Epic Quotes
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My brother sent me that just for STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!
My brother sent me that just for STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!
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Anything by George Carlin.
"You have no rights, you have temporary privileges."
"Pre-suck my genital situation!"
"Fuck, Shit, Piss, Cunt, Cock-sucker, Mother Fucker, and Tits. And Tits doesn't even belong on the list, man."
"That's not a near-miss, it's a near-hit! When the planes collide it's a near-miss. 'Aww, they nearly missed'."
"If I could put my seatback forward*, I'd be in porno movies!"
"The seatbelt; High-tech shit!"
"No thanks, I think I'll get IN the plane. Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane."
"People are fucking stupid."
*=Not sure that's the totally correct way of saying it. Watch the last minute of
Anything by George Carlin.
"You have no rights, you have temporary privileges."
"Pre-suck my genital situation!"
"Fuck, Shit, Piss, Cunt, Cock-sucker, Mother Fucker, and Tits. And Tits doesn't even belong on the list, man."
"That's not a near-miss, it's a near-hit! When the planes collide it's a near-miss. 'Aww, they nearly missed'."
"If I could put my seatback forward*, I'd be in porno movies!"
"The seatbelt; High-tech shit!"
"No thanks, I think I'll get IN the plane. Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane."
"People are fucking stupid."
*=Not sure that's the totally correct way of saying it. Watch the last minute of
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lulz, 2 days.
"If god hates masturbation so much, he should give me a girlfriend." - Oglaf.com
<Travis> Why don't you just keep your hair brown?
<Alex> It's not brown
<Alex> It's auburn
<Travis> What the fuck is Auburn?
<Alex> ...
<Rex> He's a guy, he only sees like 10 colours or something, don't do this to him.
- Bash.org
"If an anthromorphic bear in a pair of jeans and one of those ranger hats comes up and tells me not to set stuff on fire, I probably already did"
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lulz, 2 days.
"If god hates masturbation so much, he should give me a girlfriend." - Oglaf.com
<Travis> Why don't you just keep your hair brown?
<Alex> It's not brown
<Alex> It's auburn
<Travis> What the fuck is Auburn?
<Alex> ...
<Rex> He's a guy, he only sees like 10 colours or something, don't do this to him.
- Bash.org
"If an anthromorphic bear in a pair of jeans and one of those ranger hats comes up and tells me not to set stuff on fire, I probably already did"
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Stand relieved, Americans. You don't hold the monopoly of stupid persons in this world. (from notalwaysright.com)
Me: “Hi, how are you today?”
Customer: “Earrings?”
(I show her some and she picks out a pair, then tries to put them on.)
Me: “Sorry, but you can’t actually try them on. You can hold them up to your ear, though.”
(She still tries to put them in and I move forward to stop her.)
Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but you cannot try those on due to health regulations. You’re only allowed to hold them up to your ears.”
(The customer looks at me, smiles sympathetically and pats my hand.)
Customer: “But I’m German!”
Stand relieved, Americans. You don't hold the monopoly of stupid persons in this world. (from notalwaysright.com)
Me: “Hi, how are you today?”
Customer: “Earrings?”
(I show her some and she picks out a pair, then tries to put them on.)
Me: “Sorry, but you can’t actually try them on. You can hold them up to your ear, though.”
(She still tries to put them in and I move forward to stop her.)
Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but you cannot try those on due to health regulations. You’re only allowed to hold them up to your ears.”
(The customer looks at me, smiles sympathetically and pats my hand.)
Customer: “But I’m German!”
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"If you saw a smurf kill a rhino, would you stomp it? Hell no! I'd give it a fucking marshmallow or something!"
My brother (again) talking on the upcoming Aliens vs Predator game.
"If you saw a smurf kill a rhino, would you stomp it? Hell no! I'd give it a fucking marshmallow or something!"
My brother (again) talking on the upcoming Aliens vs Predator game.
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Norfolk: I must do nothing by your orders: I am Norfolk.
Walsingham: You were Norfolk. The dead have no titles.
Walsingham: Viens ici. [Come here.] Look out there. There is a whole world waiting for you. Innocence is the most precious thing you possess. Lose that and you lose your soul.
(slitting the young would-be assassin's throat)
Norfolk: I must do nothing by your orders: I am Norfolk.
Walsingham: You were Norfolk. The dead have no titles.
Walsingham: Viens ici. [Come here.] Look out there. There is a whole world waiting for you. Innocence is the most precious thing you possess. Lose that and you lose your soul.
(slitting the young would-be assassin's throat)
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<MuToiDMaN> Pretty cool for a stuffy old dude, but then Swedes are pretty easygoing in my experience ...
<studawg66> Easygoing until you cheat on them with 14 other women. Then you get to see how well they swing a 9-iron.
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<MuToiDMaN> Pretty cool for a stuffy old dude, but then Swedes are pretty easygoing in my experience ...
<studawg66> Easygoing until you cheat on them with 14 other women. Then you get to see how well they swing a 9-iron.
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"I can do everything I think of doing and half the things I don't think of. One sec, and I'll be right with you guys."
Jack Horner, alias Jack o' Lantern, alias Jack Frost, alias Jack B. Nible, alias Jack B. Quick, alias Jack Giantslayer, alias Jack of the Tales.
"I can do everything I think of doing and half the things I don't think of. One sec, and I'll be right with you guys."
Jack Horner, alias Jack o' Lantern, alias Jack Frost, alias Jack B. Nible, alias Jack B. Quick, alias Jack Giantslayer, alias Jack of the Tales.
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And Jack gets himself into more trouble...
Need to play Dissidia yet. Still working on War of the Lions. Managed to get Ultima for the first time *ever* whilst playing Tactics. Go me.
And fun quote of the day. Spoiled, since I'd rather not ruin a fun moment from Dragon Age for anyone slower than me in getting to play it.
Adding this one so as not to double post.
From Avatar:
Trudy Chacon: [fires on Quaritch's Hellicopter] Your'e not the only one with a gun, Bitch!
And Jack gets himself into more trouble...
Need to play Dissidia yet. Still working on War of the Lions. Managed to get Ultima for the first time *ever* whilst playing Tactics. Go me.
And fun quote of the day. Spoiled, since I'd rather not ruin a fun moment from Dragon Age for anyone slower than me in getting to play it.
Whilst talking to the KING, who asks you how things are in the Elven Alienage (your former home.), one of the options is:
"I killed an Arl's son for raping my friend."
Yup, you can be that blunt with him. If I'd have had a save *remotely* close to the conversation, I'd have gone there. Instead, I'm taking the diplomatic route. For now.
"I killed an Arl's son for raping my friend."
Yup, you can be that blunt with him. If I'd have had a save *remotely* close to the conversation, I'd have gone there. Instead, I'm taking the diplomatic route. For now.
Adding this one so as not to double post.
From Avatar:
Trudy Chacon: [fires on Quaritch's Hellicopter] Your'e not the only one with a gun, Bitch!
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"We're the three best friends that anyone could have, we're the three best friends that anyone could have, we're the three best friends that anyone could have, and we'll never ever ever ever ever leave each other. We're the three best friends that anyone could have, I mean the three best friends and anyone could have, cuz we're the three best friends that anyone could have..."
"We're the three best friends that anyone could have, we're the three best friends that anyone could have, we're the three best friends that anyone could have, and we'll never ever ever ever ever leave each other. We're the three best friends that anyone could have, I mean the three best friends and anyone could have, cuz we're the three best friends that anyone could have..."
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I have another funny DA:O one for ya, but it's near the end of the game so I'll spoiler it for ya.
You save the princess from Loghain's trap in the inn, and find her dressed as one of the guards. The first option for conversation is:
"Aren't you a little short for a guard?"
I couldn't stop laughing.
(In case you don't get it, it's a Star Wars reference "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?")
"Aren't you a little short for a guard?"
I couldn't stop laughing.
(In case you don't get it, it's a Star Wars reference "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?")
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"I wanna' be number one. How's that? Short and simple enough for ya'? It's gonna' be a long hard road... But who knows? Could kick ass. Could be dangerous. ...Could totally suck... Whaddya' say, bro? Join me! Let's see how far we can take this! And for you there holding the Wii Remote right now? Just press the 'A' button. LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!"
- Travis motherfucking Touchdown
"I wanna' be number one. How's that? Short and simple enough for ya'? It's gonna' be a long hard road... But who knows? Could kick ass. Could be dangerous. ...Could totally suck... Whaddya' say, bro? Join me! Let's see how far we can take this! And for you there holding the Wii Remote right now? Just press the 'A' button. LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!"
- Travis motherfucking Touchdown