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Re: Introduce yourself

TheWeirdOne said:
Apparently being a virgin is sig worthy now.


Also, this is the best place for a troll war. Keep it up guys!

*Is amused*
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Eh, maybe I should put it in my sig too, just for the hell of it.
 
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Cappy said:
Eh, maybe I should put it in my sig too, just for the hell of it.
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You're supposed to feel humiliated Cappy.

I mean you're bi and a virgin. How is that even possible in this day and age? Jeeze man, jeeezzzeeeeee.
 
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TheWeirdOne said:
You're supposed to feel humiliated Cappy.

I mean you're bi and a virgin. How is that even possible in this day and age? Jeeze man, jeeezzzeeeeee.
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Only Bi on the internet, more Bi-Curious, I would never actually have sex with a man in real life, but then again, the woman part is my fault, been getting into failure long distance relationships, heh, and besides how can I feel ashamed about being a virgin on *this* thread.

There are much bigger things to be ashamed of, like letting this thread be destroyed by going on over it instead of stopping, I'm honestly sorry.
 
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It's four in the morning. We got tired. Try again later.
 
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Cappy said:
Only Bi on the internet, more Bi-Curious, I would never actually have sex with a man in real life, but then again, the woman part is my fault, been getting into failure long distance relationships, heh, and besides how can I feel ashamed about being a virgin on *this* thread.

There are much bigger things to be ashamed of, like letting this thread be destroyed by going on over it instead of stopping, I'm honestly sorry.
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I dunno if you took me seriously or not, but really that was sarcasm up above.
 
Re: Introduce yourself

TheWeirdOne said:
I dunno if you took me seriously or not, but really that was sarcasm up above.
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Eh? No I'm not concerned with your personal accusations, I'm more concerned with whether I'll be blamed for what's happened here, I'm not too sure what Aika thinks about intentional spamming and Five-in-A-row posts, but I'm sure it's something along the lines of "What.... B&." or maybe Nu Nu, either way, I'm not too amused at this anymore, but rather exasperated from all the laughing, and worrying about the consequences.
 
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I just wish I could troll in my sleep

sorry to disappoint you cappy

now go kill yourself you homo virgin


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lol at giving a shit about consequences on an internet forum

OH NO IM BANNED FROM ULMF MY LIFE IS OVER

going to sleep now, I'll probably wake up to a shitstorm but that's how it is
 
Re: Introduce yourself

Obeliskos said:
I just wish I could troll in my sleep

sorry to disappoint you cappy

now go kill yourself you homo virgin


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lol at giving a shit about consequences on an internet forum

OH NO IM BANNED FROM ULMF MY LIFE IS OVER

going to sleep now, I'll probably wake up to a shitstorm but that's how it is
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Eh, good points(the parts about giving a fuck about consequences), but I rather like this Forum. It has porn.
Oh well, whatever.
 
Re: Introduce yourself

Cappy said:
Only Bi on the internet
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Then ye are not bi. You are just pretending for what? Shock factor? Coolness? Putting yerself out to be a symbol of sexuality despite being a virgin?

*sigh*

And the fact that you encouraged a few pages worth of insulting you. Wow, what a fuckin slog.

Regardless, welcome Zelsa.
 
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sinfulwolf said:
Then ye are not bi. You are just pretending for what? Shock factor? Coolness? Putting yerself out to be a symbol of sexuality despite being a virgin?

*sigh*

And the fact that you encouraged a few pages worth of insulting you. Wow, what a fuckin slog.

Regardless, welcome Zelsa.
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Well I did say Bi-Curious more or less I guess, but the point I was *trying* to get across is that I'm not offended by accusations of my sexuality being something unliked by the average American inbreed.

And encouraging three pages of "insults" I was merely stating that Incubus was in full rights with what he had said, after that I was merely speaking on my own part.

If that's such a problem with you, who has had no problem speaking YOUR mind about me, then I suggest you discriminate less, and trying to lead by example instead of pointing a finger and wagging it at me whilst showing distaste for the way I made my point about not giving a fuck about accusations of sucking cock.
 
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Hmmm, I think Cappy, Obe and Dark should shut the hell up and crawl into a hole together. That was a pain to get through.
 
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if reading three trolls trolling each other on an internet forum was tough to get through then I'd hate to see how you handle actual problems

also I'm already in a hole with dark <3
 
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Well, I've just spent three days partying at a cabin, I came on to ULMF to get a much needed dose of sofistication, intelligence and fun. Instead I was greeted with three pages of tasteless trolling, so lowly in intellectual sense that it rivals 4chan.

Useless, tasteless and hateful... Not my cup of tea.

No Dark, I handle real life problems rather well, but since I can't slap the three of you in the face over the internet I'm gonna bitch and moan about it instead.
 
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Damnit! For a year now I've looked at that picture and thought "Darkfire" And now, there's an extra dick in there, and I'm having REAL trouble telling the difference.
 
Re: Introduce yourself

Cappy said:
My God, and I thought that I raged at shit nobody should care about way too much, that was a particularly un-offensive comment, in fact when I read "Be funnier next time" I giggled a little, I found that funny, God forbid he tells a joke about a joke. This starting to sound familiar?

No? Then let me put this to you in Incubus' possible perspective: *Makes witty comment* *Rage ensues*
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Here, let me put you in my perspective:

*browsing boring and shitty thread*

*see unwitty, unfunny stupidass comment made by an elitest asshole*

*post perfectly clever response*

*get shit in return*

Oh, was his post a JOKE? Sorry, I guess I forgot what the fuck was funny and what wasn't. Does that response make me a hypocrite? What the fuck do I care, you're a fucking homo who sucks his mom's cock, now shut the fuck up.

And one more thing: Incubus, you aren't a mod. You aren't my mom, you're no one. Don't tell me how the fuck I should type on an internet forum, you cocksucking fuck.
 
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The fatal flaw in the above post would be this:

*post perfectly clever response*
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But then, you and I have different definitions of clever, don't we.

clev·er
   /ˈklɛvər/ Show Spelled[klev-er] Show IPA
–adjective,-er, -est.
1.
mentally bright; having sharp or quick intelligence; able.
2.
superficially skillful, witty, or original in character or construction; facile: It was an amusing, clever play, but of no lasting value.
3.
showing inventiveness or originality; ingenious: His clever device was the first to solve the problem.
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As compared to

clev·er
   /ˈklɛvər/ Show Spelled[klev-er] Show IPA
–adjective,-er, -est.
1.
LOLOLOLOLOL CRIT-A-COLA CRAFTING
2.
GAY JOKE HERE
3.
PENIS
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And you're right, I'm not a mod. I'm not your mother. I'm just your better and my point stands, grow the fuck up.
 
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Did it?

I'd like to that that to an impartial third party on this one.
 
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