Re: New Age Introduction Thread
Name: Jessica Jones
Screenname / Nicknames: Jezebel1669, 16of69, Mistress
Age: <CLASSIFIED> (old enough)
Gender: Female
Current Country of Residence: Wales
~ Real-life appearance ~
Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Dirty blonde
Hair length: Shoulder
Breasts: 34B/C (don't ask!)
Glasses: For reading
Features: Sublime
Height: 5' 7"
~ Ideal appearance ~
Eye colour: Emerald
Hair colour: Strawberry blonde
Hair length: Lower back
Ears: Dagger point
Breasts: 34C
Tail: Tiger-style
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: 7" penis with ballsack placed just above my pussy
Glasses: On occasion, such as when giving blowjobs to my futa girlfriends
Features: Feline
Height: 5' 7"
Cyclops: Third eye which only opens when seducing innocents
Skin: light red shading
~ Personality ~
Zodiac: Weren't they the villains in the
Iron Man anime?
My Fears: Are dark and best left tied up in the basement. Your basement.
Common Utterances: "Be good, and if you can't be good be very bad!"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: "Hey barman! This guy said he'd buy me another!"
Bad Habits: Sexual overachiever, perfectionist, genius and brag about it too much, compulsive liar (that last one may explain the other three >D)
3 Things I Dislike:
1) Boring people
2) Religion
3) People who can't see the funny side of them catching me with my fingers in their daughter >D
~ Favorites ~
Manga artist: Shirō Masamune, although only because of Major Kusanagi whose thighs I'd lick for hours if given the chance
Other manga of interest: Ghost In The Shell,
Bleach,
Fullmetal Alchemist, you know, the usual.
Video game series: Mass Effect
TV Show: House MD (although only the episodes which feature Thirteen
)
Anime: Ghost In The Shell, preferably the 2nd Gig where Motoko very nearly did some shota for us. XD
Webcomic: Any of the wonderful comics available over at
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. The only webcomics to feature full voiceovers, original backing music and hot sex scenes
FOR FREE! (Although as a writer I'd urge you to buy a sub, since I get a cut of the profits.
)
Drink: Raspberry and white grape juice
Shoe: Depends on my mood. Usually something flat with a tight fit, since I've less chance of falling over and breaking my neck in them.
Hat: Wide-brimmed sun hat, although I rarely wear any hats
Colour: #CC0066
Music Genre: Punk, circa 1980s
Internet Meme: "All your base are belong to us!"
Do I...
Smoke: Does pot count?
Swear: Fuck yeah!
Flip out and kill people: Let's just say the police have yet to find a single person I've tortured to death.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Strum a little, but don't really have the nails for it.
Knit scarves for orphans: Pah! Get the lazy bastards some wool and knitting needles, then we can sell the produce and buy more hentai!
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: A few figurines, but only ones I really like
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: The only time I feel the urge to lock myself away for any length of time is when my girlfriend comes over wearing tight clothing, so I'd have to say no to this one.
Have furry leanings?: Put it this way, I managed to convince the editors over at
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to start a weekly comic strip featuring a green-furred alien catgirl with a tentacle monster living in her head.
~ The Future ~
Can you see into it?: Only for about three seconds, just long enough to duck after making an offensive comment to the wrong person.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Hell yeah! And he should've stayed there with Jennifer too. Although the whole question of what happened to all the other alternate Martys which were created when the timelines split has gotten me thrown of a couple of forums.
Other Stuff
Reason for joining: Tentacle rape hentai!
Other random trivia: I'm bisexual and in a steady relationship with another woman, so don't bother asking for my contact details unless you're wanting to send me something cool without expecting for it to lead to cybersex.
Notes: Avatar is the cropped version of an
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by the artist
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featuring my original character Slice, a bisexual cyber-ninja with a robotic arm. Luckily I managed to get it done just before his fame grew enough for his prices to skyrocket.
