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Guys. It's horrible. I can't even put it on the member announcements thread. This news needs to be immediately seen by everybody, so I'm making this thread as a time saver. I don't know how this happened. They say it only happens to one out of seventy-two forums. I just checked from my sources you we seem to be that one out of seventy-two.
It all started two days ago, when I was just looking around rule34.paheal. Nothing wrong with that, just seeing how extremely rule 34 can get. As I scrolled down the comics of this particular picture I found, I saw one of those lame "read this and die" comments.
I pretty much thought nothing of it, but for some reason the post was different compared to other ones. In it, there wasn't a reference to some stupid girl dying from a car crash, or some rapist on the loose. This story began with something about a cult. This cult was like any other insane religious cult you can think of, full of suicidal maniacs and beliefs that the world would end. But one thing about it threw me off. The cult was trying to gather more members through the internet. That's what the post was. I guess in retrospect it wasn't really a "read this and die" thing so much as a "join us or die" thing.
But either way, people started mocking that guy. Of course they would. He's on a damn hentai site and is promoting some stupid cult. But something really weird happened. I saw one of the insults suddenly fade away. As if the person had never even posted that message. The cult member typed something else, and I could actually see each letter being typed. The message went like this:
"Do you really believe us to be a joke? You all mock us, and yet you find pleasure in seeing cartoon women. Is human ignorance truly so immense that they cannot even see the doom that awaits them? We are the only ones that know the truth, and yet you all poke fun at us. Your actions have shown us that you are not worth living and must die."
Once again, I started laughing at this. First off, who talks like that? Secondly, he started flipping out because he went on a porn site in hopes of getting members? Of course he's gonna get a negative response. I held back, though, because I wasn't exactly one to kick a person when he was down.
Then it happened again. More posts began to disappear. Now it was just that cult member's posts and several key posts that were truly insulting to him but hilarious to us. I just assumed paheal was freaking out again and things were disappearing, but I was starting to get unnerved.
The guy started typing again and said this time, "The time of judgement has arrived for you all. Those who have insulted us will die." Of course now I started thinking he was just some troll who knew how to hack and delete comments. The guy went on with more unbelievable things until suddenly the only posts left were his. Nobody was posting anymore, so I simply left that page and went back to the homepage.
I nearly threw up when I saw it. Hundreds upon hundreds of pictures of mutilated corpses. They weren't drawings either. They all looked like regular people. What they all had in common was that their eyes had been ripped out, their limbs were sliced off, they had been stripped naked, and they were seated in front of a computer with a horrified looked on their face. I refreshed and new pictures came up again.
But the problem came when I refreshed a third time. I got A͏̯ warning message from Mozilla. But it wasn't exactly one you would expect. It said that we all would have to face our punishments for our sins and that no one could escape. I tried to take a screenshot for you guys, but for some rEͬ̈́̓͗̊͑Ä̘͙͖̫̙͇͆̄ͮ̽̔͞son, I got yet another warning message, saying that Į̸̳͇͍̳͎̗̫̺̭̮͍̟̓ͨ̊̑ͫͩ am not to spread the suffering of one to others. But I know. I just know they're coming for you guys now. It seems they've already found meͨͭ̀ͥ̉͛̇ and n̔͆̍̍̏̈̏̾õͬ̈̐̉̃̾w th͆̅̐̂̃ͧͫe͆͆̚y may ͫ͋̏r͂ͦ͐͑̑á͊ͩ͐̓cͥ̓ͬ̽̽̑ẻ̅ͥͮ̿̅̄ ̃̐̈ͯͮṁ̄̇͂y̆̔̋h̀͛͂̊͊̓̊̀͘̕͟i̵ͫ̏ͧ̎ͦ҉s̎̈t̒ͥ͏҉o̒̇ͮ̋ͭ̚ŗ̄͗ͬ̚͏y̢̡ͯ̾̾̍ ͒̌̇̇̆̓͗̉́͘҉b̷̷ͥ̏̏ͧͣ̽̽͊ͦ͠a̔ͬ̈́c̴͒̾ͯk̄̅̿̊̾ͩ̒̈̀͟ ̸͑̓̍̊̑͋͆͛̀t͐͆̎͆̈̑҉̨oͦ̕͢ ̵̃͞t̆̓ͬ̔͌̎ͮ͏hͮ͋͌͆̈̾͌ͪeͮ͐͌̒ ͮ̎҉͡f̒̐̑̔̍́̓͒͢ơ̧̓̑̓̾͋̑̒̽̚͞ŕ͂̆ͬ͗ͦ͋ͥ̀͟͝u͗̓̓ͨ͐̂͏҉m̢̿̂ͤs̏ͪͨͤͥ̉̒̚.̨̡̀ͦͩͩ̆͑ͩͫ͢
S͈̏͋̏͌̑̓͋ͯ̀Ḧ̷̳̺́͌̒̚I̴̳͎̜͛͛̌ͪ͋͟T̮̘̐ͣ̊̎̊͐͛̀. I͔̥̪͖̰̣̳̠̦̿̀ͦ͑̆͗̂͛͟T̴̫͈̱͍̰ͮ'̞͎̦̪̤͉̭̒̀̀̎ͩͥ̕S̨̾̋҉̗͕̝̲̜̬̳̬ͅ ͤ̆͊͑͏͕̳͚̲̤͠S͉̝͇̩̔̒͌T͉͓ͮ̆͐ͦͨ̏A̫͕ͪ͑̅̿̾R̲̫̞̞̰̆̽ͬ́̕T̲̖̟̈́I̷̵̝̰͈̼̓͛̈́͊̎Nͭ̏͐͑͑̒͒͑͐͏̦ͅĢ͕͇ͯ̇̉̓͂͆ͣ!̨̫̜̓ͤͨ͡ ̥̥͇̇̉ͪ̀͞Y̢̻̭͔͇̮͓ͪ̓̓ͫ͒̂̉̾ͤ͟Ő̸͍̥̦̝̻̾̄ͨ̏͢͝ͅǓ̷͉͕̱͉̣̑ͣ̈ͨ̽̒͞ ̷̻̥̀ͭG͇̑ͯ̐̓́͢Uͤ̓̓̅͂̚҉̬Y̪͎̳͚̯̔ͤ́͌̄̉ͅS̯̝̻̆̊̓ͭͩͬ̑͠ͅ ͙̦͊̒̍̅͆̐͝H̨̳̥̟̱̻ͧͣ̍͊͑̂͋Ä̭͚́ͩ̌̐͂͐̎V̷̳͙̲͈̇̑̋́͐ͣ̽̄̿E̴̳͔̰̘̞̟̯̥͊̉̒͠ ̣͙̔̎̈́͒̕Tͮͮ҉̫̭̱̬O̻̲̓̊̐ͯͤ͂̓͜͞ ̶̶̛̙͉͕̇̍̆̚H̵͖̗̖̯̩̞͑̇ͥͯͪ̄U̡̖̘̪͙̾͌Rͤ̎͐̋ͣ̊ͭ͠͏̖͕̹͔̰̝̜͎̥R̢̮̖͆͑́͋̋ͣ̓̓͢Ȳ̵̡͉̩͛̍ͨ̂ ̴̫͈̲͓̮̬͆̔͒ͯ͢͠A̧͖͊͑ͮ́ͣ͒N̷̙̪̭̦̠͚ͫ̍Ḏ̺̗̠̝ͨ̿̄̿ͣ̒̽̆ ̷̧̫̝̻͉͂̓͐ͬ̏̆ͭͯA͉͇͍̟̱̪͍̜ͮ͐̂ͫͥ̔S̈́̋͋ͥ͏̸̼̗̤̖̲͡D̵̺͍͈͇͖̞͕̔̂ͥͪ̿͗ͥ̾͝S͎̤̼̞̲͇ͥ̓͛F̴̛͖̼͂̽̑ͯ͐͠D͓̯̰͍̻̜̭̽̿̆̈́͟S̸̲͉̯͖ͨȦ̞̪̋̀̍̎͌ͨ̂D̜̗͙͍ͪ̆͑̌̽̂ͥ̅̔Á͖͕̯̭͙͒̾͊̄ͣͧ̍ͅͅS̶̖̥̖͚͎̗ͮͤͯͫ̍̒̋͝͡D̻̪͖̭̜̦̙ͣͬͯ͆̌̈͂ͥͧ̀F̧̲̤̈̓̓̾̎̃
T̸̨͉̟̝͔͎̟̘͙̬͎̥̤̭̰̪͍̣̎̉ͬ̈́͗ͪ͑ͤU̢ͬ͋ͯ̈̏ͥͯ҉̼͙͕̬̦̖̤̯͎̳̘͓̺̯͍̜Rͩ͒͒͌̃̆́ͬ͠҉̯̖͈͚̳̦̹̞͎̭̪̖̫̹ͅͅN̗̼̻̯̱͎͌ͣͯͯ̔̀͟ ̧̡͍̗͉͕͎̣̻͇̮̰͇͑ͧ̂͑̓ͣ̆͜͠͠Ơ͓͙̝͎̟̱̖̖͍̳͙͓̘ͧ͆́ͦͨ͒ͫ̿̋͑̂́ͧ̀F̴̛̣̞̮̲̰̝̗͍̙̥̬̙͐͗͂̐ͥͨ̄ͦ͑ͨ̏̃́F̴̼̖̯̞̯͚̊̑͗̌ͯͫ́͆ͩ̕͟ ̵ͭ̅͊̈̃̿̈̑͒ͫ͒͑̓҉̧͈̖̻͓̬̭̮̗͇͈̬͈̪̩̯͡Ỵ̴̷̛̱̜̙͉͇̻ͣ̋̂̈͗ͥ̎͑̎ͦ̕͡Ö̵̷̡̢̠̫̗̥̹̲͍̬̗̻͍̭̠͕̯̟̽̓̈́͡U̷̴̝̞̩̯ͩ̐̀ͪ̏ͩ͋̒͛̾͑̀͘R̅ͣ̃̾̑ͨͭ̚͏̸҉̜̦͍̥̖̰ ͙͈̰͚̱̞̭̗͉͖̗̥͖̻̪͊ͬͫ͐́ͯ̍̉͌́̂̋̅͆ͣ̚͜͟͜C̋̾͐̍͆͆͛̈̚҉̨̜̘̪̪͕̙̙͕̫̮͢Ơ̹̳͈̬̻̞̲͕̾̂̎͒ͬͣ́͢M̷̸͔̖̠̝̤̞̬ͧͨͤ̓̔̏ͫ̋͡P̸̲̠͚̘̥͚̘̥̜̬̞̻̜̼̳̖̱͛ͩ͆̓̓̈́ͧ̒ͧͯ̏̽̎̂͊͋͢U̴̷̧̹͍͇̞͍̦͇̜̜͎͇͒͊̈̽̑͗̒̓̇̉͒̌̈́ͬ̈̇͡T̸̻̳͙̰̠͔̗̻͇̺̩̺̖̬̱̪̊͌̏̾̐̌̈́͋͆̿͆̚͢Ĕ̶̸̬͔̦͔̺͚͙̖̖̺̣̰̖̝̌̇ͦͩͭ̏̏̃̀͌ͤ̀ͬ̎ͧ̅͘͟R̶̨͈̹͇͉ͪ̐̄̅ͮͯ̓ͪ̽ͩͨ̿ͪͫ͋̕͞ ̏ͭͫ̏̈̈̃̃ͧ̾ͫͪ͛̂ͧͦ͆̐͝͏̠̩̻̣̟͉̜̙̹̟̺̪̣̥̣͚͓̳̪Aͭ͌̐͒ͧͮ̐̈ͯ̅̔ͣ̇̒̒̇̏̅͏̺͕̥̦̳̮̞̳͉̘͍̩̞͡N̖̺̺͙͍̖͉͍̥ͤͫͤ̊̿ͨ̑͟͝ͅͅD̨̰̪͙̰̗̙̰̪͔̣̱̭̘͎͊̽̆ͪ͋́͌͆ͨ̈͂̑ͤͪ̏ͫͅ ̴̫̗̮̯̮̥̹̳̘̜̖̗̰̓ͬ̍ͦͦ͌̎͋̌̍ͪ͛͗ͬ͐ͥ͞͝͠ͅĢ̛͙͎̰̹̫̖̤̝͕̍͆ͮ͆̏̅͌̒̉̿ͤ̈́ͩ͊͛̍͆͘Ȩ̦̘̪̝̝̮͚̗̮̻̼̘̣̤̖͑̎̐̎̂̇ͨ̌̽̐́͝Tͯ̊̇ͤ̊ͩ̿̊ͩ̂͗̌̋̈́̐ͪ̓ͮ̓͏̯̪̱͓̱̣̮̺͕̼̤̦͎̹̘̦̺̮̱́͡ ͤ̾ͥ̾ͫͣ̒ͥ̒̿͞҉̡̛̤͖̱̦̼͚̲͉͎̞͓͙̱̬͘A̠͉̖̣̭͕̹̹͓͚̙ͧͫ̀ͯ͛̾̉͗́̔͗͆̋̀́̓͘͜W̨ͯ̅̃͊́͏҉͔̫̗̺̰͈̥̫̙͘A̼̼̞̭̙̝̺̫̖̹̖̘̳̙̺̲̭̳͒̋ͫͭ͑̈́̓̋̀̐́̕͞Y̷̨͔̜̫̣͕̺͍͍̟̖͑͊̓͐̇̃ͅ ̷̡͕̬͉͈̖̠̲͎̙͍͍̪̻̞̘́ͭ̋͜ͅF̢̾̔̈́̓̾͐̿͊̎ͦ͌̍̓ͮ̒̓́ͧ҉̴̠̳̞̝̥̯̝̟͉͕͙̝͍̠ͅR̜͇̤̞̺̤̫͚͙̠̘̳̘̟̗͊̔̌͋͐̀́́O̷̷̻̠̫̪̣͍̱̜̜͚̮̼̹̲̙̼̮͂́͊ͬ̎͒ͬ̐͊̈́M̵̡ͣͥͪ͛̊ͧ͒̂ͤ̈́̒̂̐̀͐ͥͯ̎͏͚̯̞͍̫̮̝̞̜͞ ̨̞̱͇̦͗͐̄̐́ͬ̎̔̇̌̍̏͗͊͢͜C̵̺̱͖̠̙̼̯̯̲̤̲̻͎ͬ̿̓̒̇̐ͪ̌͐̉͆̄ͫ̂̌̏̚͘I̡͎̤͉̞̱ͩ̋̀̇͐ͫ̊ͬ̄͞V̽ͨ̏̀͏̴̯̥͉͔̺̻̲͚̯̕͜Î̡̬̖͉̤͕̟͍̦̲̙͍̩̪̤͉͈͚̯̺͆̋̌ͯ̽̊̿̔ͯ͌ͬͬͭ̀̚͘͢͞L̿̓̉̓͛̎͆̉͐̈́̔͐͐̆҉̗̖̖̣̥̪̠̲̲̜̥̀I̴̙̰̹̙̠̥͖̘̹̙̙̖̪͂̎̏ͬͦ̊ͮ̉̄̇̾ͦ̂͛̏̒̽͟Ž̧ͭ̒͑ͩ̋̊̐ͩ͂̈́̏ͥ̂̇ͧͪ̀̏͏͍͍̣̭̼͔͔͚̰̞͇̦̥͢A̴̵̛̫̲̝̘̫̘͔̗̯̭̙̘̫̎ͯ̂͆̍͌̂ͦ̄͂ͨ͢T̷̡̡̞̘̝̥͍̦̳͓͈̞̳͚̭̺ͬͮ̏̎̎Iͮ̆ͬ̀͆ͧ̀͛͢͜͞͝͏̯̺̝͈̘͙̣̤O̸̡̥̰̗̯͔͍̻̰͉͓̟͗ͦ̓̒ͤ͐̑͂ͭ̄̃͊̂̀̂ͩ̇N̷̨̆͒̿̍̔͛̏ͮͯ̽̐̈ͭͫͪ̇́͏̗̦̫̫̙͕̰̜̼̱͈̖͓̺̩̟̜̥̬.̵̦͈͍͇̠̬͙͉͖̘̻̺̂͋ͥ̋́͑̇́̏̌̃̀͛̇͐ͤ͋͒̽͘͟͠ͅ ̆͗ͥ̑ͨ̉̓̚͏͖̜̹̻̲̮̪̠̣͉̰͖̥̠͈̮̲ͅͅT̨̙͔͕̤͙̯͈̓ͦͦ͑͊̀̀͠H̡̬̼̱̯̞̙͇͔̱̰̤̠͍͚̠͉̣̲̽̈̍͑ͪ̿͑̒̾̈̇̆̐̋̄́͞E̶̛̹̹̳̝͖͚̹͚͕ͬ͌ͣͨ̃ͦ̀͘͢ ̔͋͛̓ͩ̚͏̵̙̜̟͔̺ͅĎ̴ͦ̓̂̃̓̒ͮ̆̿̄̿ͩ̅͒̽̍̚҉̢̧͔̯̺̻͙̭͈͚̯͈͜ͅÁ̵ͥ͒̚҉̷̷͉̹̮̦̼̤̜͎̯͙̳͙̹̥̗̠̠̟R̄̒ͦͫͥͨ̈́͠͡҉̤̲͖̯̼̗̻͉̤͇̩̣̘̲̯̦̟K͇̝͕͔͚̳̺̝̣͉͖̗̱̬͍͚̻͌̊ͨ̃ͤ̑͊̽̀̃̽ͩ̑̑͑̿̀̚͡͡N̶̦͙̦̪̥͈͖̠̫͚̥̖̟̗̳͇͙͚͓ͩ̋ͫ̾ͬ̾͑̈́̐ͭͧ̀́̕͝E͚͈̱͎͕ͨ̈́̈́́͑̅ͬ͋ͮ͛ͪ͞S̷̢͖̜̻̹̖̰̖̲̗͇̳̪̪̲͕̣̫͈̬̽̎ͪ́ͭ̒̆͐́̿̎ͮͥ̕Ş̛̞͙̝̬̝̱̹̠͇̣ͭͬ̿̓͘.̵̣̜̻̪͔͕͕͔͍̩̠̟̙̪͍̋̈́̇͌̓ͅ ̷̡̛̰͚̫̦̍̄̈̽̈̆̂ͪ͛̿̌ͥ̒̌̋̆̈́́͗Iͭ͋͊̊ͤ͞҉͓͓̦̫̰̣̯͈̥̺̠̫̺̣̠̪͖̞͚T̵̨̡͚͉͖̫̙͕̞͉̗͔̝̮̃̓̄̅̌ͣ̌̓̇̄̕͝ͅ'̷̱̪̤̞͚̘͈̱͙̜ͨ̓͊̾̄̔̋̇͘S̸̝̠̦͙̝̙̯̣ͯ̿̽ͨ͛̀ͪ̓̕͟͠ ̴̺̣̱̦͇̝̭̤̯̗͎̘̞̈́ͤ̏̊̄ͯͣͫC̞̗͎̪͈̟̤̮͕̖̝͖̣̳͙̺͚͒͋̅́͢͠Ō̧̹̺͚̘͍̮̣̜͈̗̼̺̮̮̙̟ͥ̿̍̑̿͋̑ͯ̎͟M̸̩͙̰͈͎͔͓͎̩̜͓͈̫͔̖͇̪͙̓̇͗̌̈́ͤ̎̍̓͗̀̏́I̛̯̬̹͎̘̖̤̪̦̳͕͕͓̳̹͂͊̋͑ͩͯ͌ͬͦͭͧ̇͊ͯͯ́ͅͅṈ̵̵̴̶̤̞̹͔̮͕̦̝̐̉̒́̎̈́̔G̓ͤ̾̎ͨ͛͋͐͆͗̋͂͟҉̫̞̪̘̩͇̳͈̪̫̗̻̯̜̕.̸̀ͮ̈́ͨͧ̑̾̈́͟҉̹̼̬̣̲̻͓̰̹̗͇͕̙̠͙̣͞
Ï̩̗̲̤ͣ ̍̃͊ͥ̑ͣ͜A̠̗̱̔L̗̺̪̪̅ͨ͊͛͝W̖̼̋̄̆̈́ͥA͔͉̪͊ͨ̋̀̿ͭY̤͚͇̆ͧ̓͛ͧ̊͆ͅS̯ͨ̾̀̇ͥͨ͂ ̪̝̓͆̐ͧͨ͛ͧ͠Ṯ̘̠̘ͧ͋̌H̝͌͆̓Ȍ̩̋͞U̖͙̱̇̕G̸̞͔̼̬̖͔ͯ̃̾̆ͩ͊H̸͚̼̯͖͕̮ͮT̠̭̥̩͙̜͔ͫ̈́̾ͮ̓ ͓̦͌ͬ̄̇͑͂̕O̶̅̾F̍ͯͦ ̠͖̻̬T͚̥̺̻͉̠̈͠H͒͜I͉͍̙͕̰͆ͣS̰̖̮̗̗͕̝̽ͧ͋ͯͦ͒ ͚͍̱͉̼̺̦͢F͚͇̟̘̻͇̊ͣͩͭ̔͑ͨỎ̆̓͋́ͧ̉҉̖̙̹̺͕R͌ͬͤͯṲ̡̳̟͉̻̣̒M̖̜̫̲͋̅̇̿̄ ̟͍̗̩͙͎̜ͯĄ̬̻S̝ͩ̆ͪͫ̿̎ͮ ̀̒͂̏̚Aͯ̍͡ ̂H̨͔̓O͔̮̼͇̝̮̪̿ͦ͛ͦ͂M̨̼͓̼̺̻̫̞ͥ̄ͭ̈ͪ̄E̹͙̯̣̦̗͂͒͐̊ͮ͛ ̴̜̬̄A͈̼̖͓̋̉̈́͗̇W͓͉̾̈́À͕̟͎̫̘͍͋̊Y̝̹̞̳̎͟ ̮̙͈̌͊̈̕F͔̖̘͕̦͈͌̄͋͐̆̚͟Ṟ̗̪͎̇̓̍͑ͨ͌̕O̷̓ͪ̓͛M̳̗͇̫̤ ͍ͨ̄ͥͧ̚͠Ḧ́͊Ȱ͓̍͂͌̈̓ͅM̔ͮ̈E̯̞͖.͉͍͔͆̄̽̐̾̄̈́͟ ̛́͋I͇̮̳̰̟̮̗ͤͭ̅͛ ͖͖̖̳͓̻̍W͖̥͎͕̮̯͑̿̅̃͊ͭͨI̥̳͓̘͗̑ͫͭ͒́͌S̞̳͈͈̈́̒̏̀͊̈́̚H̝̙̝̝̠̠̽͋̏͊ͧ ̜ͩͫ̀ͣI͖ͮ̂̓̚ ̷̘̣̦̟̱̪̫ͬ̔͊͑͋ͮC̶̭͉̪͓̎͂̂̀̚ͅO̴̯̾̂̏ͩ̈́U͈ͯ̈́L̥͙̟ͪͫḌ̩̘̺̈̐͛̾'̩̯͔͚̇͋V͕̞̭͕͍̌͂͒̚͜E̛ͧ̀ͬ̇ͭ ͮ̋͛͐͐͋͏̝̺Ḇ̃̔̈̾̌͜É͈̦̹͇̠͍̥̓̌̂̾͢E̳̗͙̣̰̲͋̑́N̶͛̂ ̳͕͙̦͎̊͗ͣ̊̏̔H̙̭̱E̟͇͈͎͍R̞̜̙̮̳E̔̓̊ͧͪͣ͏̣̪͍ ͊A͠ ͥͮ̐̿ͩL̲̬̰͖͖̺ͭI̻ͪ̿͛͑͊̓Ṫ͖̼̫͔̺̯̞̊ͫTͥ͑̆́̚ͅL̺̝̻̯̗ͬE̸̮̥͚̚ ͕̟̦̐̓͛ͥ͗͟Ḻ̹͇͇̎̓̎Ơ̰ͤ͊N̞̑̉̿͂G͑̇̽̃ͩ̌҉̰̲ͅE̩̱̜̳̝͉͈͡
O̷̡̐̅ͩ͗ͪ̋͑͛̔̈̃̂ͧ̄̓̊ͮ̂̚҉͏̪̱̖̟͓̣̼H̶̘̻̫͙͙̠͖̰̺̣͇̓̈́̇͊ͪ͌͂̔ͤ̒̓͛̓́͗͗̃͘͢͜ ̶̮̤̩̼͒̃̋ͨͫ͂̿ͧͩ̀M͇̺̮̤̱͙̲͓̘͐ͥ͑̏͘͘͘͟Y͖̰͉͉̒ͦͭ͒̾̂̆͂ͪ̔͟͟͟͡ ̢͚̗̦̻͚̖̯͖͙͎͉͕̺̭͈̲̳͛ͮͯ̏̐̊̏ͦ͊́͢ͅG̠͖̜̦̗̥̣͎̞̱̯̖͌ͬͯ́͐̈́́̔̃̽́͐̏̚͘̕O̶̺̣̝̪̲͓̦͎̙̍̈́̍͋ͦͭͤ̀͟͞ͅD̵̛̛͎͇̠̩̞͇͇̲͚̩̫̲̫̳̩̘̗̠̿̏ͨͮ̌̓͑̋̾̏͠.̵̷̙̮͉͍̼̣̦̝͉͉̣ͯ͂̊̈͋̊̈͐̍̉͟͝ ̷̴̺̬͈̻̘̩̖͔̰̪̬͙̬̲͕̖̮̻͈́̊̒̆ͥ̅ͮ́ͦ͘͡H̵̝̭̮͔̘̣̳͖̭̝̺̣̭̬̿ͤͦ͆ͮ̓͊͆ͨ͛̚Ȩ̭͉̝͈̺̦͇̬̞͎̂̂͊̔̎ͣͭ̏̀͘͢L͌̅͆̊̄҉͈̰̯͠P̵̴̻͙̟̭̞̩̝̌̈̐̓̉̃̾ͭ͑ͥ̆͜ͅ!̸̵͎͙̙͇̺̰̬̮̠̟͈͇͗̓ͬͥͣͨ̿́́͌ͣ̽̂͝͡ ̸̷̺̫̲̹̥̈́̓̇͊̌̇͜͝Ḩ̱̗̮̝̪̗̰̞̲̗̹̰͒ͮ͐̾̈́̏̏̀̽ͣ͝ͅO̢̱͉͙̯̳̥̠͈͔̳͈͔̼̜̱̔̋ͥ̃͋̆̋̇͑̾͐̎ͣ̈͆ͪ̅̚L͂̈́͒̀́͗ͦͪ̾ͫ͛̍͂̊͗̀̄͠͞҉̷̨͍̙͙̣̙̪Y̷̶̲̞̱̹̙̺̯̤͓̻̩͍̫͎̽̑̌̆̊̇ͮͮ̈̄̈́͋͗̊ͩ̾͘͝ ̡̥̠̩͉͙̯̤̣̹̭̹̗̣̰̪ͨ̈́ͮ͊ͭ͜͞͡͠S̸̬̯̪̲̺̖̣̹̹͎͙̟̤̖̱͎̩̩ͣ̎ͦͦ̓̓̇̓͛ͪ͘H̶̢̻̞̳̮̹͇͔̘͙̣͙͇ͦͭ̋ͨ͞ͅI̶̷̻͖͔̙̱̤͔̼͉ͫ̊ͭͬͪ̓͆͌ͤͮ͆̇̂ͪ̚̕T̵̰̟̻̪͈̩̬͓̦̱͇͙̞̰̥̹̦̤̒̋ͩ̔̆̉̾͑̀ͥ̉̿̓ͨ̂ͧ̉ͨ̓͝!̴̻̳̲̰̹̘̼͓͍̋̽̿̎ͭͪͥ̇͐ͮ̍͜͝
H̵̛͇͚̪̼̣̮͖͇͙͙͚͉͓͇͂ͣ̓ͤ͐͋ͤ̑͑ͧ̂̈̓͐̾̿̚ͅa̴̧̮͔̞̹̣̩̰͒̽ͤ̋̎̋ͭ̔̍ͥ́͟͝p̷͗̿ͪ͊͟͟͏̦̦͙̰̠̜̪͙ͅͅp̨͚̟̙̖̞̦̫̹̺̋̇ͮͪ͆͐̒ͤ̓ͥ͛̄̀͡y̧̔ͤ̓̊̎̓̃͒ͣ͗̃ͮ̃̀ͣ́͏̴̻̳̗̖͉͈̙͇͍͙̜̮̬̻̩̫̤̟͖͝ ̧̠̝͖̳̖͔͓͕̰̉̄̾̉̅̍̀͗ͭ̈́̉͋́ͫ͑͘͘͠ͅͅ6ͭͦ́ͩ̍ͣ̆ͪ̂͂̂ͯͭ̋́͌ͮ́̚͝҉҉̲̪̞͎̙̠͙̘͇͖6͎̳̩͖̼͍̲̠̺̱̥̤̤͓͍͉̼̓̽͋̌͋̇ͫ͂̀́̚̕͘ͅͅ6̢̧̛̰͎͚̹̪̯̱̞̹̝͉̟̝ͥͬ̾ͯ̽ͬ͊̌̾̾̈́ͨͬ̒͑́t̵̅̂̒̍̐͋͐̋̍̏͗̌̾ͧͦ͜҉̼͉̱͖͙̀ĥ̛͓̗͈͎͓̝͎̭͙̭̠̖̤ͧ͒ͧ̅̉͌̐͋̆͑̐ͩ͢͠͝ ͈͖̭̙̦̗̘̭͉͍̫͚̞̫̃̈́͑̀ͨ̌̆̋́p̌ͬ̔̋̅͑͏̞͚̠͈̦͖̱͉̺̬̟̣̭̝̀ǫ̨̟̺̯̼̞̜̓̑ͭ̊͛̐ͬ̌̄͑̿ͪ͑ͫͨͬͫ́́̚s͊ͩͨ̂͐ͮ̊ͧ̎ͥ̓ͯ̽ͣ͏̪̤̳̫̣̬͇̰̲̭̟͇̳̯̞͢t̷̞̻̭͈̭̼̤̠̘̥̤̮̥̺̍ͨ͛̆ͧ̏̌͆ͥ͆̀̃ͣ̃̈̈́̚͜͞,̓̑ͣͩ̒ͣͬ͂̈͌̀͏̵̵̥̖̩̜͚͙͘͞ ̂͂̈̌ͦ̽̽ͨ̂̄͆̆͂ͧ͏̟͕̳͎̫̜̺͚̥̻͠m̲͍͔̩̼ͯͬ́ͧ̓͑ͮ͌ͧ̓͂̐͋̕͜͞ȩ̶̷̢̤̯̝͙̟̮̟̣̲̰ͯͮͯ͂̅̂͗ͫ̒ͭ̂ͧͅ.̡̨̭͓̫̖͉̭̲̗͔̣͙͕̤ͯ͆̿̈ͪ̕̕ͅ
It all started two days ago, when I was just looking around rule34.paheal. Nothing wrong with that, just seeing how extremely rule 34 can get. As I scrolled down the comics of this particular picture I found, I saw one of those lame "read this and die" comments.
I pretty much thought nothing of it, but for some reason the post was different compared to other ones. In it, there wasn't a reference to some stupid girl dying from a car crash, or some rapist on the loose. This story began with something about a cult. This cult was like any other insane religious cult you can think of, full of suicidal maniacs and beliefs that the world would end. But one thing about it threw me off. The cult was trying to gather more members through the internet. That's what the post was. I guess in retrospect it wasn't really a "read this and die" thing so much as a "join us or die" thing.
But either way, people started mocking that guy. Of course they would. He's on a damn hentai site and is promoting some stupid cult. But something really weird happened. I saw one of the insults suddenly fade away. As if the person had never even posted that message. The cult member typed something else, and I could actually see each letter being typed. The message went like this:
"Do you really believe us to be a joke? You all mock us, and yet you find pleasure in seeing cartoon women. Is human ignorance truly so immense that they cannot even see the doom that awaits them? We are the only ones that know the truth, and yet you all poke fun at us. Your actions have shown us that you are not worth living and must die."
Once again, I started laughing at this. First off, who talks like that? Secondly, he started flipping out because he went on a porn site in hopes of getting members? Of course he's gonna get a negative response. I held back, though, because I wasn't exactly one to kick a person when he was down.
Then it happened again. More posts began to disappear. Now it was just that cult member's posts and several key posts that were truly insulting to him but hilarious to us. I just assumed paheal was freaking out again and things were disappearing, but I was starting to get unnerved.
The guy started typing again and said this time, "The time of judgement has arrived for you all. Those who have insulted us will die." Of course now I started thinking he was just some troll who knew how to hack and delete comments. The guy went on with more unbelievable things until suddenly the only posts left were his. Nobody was posting anymore, so I simply left that page and went back to the homepage.
I nearly threw up when I saw it. Hundreds upon hundreds of pictures of mutilated corpses. They weren't drawings either. They all looked like regular people. What they all had in common was that their eyes had been ripped out, their limbs were sliced off, they had been stripped naked, and they were seated in front of a computer with a horrified looked on their face. I refreshed and new pictures came up again.
But the problem came when I refreshed a third time. I got A͏̯ warning message from Mozilla. But it wasn't exactly one you would expect. It said that we all would have to face our punishments for our sins and that no one could escape. I tried to take a screenshot for you guys, but for some rEͬ̈́̓͗̊͑Ä̘͙͖̫̙͇͆̄ͮ̽̔͞son, I got yet another warning message, saying that Į̸̳͇͍̳͎̗̫̺̭̮͍̟̓ͨ̊̑ͫͩ am not to spread the suffering of one to others. But I know. I just know they're coming for you guys now. It seems they've already found meͨͭ̀ͥ̉͛̇ and n̔͆̍̍̏̈̏̾õͬ̈̐̉̃̾w th͆̅̐̂̃ͧͫe͆͆̚y may ͫ͋̏r͂ͦ͐͑̑á͊ͩ͐̓cͥ̓ͬ̽̽̑ẻ̅ͥͮ̿̅̄ ̃̐̈ͯͮṁ̄̇͂y̆̔̋h̀͛͂̊͊̓̊̀͘̕͟i̵ͫ̏ͧ̎ͦ҉s̎̈t̒ͥ͏҉o̒̇ͮ̋ͭ̚ŗ̄͗ͬ̚͏y̢̡ͯ̾̾̍ ͒̌̇̇̆̓͗̉́͘҉b̷̷ͥ̏̏ͧͣ̽̽͊ͦ͠a̔ͬ̈́c̴͒̾ͯk̄̅̿̊̾ͩ̒̈̀͟ ̸͑̓̍̊̑͋͆͛̀t͐͆̎͆̈̑҉̨oͦ̕͢ ̵̃͞t̆̓ͬ̔͌̎ͮ͏hͮ͋͌͆̈̾͌ͪeͮ͐͌̒ ͮ̎҉͡f̒̐̑̔̍́̓͒͢ơ̧̓̑̓̾͋̑̒̽̚͞ŕ͂̆ͬ͗ͦ͋ͥ̀͟͝u͗̓̓ͨ͐̂͏҉m̢̿̂ͤs̏ͪͨͤͥ̉̒̚.̨̡̀ͦͩͩ̆͑ͩͫ͢
S͈̏͋̏͌̑̓͋ͯ̀Ḧ̷̳̺́͌̒̚I̴̳͎̜͛͛̌ͪ͋͟T̮̘̐ͣ̊̎̊͐͛̀. I͔̥̪͖̰̣̳̠̦̿̀ͦ͑̆͗̂͛͟T̴̫͈̱͍̰ͮ'̞͎̦̪̤͉̭̒̀̀̎ͩͥ̕S̨̾̋҉̗͕̝̲̜̬̳̬ͅ ͤ̆͊͑͏͕̳͚̲̤͠S͉̝͇̩̔̒͌T͉͓ͮ̆͐ͦͨ̏A̫͕ͪ͑̅̿̾R̲̫̞̞̰̆̽ͬ́̕T̲̖̟̈́I̷̵̝̰͈̼̓͛̈́͊̎Nͭ̏͐͑͑̒͒͑͐͏̦ͅĢ͕͇ͯ̇̉̓͂͆ͣ!̨̫̜̓ͤͨ͡ ̥̥͇̇̉ͪ̀͞Y̢̻̭͔͇̮͓ͪ̓̓ͫ͒̂̉̾ͤ͟Ő̸͍̥̦̝̻̾̄ͨ̏͢͝ͅǓ̷͉͕̱͉̣̑ͣ̈ͨ̽̒͞ ̷̻̥̀ͭG͇̑ͯ̐̓́͢Uͤ̓̓̅͂̚҉̬Y̪͎̳͚̯̔ͤ́͌̄̉ͅS̯̝̻̆̊̓ͭͩͬ̑͠ͅ ͙̦͊̒̍̅͆̐͝H̨̳̥̟̱̻ͧͣ̍͊͑̂͋Ä̭͚́ͩ̌̐͂͐̎V̷̳͙̲͈̇̑̋́͐ͣ̽̄̿E̴̳͔̰̘̞̟̯̥͊̉̒͠ ̣͙̔̎̈́͒̕Tͮͮ҉̫̭̱̬O̻̲̓̊̐ͯͤ͂̓͜͞ ̶̶̛̙͉͕̇̍̆̚H̵͖̗̖̯̩̞͑̇ͥͯͪ̄U̡̖̘̪͙̾͌Rͤ̎͐̋ͣ̊ͭ͠͏̖͕̹͔̰̝̜͎̥R̢̮̖͆͑́͋̋ͣ̓̓͢Ȳ̵̡͉̩͛̍ͨ̂ ̴̫͈̲͓̮̬͆̔͒ͯ͢͠A̧͖͊͑ͮ́ͣ͒N̷̙̪̭̦̠͚ͫ̍Ḏ̺̗̠̝ͨ̿̄̿ͣ̒̽̆ ̷̧̫̝̻͉͂̓͐ͬ̏̆ͭͯA͉͇͍̟̱̪͍̜ͮ͐̂ͫͥ̔S̈́̋͋ͥ͏̸̼̗̤̖̲͡D̵̺͍͈͇͖̞͕̔̂ͥͪ̿͗ͥ̾͝S͎̤̼̞̲͇ͥ̓͛F̴̛͖̼͂̽̑ͯ͐͠D͓̯̰͍̻̜̭̽̿̆̈́͟S̸̲͉̯͖ͨȦ̞̪̋̀̍̎͌ͨ̂D̜̗͙͍ͪ̆͑̌̽̂ͥ̅̔Á͖͕̯̭͙͒̾͊̄ͣͧ̍ͅͅS̶̖̥̖͚͎̗ͮͤͯͫ̍̒̋͝͡D̻̪͖̭̜̦̙ͣͬͯ͆̌̈͂ͥͧ̀F̧̲̤̈̓̓̾̎̃
T̸̨͉̟̝͔͎̟̘͙̬͎̥̤̭̰̪͍̣̎̉ͬ̈́͗ͪ͑ͤU̢ͬ͋ͯ̈̏ͥͯ҉̼͙͕̬̦̖̤̯͎̳̘͓̺̯͍̜Rͩ͒͒͌̃̆́ͬ͠҉̯̖͈͚̳̦̹̞͎̭̪̖̫̹ͅͅN̗̼̻̯̱͎͌ͣͯͯ̔̀͟ ̧̡͍̗͉͕͎̣̻͇̮̰͇͑ͧ̂͑̓ͣ̆͜͠͠Ơ͓͙̝͎̟̱̖̖͍̳͙͓̘ͧ͆́ͦͨ͒ͫ̿̋͑̂́ͧ̀F̴̛̣̞̮̲̰̝̗͍̙̥̬̙͐͗͂̐ͥͨ̄ͦ͑ͨ̏̃́F̴̼̖̯̞̯͚̊̑͗̌ͯͫ́͆ͩ̕͟ ̵ͭ̅͊̈̃̿̈̑͒ͫ͒͑̓҉̧͈̖̻͓̬̭̮̗͇͈̬͈̪̩̯͡Ỵ̴̷̛̱̜̙͉͇̻ͣ̋̂̈͗ͥ̎͑̎ͦ̕͡Ö̵̷̡̢̠̫̗̥̹̲͍̬̗̻͍̭̠͕̯̟̽̓̈́͡U̷̴̝̞̩̯ͩ̐̀ͪ̏ͩ͋̒͛̾͑̀͘R̅ͣ̃̾̑ͨͭ̚͏̸҉̜̦͍̥̖̰ ͙͈̰͚̱̞̭̗͉͖̗̥͖̻̪͊ͬͫ͐́ͯ̍̉͌́̂̋̅͆ͣ̚͜͟͜C̋̾͐̍͆͆͛̈̚҉̨̜̘̪̪͕̙̙͕̫̮͢Ơ̹̳͈̬̻̞̲͕̾̂̎͒ͬͣ́͢M̷̸͔̖̠̝̤̞̬ͧͨͤ̓̔̏ͫ̋͡P̸̲̠͚̘̥͚̘̥̜̬̞̻̜̼̳̖̱͛ͩ͆̓̓̈́ͧ̒ͧͯ̏̽̎̂͊͋͢U̴̷̧̹͍͇̞͍̦͇̜̜͎͇͒͊̈̽̑͗̒̓̇̉͒̌̈́ͬ̈̇͡T̸̻̳͙̰̠͔̗̻͇̺̩̺̖̬̱̪̊͌̏̾̐̌̈́͋͆̿͆̚͢Ĕ̶̸̬͔̦͔̺͚͙̖̖̺̣̰̖̝̌̇ͦͩͭ̏̏̃̀͌ͤ̀ͬ̎ͧ̅͘͟R̶̨͈̹͇͉ͪ̐̄̅ͮͯ̓ͪ̽ͩͨ̿ͪͫ͋̕͞ ̏ͭͫ̏̈̈̃̃ͧ̾ͫͪ͛̂ͧͦ͆̐͝͏̠̩̻̣̟͉̜̙̹̟̺̪̣̥̣͚͓̳̪Aͭ͌̐͒ͧͮ̐̈ͯ̅̔ͣ̇̒̒̇̏̅͏̺͕̥̦̳̮̞̳͉̘͍̩̞͡N̖̺̺͙͍̖͉͍̥ͤͫͤ̊̿ͨ̑͟͝ͅͅD̨̰̪͙̰̗̙̰̪͔̣̱̭̘͎͊̽̆ͪ͋́͌͆ͨ̈͂̑ͤͪ̏ͫͅ ̴̫̗̮̯̮̥̹̳̘̜̖̗̰̓ͬ̍ͦͦ͌̎͋̌̍ͪ͛͗ͬ͐ͥ͞͝͠ͅĢ̛͙͎̰̹̫̖̤̝͕̍͆ͮ͆̏̅͌̒̉̿ͤ̈́ͩ͊͛̍͆͘Ȩ̦̘̪̝̝̮͚̗̮̻̼̘̣̤̖͑̎̐̎̂̇ͨ̌̽̐́͝Tͯ̊̇ͤ̊ͩ̿̊ͩ̂͗̌̋̈́̐ͪ̓ͮ̓͏̯̪̱͓̱̣̮̺͕̼̤̦͎̹̘̦̺̮̱́͡ ͤ̾ͥ̾ͫͣ̒ͥ̒̿͞҉̡̛̤͖̱̦̼͚̲͉͎̞͓͙̱̬͘A̠͉̖̣̭͕̹̹͓͚̙ͧͫ̀ͯ͛̾̉͗́̔͗͆̋̀́̓͘͜W̨ͯ̅̃͊́͏҉͔̫̗̺̰͈̥̫̙͘A̼̼̞̭̙̝̺̫̖̹̖̘̳̙̺̲̭̳͒̋ͫͭ͑̈́̓̋̀̐́̕͞Y̷̨͔̜̫̣͕̺͍͍̟̖͑͊̓͐̇̃ͅ ̷̡͕̬͉͈̖̠̲͎̙͍͍̪̻̞̘́ͭ̋͜ͅF̢̾̔̈́̓̾͐̿͊̎ͦ͌̍̓ͮ̒̓́ͧ҉̴̠̳̞̝̥̯̝̟͉͕͙̝͍̠ͅR̜͇̤̞̺̤̫͚͙̠̘̳̘̟̗͊̔̌͋͐̀́́O̷̷̻̠̫̪̣͍̱̜̜͚̮̼̹̲̙̼̮͂́͊ͬ̎͒ͬ̐͊̈́M̵̡ͣͥͪ͛̊ͧ͒̂ͤ̈́̒̂̐̀͐ͥͯ̎͏͚̯̞͍̫̮̝̞̜͞ ̨̞̱͇̦͗͐̄̐́ͬ̎̔̇̌̍̏͗͊͢͜C̵̺̱͖̠̙̼̯̯̲̤̲̻͎ͬ̿̓̒̇̐ͪ̌͐̉͆̄ͫ̂̌̏̚͘I̡͎̤͉̞̱ͩ̋̀̇͐ͫ̊ͬ̄͞V̽ͨ̏̀͏̴̯̥͉͔̺̻̲͚̯̕͜Î̡̬̖͉̤͕̟͍̦̲̙͍̩̪̤͉͈͚̯̺͆̋̌ͯ̽̊̿̔ͯ͌ͬͬͭ̀̚͘͢͞L̿̓̉̓͛̎͆̉͐̈́̔͐͐̆҉̗̖̖̣̥̪̠̲̲̜̥̀I̴̙̰̹̙̠̥͖̘̹̙̙̖̪͂̎̏ͬͦ̊ͮ̉̄̇̾ͦ̂͛̏̒̽͟Ž̧ͭ̒͑ͩ̋̊̐ͩ͂̈́̏ͥ̂̇ͧͪ̀̏͏͍͍̣̭̼͔͔͚̰̞͇̦̥͢A̴̵̛̫̲̝̘̫̘͔̗̯̭̙̘̫̎ͯ̂͆̍͌̂ͦ̄͂ͨ͢T̷̡̡̞̘̝̥͍̦̳͓͈̞̳͚̭̺ͬͮ̏̎̎Iͮ̆ͬ̀͆ͧ̀͛͢͜͞͝͏̯̺̝͈̘͙̣̤O̸̡̥̰̗̯͔͍̻̰͉͓̟͗ͦ̓̒ͤ͐̑͂ͭ̄̃͊̂̀̂ͩ̇N̷̨̆͒̿̍̔͛̏ͮͯ̽̐̈ͭͫͪ̇́͏̗̦̫̫̙͕̰̜̼̱͈̖͓̺̩̟̜̥̬.̵̦͈͍͇̠̬͙͉͖̘̻̺̂͋ͥ̋́͑̇́̏̌̃̀͛̇͐ͤ͋͒̽͘͟͠ͅ ̆͗ͥ̑ͨ̉̓̚͏͖̜̹̻̲̮̪̠̣͉̰͖̥̠͈̮̲ͅͅT̨̙͔͕̤͙̯͈̓ͦͦ͑͊̀̀͠H̡̬̼̱̯̞̙͇͔̱̰̤̠͍͚̠͉̣̲̽̈̍͑ͪ̿͑̒̾̈̇̆̐̋̄́͞E̶̛̹̹̳̝͖͚̹͚͕ͬ͌ͣͨ̃ͦ̀͘͢ ̔͋͛̓ͩ̚͏̵̙̜̟͔̺ͅĎ̴ͦ̓̂̃̓̒ͮ̆̿̄̿ͩ̅͒̽̍̚҉̢̧͔̯̺̻͙̭͈͚̯͈͜ͅÁ̵ͥ͒̚҉̷̷͉̹̮̦̼̤̜͎̯͙̳͙̹̥̗̠̠̟R̄̒ͦͫͥͨ̈́͠͡҉̤̲͖̯̼̗̻͉̤͇̩̣̘̲̯̦̟K͇̝͕͔͚̳̺̝̣͉͖̗̱̬͍͚̻͌̊ͨ̃ͤ̑͊̽̀̃̽ͩ̑̑͑̿̀̚͡͡N̶̦͙̦̪̥͈͖̠̫͚̥̖̟̗̳͇͙͚͓ͩ̋ͫ̾ͬ̾͑̈́̐ͭͧ̀́̕͝E͚͈̱͎͕ͨ̈́̈́́͑̅ͬ͋ͮ͛ͪ͞S̷̢͖̜̻̹̖̰̖̲̗͇̳̪̪̲͕̣̫͈̬̽̎ͪ́ͭ̒̆͐́̿̎ͮͥ̕Ş̛̞͙̝̬̝̱̹̠͇̣ͭͬ̿̓͘.̵̣̜̻̪͔͕͕͔͍̩̠̟̙̪͍̋̈́̇͌̓ͅ ̷̡̛̰͚̫̦̍̄̈̽̈̆̂ͪ͛̿̌ͥ̒̌̋̆̈́́͗Iͭ͋͊̊ͤ͞҉͓͓̦̫̰̣̯͈̥̺̠̫̺̣̠̪͖̞͚T̵̨̡͚͉͖̫̙͕̞͉̗͔̝̮̃̓̄̅̌ͣ̌̓̇̄̕͝ͅ'̷̱̪̤̞͚̘͈̱͙̜ͨ̓͊̾̄̔̋̇͘S̸̝̠̦͙̝̙̯̣ͯ̿̽ͨ͛̀ͪ̓̕͟͠ ̴̺̣̱̦͇̝̭̤̯̗͎̘̞̈́ͤ̏̊̄ͯͣͫC̞̗͎̪͈̟̤̮͕̖̝͖̣̳͙̺͚͒͋̅́͢͠Ō̧̹̺͚̘͍̮̣̜͈̗̼̺̮̮̙̟ͥ̿̍̑̿͋̑ͯ̎͟M̸̩͙̰͈͎͔͓͎̩̜͓͈̫͔̖͇̪͙̓̇͗̌̈́ͤ̎̍̓͗̀̏́I̛̯̬̹͎̘̖̤̪̦̳͕͕͓̳̹͂͊̋͑ͩͯ͌ͬͦͭͧ̇͊ͯͯ́ͅͅṈ̵̵̴̶̤̞̹͔̮͕̦̝̐̉̒́̎̈́̔G̓ͤ̾̎ͨ͛͋͐͆͗̋͂͟҉̫̞̪̘̩͇̳͈̪̫̗̻̯̜̕.̸̀ͮ̈́ͨͧ̑̾̈́͟҉̹̼̬̣̲̻͓̰̹̗͇͕̙̠͙̣͞
Ï̩̗̲̤ͣ ̍̃͊ͥ̑ͣ͜A̠̗̱̔L̗̺̪̪̅ͨ͊͛͝W̖̼̋̄̆̈́ͥA͔͉̪͊ͨ̋̀̿ͭY̤͚͇̆ͧ̓͛ͧ̊͆ͅS̯ͨ̾̀̇ͥͨ͂ ̪̝̓͆̐ͧͨ͛ͧ͠Ṯ̘̠̘ͧ͋̌H̝͌͆̓Ȍ̩̋͞U̖͙̱̇̕G̸̞͔̼̬̖͔ͯ̃̾̆ͩ͊H̸͚̼̯͖͕̮ͮT̠̭̥̩͙̜͔ͫ̈́̾ͮ̓ ͓̦͌ͬ̄̇͑͂̕O̶̅̾F̍ͯͦ ̠͖̻̬T͚̥̺̻͉̠̈͠H͒͜I͉͍̙͕̰͆ͣS̰̖̮̗̗͕̝̽ͧ͋ͯͦ͒ ͚͍̱͉̼̺̦͢F͚͇̟̘̻͇̊ͣͩͭ̔͑ͨỎ̆̓͋́ͧ̉҉̖̙̹̺͕R͌ͬͤͯṲ̡̳̟͉̻̣̒M̖̜̫̲͋̅̇̿̄ ̟͍̗̩͙͎̜ͯĄ̬̻S̝ͩ̆ͪͫ̿̎ͮ ̀̒͂̏̚Aͯ̍͡ ̂H̨͔̓O͔̮̼͇̝̮̪̿ͦ͛ͦ͂M̨̼͓̼̺̻̫̞ͥ̄ͭ̈ͪ̄E̹͙̯̣̦̗͂͒͐̊ͮ͛ ̴̜̬̄A͈̼̖͓̋̉̈́͗̇W͓͉̾̈́À͕̟͎̫̘͍͋̊Y̝̹̞̳̎͟ ̮̙͈̌͊̈̕F͔̖̘͕̦͈͌̄͋͐̆̚͟Ṟ̗̪͎̇̓̍͑ͨ͌̕O̷̓ͪ̓͛M̳̗͇̫̤ ͍ͨ̄ͥͧ̚͠Ḧ́͊Ȱ͓̍͂͌̈̓ͅM̔ͮ̈E̯̞͖.͉͍͔͆̄̽̐̾̄̈́͟ ̛́͋I͇̮̳̰̟̮̗ͤͭ̅͛ ͖͖̖̳͓̻̍W͖̥͎͕̮̯͑̿̅̃͊ͭͨI̥̳͓̘͗̑ͫͭ͒́͌S̞̳͈͈̈́̒̏̀͊̈́̚H̝̙̝̝̠̠̽͋̏͊ͧ ̜ͩͫ̀ͣI͖ͮ̂̓̚ ̷̘̣̦̟̱̪̫ͬ̔͊͑͋ͮC̶̭͉̪͓̎͂̂̀̚ͅO̴̯̾̂̏ͩ̈́U͈ͯ̈́L̥͙̟ͪͫḌ̩̘̺̈̐͛̾'̩̯͔͚̇͋V͕̞̭͕͍̌͂͒̚͜E̛ͧ̀ͬ̇ͭ ͮ̋͛͐͐͋͏̝̺Ḇ̃̔̈̾̌͜É͈̦̹͇̠͍̥̓̌̂̾͢E̳̗͙̣̰̲͋̑́N̶͛̂ ̳͕͙̦͎̊͗ͣ̊̏̔H̙̭̱E̟͇͈͎͍R̞̜̙̮̳E̔̓̊ͧͪͣ͏̣̪͍ ͊A͠ ͥͮ̐̿ͩL̲̬̰͖͖̺ͭI̻ͪ̿͛͑͊̓Ṫ͖̼̫͔̺̯̞̊ͫTͥ͑̆́̚ͅL̺̝̻̯̗ͬE̸̮̥͚̚ ͕̟̦̐̓͛ͥ͗͟Ḻ̹͇͇̎̓̎Ơ̰ͤ͊N̞̑̉̿͂G͑̇̽̃ͩ̌҉̰̲ͅE̩̱̜̳̝͉͈͡
O̷̡̐̅ͩ͗ͪ̋͑͛̔̈̃̂ͧ̄̓̊ͮ̂̚҉͏̪̱̖̟͓̣̼H̶̘̻̫͙͙̠͖̰̺̣͇̓̈́̇͊ͪ͌͂̔ͤ̒̓͛̓́͗͗̃͘͢͜ ̶̮̤̩̼͒̃̋ͨͫ͂̿ͧͩ̀M͇̺̮̤̱͙̲͓̘͐ͥ͑̏͘͘͘͟Y͖̰͉͉̒ͦͭ͒̾̂̆͂ͪ̔͟͟͟͡ ̢͚̗̦̻͚̖̯͖͙͎͉͕̺̭͈̲̳͛ͮͯ̏̐̊̏ͦ͊́͢ͅG̠͖̜̦̗̥̣͎̞̱̯̖͌ͬͯ́͐̈́́̔̃̽́͐̏̚͘̕O̶̺̣̝̪̲͓̦͎̙̍̈́̍͋ͦͭͤ̀͟͞ͅD̵̛̛͎͇̠̩̞͇͇̲͚̩̫̲̫̳̩̘̗̠̿̏ͨͮ̌̓͑̋̾̏͠.̵̷̙̮͉͍̼̣̦̝͉͉̣ͯ͂̊̈͋̊̈͐̍̉͟͝ ̷̴̺̬͈̻̘̩̖͔̰̪̬͙̬̲͕̖̮̻͈́̊̒̆ͥ̅ͮ́ͦ͘͡H̵̝̭̮͔̘̣̳͖̭̝̺̣̭̬̿ͤͦ͆ͮ̓͊͆ͨ͛̚Ȩ̭͉̝͈̺̦͇̬̞͎̂̂͊̔̎ͣͭ̏̀͘͢L͌̅͆̊̄҉͈̰̯͠P̵̴̻͙̟̭̞̩̝̌̈̐̓̉̃̾ͭ͑ͥ̆͜ͅ!̸̵͎͙̙͇̺̰̬̮̠̟͈͇͗̓ͬͥͣͨ̿́́͌ͣ̽̂͝͡ ̸̷̺̫̲̹̥̈́̓̇͊̌̇͜͝Ḩ̱̗̮̝̪̗̰̞̲̗̹̰͒ͮ͐̾̈́̏̏̀̽ͣ͝ͅO̢̱͉͙̯̳̥̠͈͔̳͈͔̼̜̱̔̋ͥ̃͋̆̋̇͑̾͐̎ͣ̈͆ͪ̅̚L͂̈́͒̀́͗ͦͪ̾ͫ͛̍͂̊͗̀̄͠͞҉̷̨͍̙͙̣̙̪Y̷̶̲̞̱̹̙̺̯̤͓̻̩͍̫͎̽̑̌̆̊̇ͮͮ̈̄̈́͋͗̊ͩ̾͘͝ ̡̥̠̩͉͙̯̤̣̹̭̹̗̣̰̪ͨ̈́ͮ͊ͭ͜͞͡͠S̸̬̯̪̲̺̖̣̹̹͎͙̟̤̖̱͎̩̩ͣ̎ͦͦ̓̓̇̓͛ͪ͘H̶̢̻̞̳̮̹͇͔̘͙̣͙͇ͦͭ̋ͨ͞ͅI̶̷̻͖͔̙̱̤͔̼͉ͫ̊ͭͬͪ̓͆͌ͤͮ͆̇̂ͪ̚̕T̵̰̟̻̪͈̩̬͓̦̱͇͙̞̰̥̹̦̤̒̋ͩ̔̆̉̾͑̀ͥ̉̿̓ͨ̂ͧ̉ͨ̓͝!̴̻̳̲̰̹̘̼͓͍̋̽̿̎ͭͪͥ̇͐ͮ̍͜͝
H̵̛͇͚̪̼̣̮͖͇͙͙͚͉͓͇͂ͣ̓ͤ͐͋ͤ̑͑ͧ̂̈̓͐̾̿̚ͅa̴̧̮͔̞̹̣̩̰͒̽ͤ̋̎̋ͭ̔̍ͥ́͟͝p̷͗̿ͪ͊͟͟͏̦̦͙̰̠̜̪͙ͅͅp̨͚̟̙̖̞̦̫̹̺̋̇ͮͪ͆͐̒ͤ̓ͥ͛̄̀͡y̧̔ͤ̓̊̎̓̃͒ͣ͗̃ͮ̃̀ͣ́͏̴̻̳̗̖͉͈̙͇͍͙̜̮̬̻̩̫̤̟͖͝ ̧̠̝͖̳̖͔͓͕̰̉̄̾̉̅̍̀͗ͭ̈́̉͋́ͫ͑͘͘͠ͅͅ6ͭͦ́ͩ̍ͣ̆ͪ̂͂̂ͯͭ̋́͌ͮ́̚͝҉҉̲̪̞͎̙̠͙̘͇͖6͎̳̩͖̼͍̲̠̺̱̥̤̤͓͍͉̼̓̽͋̌͋̇ͫ͂̀́̚̕͘ͅͅ6̢̧̛̰͎͚̹̪̯̱̞̹̝͉̟̝ͥͬ̾ͯ̽ͬ͊̌̾̾̈́ͨͬ̒͑́t̵̅̂̒̍̐͋͐̋̍̏͗̌̾ͧͦ͜҉̼͉̱͖͙̀ĥ̛͓̗͈͎͓̝͎̭͙̭̠̖̤ͧ͒ͧ̅̉͌̐͋̆͑̐ͩ͢͠͝ ͈͖̭̙̦̗̘̭͉͍̫͚̞̫̃̈́͑̀ͨ̌̆̋́p̌ͬ̔̋̅͑͏̞͚̠͈̦͖̱͉̺̬̟̣̭̝̀ǫ̨̟̺̯̼̞̜̓̑ͭ̊͛̐ͬ̌̄͑̿ͪ͑ͫͨͬͫ́́̚s͊ͩͨ̂͐ͮ̊ͧ̎ͥ̓ͯ̽ͣ͏̪̤̳̫̣̬͇̰̲̭̟͇̳̯̞͢t̷̞̻̭͈̭̼̤̠̘̥̤̮̥̺̍ͨ͛̆ͧ̏̌͆ͥ͆̀̃ͣ̃̈̈́̚͜͞,̓̑ͣͩ̒ͣͬ͂̈͌̀͏̵̵̥̖̩̜͚͙͘͞ ̂͂̈̌ͦ̽̽ͨ̂̄͆̆͂ͧ͏̟͕̳͎̫̜̺͚̥̻͠m̲͍͔̩̼ͯͬ́ͧ̓͑ͮ͌ͧ̓͂̐͋̕͜͞ȩ̶̷̢̤̯̝͙̟̮̟̣̲̰ͯͮͯ͂̅̂͗ͫ̒ͭ̂ͧͅ.̡̨̭͓̫̖͉̭̲̗͔̣͙͕̤ͯ͆̿̈ͪ̕̕ͅ
