Member Announcements Thread

[Tassadar]

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Hah, you gotta keep in mind, women do one thing, and one thing extremely well; they do fucked up shit, a lot, and seem to have an uncanny ability to always find a reason to justify what they did, no matter if it makes sense or not.

You also gotta remember, from my own experience, once a woman says, "I love you," that's the peak of how much she's ever gonna care about you. As time goes on, and especially when you do something she doesn't like, even when it's nothing at all, a girl will love you less, and less every moment, until they decide to 'move on', and find a dude who's a bigger dickhead than you. (I speak from personal experience, I've had two GF's so far, and after one left me, and I left the other because she was crazy psycho-bitch, they both seemed to have another boyfriend the next month, who both were waaay bigger assholes than me, and that's sayin' a lot.)

"He who cares the least wins." - A quote I heard my own father say, while he was cheating on two women, who each knew about the other, fighting with each other while they stayed with him, laughing each time he told me a new story about 'what she said today'. And it is the wisest thing I've ever heard for advice on women.

It's sad, very sad to think of treating women like trash like he has, but I've yet to even think of a way to prove that his way is wrong, while it keeps working over and over again on every woman he meets.

There are two good ways to treat women: There's the right way, and then there's the Right way. The former is easy, effective, pleasant, and gets you all the pussy you could ever hope for. The latter has little to no physical reward, results in a great deal of toil, stress, strain, and emotions I can only describe as unpleasant.

But when you think back to now five years later, you'll have forgotten it all if you chose the former or be damned glad of it if you picked the latter.

 

[aika]

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No,

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[Incubus]

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I love those guys. (seen it)

But seriously ladies, get back to the fucking kitchen and make me some pie.

 

[Kusanagi]

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[Momiji]

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I preferred the Everyday Normal Guy songs, but those are just as kickass.

 

[Lucas]

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I just wanted to say thanks for your support, guys. I really appreciate it all. Things may be shit now, but they'll eventually get better. As a token of my gratitude, I posted an old, unfinished h-fanfic of mine in the Blank Page forum. I know it's not much, but hopefully a few of you will like it. Once again, I do appreciate you all being here for me.

*big group hug*

 

[aika]

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I preferred the Everyday Normal Guy songs

Same actually

Everyday Normal guy 2 is my favourite of his stuff, probably followed by Stay at Home dad because of the last bit being a clone of Killing In the Name

 

[Wonderboy]

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"Every time I hear that shit a tear comes to my eye. Why the fuck did Leonardo di Caprio have to die?"

I love those songs!

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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I love those guys. (seen it)

But seriously ladies, get back to the fucking kitchen and make me some pie.

Make your own fuckin pie asswad.

 

[Momiji]

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Make your own fuckin pie asswad.

Shut up woman, get on my horse.

 

[SirOni]

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Shut up woman, get on my horse.

How many people do you think will get the reference?

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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Shut up woman, get on my horse.

If I stroke its mane will it turn into a plane?

 

[Momiji]

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How many people do you think will get the reference?

No. Don't feel like it. Besides, got my own horse.

Well, not her.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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Hmm, missed the edit did you?

 

[Momiji]

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Yeah, that's real clever. Fucking clever. Har har har. Maybe if you had gotten it the first time you wouldn't need the edit, huh?

 

[Wonderboy]

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*MMmmm It tastes just like raisin!*

You know, a friend of mine was playing that in an endless loop for like fifteen minutes today... And when I finally manage to get into the coputer and shut the motherfucker up, I go to ULMF... the first thing that met me was Momi...


Completely unrelated:

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Jabba jabba, just do eeeeeeeet!

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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Yeah, that's real clever. Fucking clever. Har har har. Maybe if you had gotten it the first time you wouldn't need the edit, huh?

You never are a happy person are you?

 

[Obeliskos]

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You know who you're talking about, right?

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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You know who you're talking about, right?

touche.

 

[Nunu]

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Due to administrative wizardy i accidentally just graduated and now have a bachelors degree.