Introduction Thread

[Zoto]

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Yes... Welcome, I guess, to ULMF lolz(can't be bothered to write your entire name since it has numbers in it. Everyone will just call you Lolz anyways)

To be honest you sound like a regular everyday normal guy. At least in this forum. If your thought you were pretty weird in your local friend gang or whatever, no need to worry: We have plenty of people weirder than you by far. But, welcome anyways

Wow, I guess I am a douchebag...

Anyways, welcome HoroBoro. Hope you like it here

 

[Potato]

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I tought some people would maybe like to know where the Potato came from oO
anyway here it goes

Name: Henri Bourassa
Screenname / Nicknames: The Potato
Age:22
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence:Canada

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color:Green
Hair Color:BRown
Hair length:Short /small mohawk
Breasts: I prefer call them muscles...
Glasses:When I like to remove my blindness I wear some
Features: My glasses features sunglasses clip for intense SUN
Height:6,1- 170 pounds of potato that makes about 8-9 bags of 20 pounds


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color:

Gerard Butler

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Virgin
My Fears: Gettin at 40 years old...
Common Utterances: Rabbits
Is the glass half full, or half empty: the glass is broken!!
Bad Habitsigging on my neighbors territory

3 Things I Dislike:
1)Neighbors
2)farmers
3)Farmer who are my neighbors...

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: IDK Jim davis?
Other manga of interest:tintin
Video game seriesevil May cry
TV Show:American Dad!
Anime:NO
Webcomic:NO
Drinkornstar, Sex on the beach, smirnoff ice, tequila, everything that hits you hard!!!
Shoe: Only 1 pair
Hat:No cause there always a dam cat inside!
Color:Blue
Music Genreower metal
Internet Meme:Forever alone

Do I...

Smoke:No
Swear:Allegience to the queen
Flip out and kill people:Only if they are farmers
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Air guitar
Knit scarves for orphans:No
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines:No
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?:???
Have furry leanings?:No

~ The Future ~
tomorrow i will to go to work...
Can you see into it?:Yup
Should Marty have gone back to it?:NO
You mean from the Old West?NO

Other Stuff

Reason for joining:I just lurk most of time and post when i got something important to say
Other random trivia::O

Notes: Dentits appointment tommorow

 

[Chibichibi]

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Can I boil you, mash you and/or stick you in a stew?

 

[Ranger Princess]

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Can I boil you, mash you and/or stick you in a stew?

Taters? What's taters precious? What's taters huh?


Anyway - welcome... to the thread Mr. Potato. Great to see someone else likes Smirnoff Ice! I love the green apple bite and the raspberry burst flavors. Do you really think it hits hard though? I mean I was wobbly after two glasses of wine, but not from 2 bottles of smirnoff. ^_^ It tastes way better though. My favorite drink other than the

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[Potato]

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well smirnoff ice don't hit hard but Vodka tequila rhum jack daniel and stuff...
they do

 

[JulySilverbird]

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Hi there!
I been lurking around for a while, even made an account, but this is in fact my first post here...

Name: Julia
Screenname / Nicknames: JulySilverbird
Age:23
Gender: Female
Current Country of Residence: THe big country to the southeast of USA

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Greenish blue
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Hair length: Long
Breasts: 36B
Glasses: Nope
Features: Somewhat slender, but short
Height: Around 1,63m, sometimes more, sometimes less
Weight: Secret


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Same
Hair color: Blonde
Hair length: Same
Ears: Same
Breasts: A little larger
Tail: None
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Would be fun
Glasses: Nope
Features: Gorgeous
Height: Taller
Cyclops: No thanks, I like to see things in 3d
Skin: Same


~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Dont really believe in that
My Fears: Cockroaches, rats, my cousin playing piano
Common Utterances: Cogito, ergo sum
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Dunno, but if chances are that its gonna get emptier, Im selling it.
Bad Habits: Shooting in the middle of the night (can't help it, the rats come out at night), scribbling on maintenance notes, drinking somewhat too much sometimes

3 (actually, more) Things I Dislike:
1)Winter, too cold for me.
2)Summer, rains all the time.
3)Autumn, its just meh.
4)Going out with guys that dont drink, dont dance, dont talk, and wont pay the bill.
5)Reading Karl Marx.
6)Power outtage while Im on shower
And so on...

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Should I remember their names?
Other manga of interest: Love Hina
Video game series: Fallout
TV Show: Star Trek
Anime: Fate Stay Night
Webcomic: Freakangels, Looking for Group
Drink: Johnny Walker, Old Eight
Shoes: Many
Hat: Anything that looks cute
Color: Pink, blue, green, depends on what and on what mood
Music Genre: Classic, Pop, some rock bands
Internet Meme: In soviet Russia...

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: A lot
Flip out and kill people: Would like to
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Piano counts?
Knit scarves for orphans: No
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: No
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Sometimes, specially during university vacations (and I work at home)
Have furry leanings?: No

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: If I did, I would be rich by now
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Definitely
You mean from the Old West?: Wut?

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: To steal your donuts
Other random trivia: Man with three balls cannot walk
Do you give names to your plants?: Yeah...


And Im not nerdy >_<

 

[Eye]

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Hello new girl, I'm that guy who exists on these forums yet also doesn't with how active I am...

...I'm not even sure who I am sometimes.

 

[SirOni]

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Oh, a Freakangels reader. Welcome aboard.

 

[Ranger Princess]

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Hi July, welcome to our not so humble abode.

Soo.. since you don't like summer, winter, or autumn, you must be unhappy like ALL THE TIME. ^_^ Sorry about that! Maybe ULMF will make it better.

And I totally agree on Karl Marx, but I'm impressed that you've read him. ^_^ Das Kapital was one of the most boring things I read... ever... even more than Robinson Crusoe and The Expedition of Humphry Clinker - which combined with the professor of that course were the reasons I stopped being an English major.

 

[JulySilverbird]

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Thanks, everyone ^^

And I totally agree on Karl Marx, but I'm impressed that you've read him. ^_^ Das Kapital was one of the most boring things I read... ever... even more than Robinson Crusoe and The Expedition of Humphry Clinker - which combined with the professor of that course were the reasons I stopped being an English major.

Couldn't really help, Ima Economics graduate =/

 

[Cappy]

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Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Sometimes, specially during university vacations (and I work at home)

And Im not nerdy >_<

Pfffffft!

 

[Murmanskpravda]

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Name: That's my secret !
Screenname / Nicknames: Brat' , Andreï
Age: 35 yo
Gender: Russian male
Current Country of Residence: France, Poland

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: grey
Hair Color: blond
Hair length: military cut
Breasts: no !
Glasses: eagle eyes !
Features:
Height: 1m85

~ Ideal appearance ~

No one, I'm okay about what I am....

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Virgo
My Fears: Mickael Jackson's come back....
Common Utterances:
Is the glass half full, or half empty: I dont give à sh*t, just want to have a drink.
Bad Habits: spending hours and hours on the web...

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Clichés about Russia
2) The actual situation un the world
3) Kim Jong-Il

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: i always forget his name... Sorry !
Other manga of interest: Naruto, Black Buttle.
Video game series: Battlefield.
TV Show: Little Britain, little Russia, Dudesons.
Anime: Dragon Ball Z
Webcomic: no one.
Drink: I'm Russian, so... Our national beverage !
Shoe: Emerica, Nike.
Hat: no.
Color: dark grey
Music Genre: death metal, ambiant
Internet Meme: uuuh ?

Do I...

Smoke: of course !
Swear: too much.
Flip out and kill people: oh Yeh, especially old people.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: never.
Knit scarves for orphans: niet ! They have to grow up and make themselves.
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: never ! Too expensive.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I' m not an otaku. Maybe for weapons....
Have furry leanings?: nop.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Oh yeah, it will not be better than nowadays. Even worst...
Should Marty have gone back to it?: f*ck yeah.
You mean from the Old West? Nop.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: funny stuffs.
Other random trivia: how many tentacles do you have ?

 

[ToxicShock]

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Screenname / Nicknames: Brat' , Andreï
Hair length: military cut
Glasses: eagle eyes !

~ Ideal appearance ~
No one, I'm okay about what I am....

~ Personality ~
Is the glass half full, or half empty: I dont give à sh*t, just want to have a drink.

TV Show: little Russia, Dudesons.
Drink: I'm Russian, so... Our national beverage !
Music Genre: death metal, ambiant
Smoke: of course !
Swear: too much.
Knit scarves for orphans: niet ! They have to grow up and make themselves. -(In Russia, everything is fair, same for everyone?)
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I' m not an otaku. Maybe for weapons....


3 Things I Dislike:
1) Clichés about Russia

uhh...

3 Things I Dislike:
3) Kim Jong-Il

Happy Birthday

 

[Murmanskpravda]

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Nowadays our political situation is really hard. Many riots and demonstrations happen again the duma (russ. Govt). So, today, few things are fair in our federation. Well, everybody has to fight to defend his own place...

About clichés, yes, I know I love weapons and vodka, so... But we can't separate these things from our culture. It a part of our nation history.

 

[Ranger Princess]

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Well welcome to ULMF then - the place where when we oppress you, you will like it.

 

[kraven]

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Hi to everyone!

I am new here but I read this forum very often...

 

[Eye]

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Hi to everyone!

I am new here but I read this forum very often...

Don't be afraid to post, everyone likes a good conversation.

 

[macror]

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Name: My go-to internet pseudonym is Mark
Screenname / Nicknames: macror
Age: 26
Gender: male
Current Country of Residence: USA

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark brown, almost black
Hair length: short
Breasts: I'm a man....
Glasses: Yes, but I hardly use them
Features: I have a big head
Height: 5'9'', or 175 cm
Weight: 195 lbs, or 88.5 kilos

~ Ideal appearance ~

40 pounds less, nose a little bit more prominent

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Libra
My Fears: being a vegetable
Common Utterances: 'Sup
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Yes
Bad Habits: Wasting too much time doing stupid stuff

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Irrationality
2) Sanctimoniousness
3) Will Ferrell

~ Favorites ~
Disclaimer: I don't really play favourites. There is what I like, and what I do not.

Manga artist: I don't really read the stuff
Other manga of interest: Yep.
Video game series: Xeno (Xenogears. Xenosaga 1-3)
TV Show: Mythbusters
Anime: RahXephon
Webcomic: xkd
Drink: Yuengling
Shoe: flip-flops
Hat: top hat (with monocle)
Color: Purple
Music Genre: Whatever
Internet Meme: Rage face

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: I avoid it in public, but around certain people I just let it fly.
Flip out and kill people: I have not reached that stage of ninja training yet.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Air guitar
Knit scarves for orphans: no
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: no
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I spend a lot of time in my room...
Have furry leanings?: Short answer: No. Long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOO

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: No
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Yes, that was fun to watch.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: For laughs and giggles
Other random trivia: The first author whose name is recorded is Enheduanna, daughter of Sargon of Akkad.

Known languages: English, Spanish, a little bit of French.

 

[Ranger Princess]

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Well, welcome to ULMF macror. Have some fun but not too much fun, and if you do have too much fun, remember to keep it a secret, so we don't know.

3 Things I Dislike:
2) Sanctimoniousness

What about Supercalifragilisticexpialidociousness?

 

[Cappy]

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Things I Dislike:
1) Irrationality
2) Sanctimoniousness

Well then you'll love us, because unlike other forums, the people here never display unjust or judgmental behavior. We are the shining light amidst the sea of darkness that is internet post-boards.