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Re: Member Announcements Thread

Hah, you gotta keep in mind, women do one thing, and one thing extremely well; they do fucked up shit, a lot, and seem to have an uncanny ability to always find a reason to justify what they did, no matter if it makes sense or not.

You also gotta remember, from my own experience, once a woman says, "I love you," that's the peak of how much she's ever gonna care about you. As time goes on, and especially when you do something she doesn't like, even when it's nothing at all, a girl will love you less, and less every moment, until they decide to 'move on', and find a dude who's a bigger dickhead than you. (I speak from personal experience, I've had two GF's so far, and after one left me, and I left the other because she was crazy psycho-bitch, they both seemed to have another boyfriend the next month, who both were waaay bigger assholes than me, and that's sayin' a lot.)

"He who cares the least wins." - A quote I heard my own father say, while he was cheating on two women, who each knew about the other, fighting with each other while they stayed with him, laughing each time he told me a new story about 'what she said today'. And it is the wisest thing I've ever heard for advice on women.

It's sad, very sad to think of treating women like trash like he has, but I've yet to even think of a way to prove that his way is wrong, while it keeps working over and over again on every woman he meets.
 
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You wish, he's MY bitch :p
Now now everybody. There's enough Dark-studliness to go around.
*flex*
 

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Your sig is waaaay too large atm.

But that's fine. I like big.
 

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It's cool. I always carry a little cover with me for just such an occasion.
 

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I kidna feel sorry for the forum's female members, seeing the direction this topic has turned.

Remember, not all women are horrible monsters. Just all the real ones (This is the itnernet afterall, you aren't a real girl.)
 

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I kidna feel sorry for the forum's female members, seeing the direction this topic has turned.

Remember, not all women are horrible monsters. Just all the real ones (This is the itnernet afterall, you aren't a real girl.)
Apparently, the various creatures we have in this forum are:
  • Humans (This one is debatable)
  • A divine raptor
  • Tentacles
  • a flaming bird
  • humans of the female persuasion that aren't woman
  • bots
  • That guy who seems obsessed with .nimp.org links and keeps using proxy servers to post them with.
  • Oni's and Obi's bitch.
 

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Apparently, the various creatures we have in this forum are:
  • humans of the female persuasion that aren't woman
Ya lost me on that one.

*edit* wait no, I think I got it. ..possibly not though
 

Nunu

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its a reference to the girls here that have more balls than the men.
 

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Darkfire is a girl with huge balls and doesn't afraid of anything.

I'm sorry, but that just reminded me of Darkfire's gender conspiracy. hehehe.

Edit: And I'm glad I got my own category on that. I figured I would have been thrown in with Toxic under the catagory, "A pair of Butt Buddies"
 

Nunu

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i remember when she was just a we nipper and now she's all grown up.

regardless i don't feel right continuing this joke much further as it is taking attention away from lucas when i get the feeling he needs it, what happened is something very serious and he has my sympathies.
 

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Darkfire is a girl with huge balls and doesn't afraid of anything.

I'm sorry, but that just reminded me of Darkfire's gender conspiracy. hehehe.

Edit: And I'm glad I got my own category on that. I figured I would have been thrown in with Toxic under the catagory, "A pair of Butt Buddies"
I don't care about Darkfire's gender dammit, I'm still going to blame it, hell, I blame Darkfire for the conspiracy regarding Darkfire's gender :D
 

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Apparently, the various creatures we have in this forum are:
  • Humans (This one is debatable)
  • A divine raptor
  • Tentacles
  • a flaming bird
  • humans of the female persuasion that aren't woman
  • bots
  • That guy who seems obsessed with .nimp.org links and keeps using proxy servers to post them with.
  • Oni's and Obi's bitch.
*psst* You forgot an Incubus.

>_>;

But yeah, let's get back to the topic at hand.
 

Hentaispider

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*psst* You forgot an Incubus.

>_>;

But yeah, let's get back to the topic at hand.
...There's a topic?
 

Alias

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Re: Member Announcements Thread

Obe, I was going to give you rep for the "challenger approaching" pic, but apparently I've given too much rep to you lately o_O

Made me laugh straight out loud because that image is exactly how I imagine you would look. Well done =P
 

Keylo

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Re: Member Announcements Thread

That time of the year again, will be busy/mainly gone till the 21st. Multiple deadlines to meet, and be damned, I procrastinated and fucked my schedule over again...

So yeah, less active/completely inactivity for a while.
 

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Apparently, the various creatures we have in this forum are:
  • Humans (This one is debatable)
  • A divine raptor
  • Tentacles
  • a flaming bird
  • humans of the female persuasion that aren't woman
  • bots
  • That guy who seems obsessed with .nimp.org links and keeps using proxy servers to post them with.
  • Oni's and Obi's bitch.


You forgot Ancient Vampiric Ori as well on my part.


In other news, I have returned from Pasadena.

Final Score: #1 Alabama 37 #2 Texas 21

As I said before, ROLL TIDE!



I think there's something else I was supposed to say, but I forgot what it was right now.
 

Chibichibi

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Classes starts on Monday. Time will be liiiiimited D:
 

Copper

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This is one of the reasons why I'm glad I'm out of school. There's that whole pesky work thing, but...meh.
 
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