever since I was bitten by that Frenchman last summer, I've been having these weird transformations where I grow a beret, striped shirt, thin mustache and a deep hatred of people who live outside of France, especially Americans.

That Gypsy women I went to last week told me the only way to remove the curse bestowed on me would be to kill the original Frenchman with a bar of soap. Guys, I don't know if I'll make it out of this situation alive, so I want to tell you all that from the bottom of my heart that I have a deep loathing for all of you and that everyone here can go fuck themselves.

If I die, none of you are my welcome to my funeral. Well, wish me luck.

 

[dmronny]

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Ha, zo you're the filthy pig I bit last zummer. Ho ho ho zilly fool, to zink ze zoap will keel me. I fart in thy general direction.

Er see ya tommorrow Chibs, glad to know you're enjoying being more social.

Toxic you would have made a very good interrogator for the army, kinesics is pretty much all they do. Apparently I'm fairly good at it myself, though I have no interest in psychology.

 

[Alias]

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Can people stop knockin my future profession

No.

Sorry.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Toxic you would have made a very good interrogator for the army, kinesics is pretty much all they do. Apparently I'm fairly good at it myself, though I have no interest in psychology.

I'm just hoping the future catches up with me so I can be like NPH from Starship Troopers.


Alias

 

[Wonderboy]

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Well, Toxic, you see shrink is one of those professions that you know will be mocked. Always.

It's like lawyers... Everyone mocks lawyers, hell I know Lawyers that mock lawyers... (Is that how one writes lawyer?)

Anyways, future profession, don't worry, if we mock you at least you'll know how to deal with it. (sorry, couldn't resist.)

 

[ToxicShock]

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Despite it's probably the highest suicide rate among professions? That's why psychologists mainly stay in the same area. Sure, it's competition, but they go see each other all the time, it's not at all uncommon.
As it's always been said to me "Just cuz you have problems doesn't mean you can solve problems."

 

[Alias]

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Well hopefully you're responding with the appropriate counter - just because you have problems, doesn't mean you can't solve them... seeing as how everybody has problems.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Grass is always greener kid. Problems are relative. Though I have to say, when people come to me with their problems, I REALLY feel like I have absolutely no issues at all. It's like being a rich white teenager in a suburban neighborhood, you HAVE to complain about something but you've got NOTHING to complain about. It's like
"Oh yes my patient, I can relate to that. I know what hardships are. In my entire life have I never been a minority in anything. I know what it's like to have someone not talk to you for a while, I mean I was friends with everyone in my high school, so some kids wouldn't even get the chance to say hi to me for a week. And don't get me started on physical problems, no matter how hard I try, I can't get overweight. And that's not a lifestyle choice, I was BORN this way. And I understand college can be quite difficult, but I looked at the bright sides, like how much money my college gave me just for being a natural genius. But it's tough with all the spare time you get to work on your hobbies what with all the tests I never had to study for."

Who wants to kick that shrink in the nuts right now? Hell, I do, and it's me.

 

[Alias]

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*chuckles* true. Do you watch Lost? I can't say I like it much but I download and watch tv shows when I'm bored. There's one scene where one of the characters is in group therapy and some girl is whining about how her mom stole $30 from her and he's like "dude! fuck you! my dad stole my FUCKING KIDNEY!"

Anyway, that post reminds me of that scene. Which was complete win, because that outburst got him in the pants of the therapist running the session.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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You're going to kick yourself in the testicles? That's something I'd pay to see.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Hmm, conundrum.

Anytime someone threatens to knock my nuts, I utter the phrase "Go ahead, it will only hurt you."

But at the same time, I'm known for my kicks being quite powerful



COME ONE, COME ALL, MATCH OF THE CENTURY AS THESE TWO TITANS... (errr.. 3 titans) FACE EACH OTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME!
12 ROUND SHOWDOWN
TOXIC'S NUTS vs. TOXIC'S FOOT
Admission $15.
$8 for children and seniors


Might as well make some cash off of it

*edit* wow just realized, even if i could somehow argue that kicking myself in the nuts would be a genuine "problem" there's still the fact that I'd be getting paid for it. DAMNIT, I CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING

 

[Alias]

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Ah. I would certainly pay - this is the show of the millenia:
What Happens When Irresistible Force Meets Immovable Object

 

[ToxicShock]

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irresistible force?

Well, thanks for the compliment, I guess, you're not too bad yourself

 

[Alias]

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I was talking about your toejam.

 

[ToxicShock]

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haha, I know I was just messing with you.

*cough unstoppable cough*

 

[Alias]

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Oh. That's what you meant? I've heard it both ways.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Hmm, strange. I've never come across an irresistible force. ..cept chocolate donuts, but I doubt that's what scientists meant when they coined the term