Member Announcements Thread

[Sinfulwolf]

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Hey, hey, hey, get that realism outta here. I cease to exist when people start talking about reality, you know? :/

The Devil's greatest trick was convincing everyone that he did not exist.

 

[Chibichibi]

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Of course it's similar Pheonix. It's the same Gorilla. His name was Snowflake and he died in 2003. Some kind of incurable cancer and the euthanised him. He's the only albino Gorilla ever seen.

*is full of useless info*

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

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The Devil's greatest trick was convincing everyone that he did not exist.

Objection! The Devil's greatest trick involved 2 volunteers, 3 cacti, purple paint, and 29 cubic yards of duct tape.

 

[Zoto]

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Also, I can't find it right now, but my first encounter with a picture of an albino gorilla online had the lines "You gonna get raped" and looked like this:

Which is rather similar to your avatar.

are you implying that because you once saw a pic of my gorilla with the words "you gonna get raped" you connotate it with me? and automatically believe that the real me is a person who without restraint would rape a girl with other people present? do you think that because of my choice of avatar I am liable to rape? maybe it is because you have prejudices against albino gorillas? or maybe you just don't like me. To take what i said literally, and believe that I, who have only had sex once, am ashamed over the fact i didnt ruin her life through forced sexual intercourse, says more about you than me. also i never said i was ahamed i didn't rape her, just that i didnt take advantage of her. it was your own twisted mind that automatically assumed i was referring to sexually taking advantage. I quote myself: " Im pathetic, i didnt even take advantage of her when she was sleeping." Perhaps i was referring to taking her pillow as she wouldn't notice because she was sleeping, hence taking advantage of her sleeping.

also

Of course it's similar Pheonix. It's the same Gorilla. His name was Snowflake and he died in 2003. Some kind of incurable cancer and the euthanised him. He's the only albino Gorilla ever seen.

*is full of useless info*

then explain this

wait are those monkeys?

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

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" Im pathetic, i didnt even take advantage of her when she was sleeping." Perhaps i was referring to taking her pillow as she wouldn't notice because she was sleeping, hence taking advantage of her sleeping.

... The phrase 'take advantage off' when referring to a helpless women (In this case helpless due to being asleep) is almost universally understood to imply taking sexual advantage. In fact, if someone uses an underhand method to have sex with a woman, the common term would be that the person took advantage of the woman.

Also, I only really thought of the gorilla when you said desu. It really doesn't fit avatar to phrase wise.

 

[Chibichibi]

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are you implying that because you once saw a pic of my gorilla with the words "you gonna get raped" you connotate it with me? and automatically believe that the real me is a person who without restraint would rape a girl with other people present? do you think that because of my choice of avatar I am liable to rape? maybe it is because you have prejudices against albino gorillas? or maybe you just don't like me. To take what i said literally, and believe that I, who have only had sex once, am ashamed over the fact i didnt ruin her life through forced sexual intercourse, says more about you than me. also i never said i was ahamed i didn't rape her, just that i didnt take advantage of her. it was your own twisted mind that automatically assumed i was referring to sexually taking advantage. I quote myself: " Im pathetic, i didnt even take advantage of her when she was sleeping." Perhaps i was referring to taking her pillow as she wouldn't notice because she was sleeping, hence taking advantage of her sleeping.

also


then explain thisView attachment 199

wait are those monkeys?

Those are indeed monkeys. See the tails? It's the only albino Gorilla, there are other Albino apes and monkeys.

 

[Nunu]

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zoto what you should really do is say "sorry i made a bad joke" and then attempt to move on.

 

[Copper]

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Objection! The Devil's greatest trick involved 2 volunteers, 3 cacti, purple paint, and 29 cubic yards of duct tape.

I prefer the one with the lubricant, the rubber tubing, and a yak.

(I will also +rep the first person to get the reference.)

 

[Zoto]

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zoto what you should really do is say "sorry i made a bad joke" and then attempt to move on.

I already did say that nunu.

it was a innocent joke. ...
what must i do to be forgiven. i repent my actions. *resisted making another stupid joke*

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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it was a innocent joke. really innocent, honto desu!
what must i do to be forgiven. i repent my actions. but seriously this is a forum dedicated to tentacle rape, but if one carefully mentions suprise butt secks with the opposite sex, you get a moral speech thrown in your face. Ill be more careful from now on. *resisted making another stupid joke*

That's what you actually said. You tried to defend the joke again. Just forget it, stop talking about it, and move along as Nunu said.

 

[Unknown Squid]

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Frankly, regardless of anything Zoto said I do think you took this far too seriously. You've taken a few, perhaps poorly thought out words, and over analysed them to the point of implying Zoto is a closet rapist. I very much doubt he actually meant anything genuinely malicious in that comment.

While it should have been dropped a page back, you can't blame Zoto for wanting to defend himself when he's getting accused of stuff like that. No one would want to be forced to "say sorry", just to get out of it, and be left wondering whether the rest of the forum assumed them to be some kind of monster ever after.

 

[Wonderboy]

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I agree with Squid, he has after all not been on the forum for that long, and I'm pretty sure a lot of other members would have gotten away with saying something similar.

Yeah but anyways, shall we pick on somone else now? I vote for someone else!
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...He stopped using lubricant after all this :'(

 

[Zoto]

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... no I didn't. You must be confusing me with someone else, I always use lube.

You said it yourself Sinful, it was a joke. A poor and with bad choice of word perhaps, but still a joke. Also I didn't voice a complaint in my post. Merely surprise over the fact that you guys was offended by the joke.

It's no use saying sorry if you don't mean it, or is forced to do so.
But if I personally offended someone; thats another issue.

Thanks Squid, finally one person who can see things from both perspective. <---s (edit )

Are we done with the arguing now? If someone still wants to go on, flood my innbox instead of taking up space at the MA.

 

[Unknown Squid]

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Oh, pick me! I've had a similar situation where I did take advantage.

One time, in the aftermath of a house party, I by chance ended up in the same bed as a girl I rather liked. I was in there first, she didn't realise. Opposite ends, both clothed. A simple but strange kind of situation. I used my drunkenness as an excuse to "take advantage", and hug their feet. They squirmed at first, but soon submitted, and then I had lovely feet to snuggle. That was my little bit of stolen contact.

When I woke up I discovered three guys in the bed and no girl. Not sure when that happened.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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When I woke up I discovered three guys in the bed and no girl. Not sure when that happened.

That sounds more like you got taken advantage of.

 

[Copper]

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When I woke up I discovered three guys in the bed and no girl. Not sure when that happened.

But were you still wearing pants?

 

[Unknown Squid]

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Yep, thankfully so. I think one of them might not have been, but I didn't investigate.

Thinking about another party, the mentioned girl always seems to find my sleeping place. Only this second time they pushed me out of the bed and stole it. I was too tired to make a fuss so I shuffled into the tight space under the bed and slept there instead. In the morning she was surprised to find me under there, and apparently had no recollection of pushing me out. The guilty and apologetic face was easily worth sleeping under the bed.

Having a concealed sleep spot also turned out to be a good idea, since at one point in the night the people who didn't believe in sleeping at a party burst into the room and shock stripped one of the sleeping bag users, running off into the garden with his clothes.

 

[Copper]

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And people wonder why I only sleep around those I trust...

Well, at least you've got some positive experiences out of it, Squid. Always counts for something.

 

[Incubus]

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And people wonder why I sleep around

I read it as this at first.

 

[Copper]

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Fair enough. Fair enough. I'd probably have done the same if it weren't my own words.