Re: Chat Based Pathfinder
3rd Session
Excerpt from the diary of Azieru Laenielalith, titled [My second day of traveling!]
...We continued on our plan to assault the ogre village and to rescue the friends of the people the monk and I found on the road. The ogres were putrid creatures that were not so eager about us trying to save the people tied up to the pole in the middle of the village (It was a tree really!). Then Islona, oh, she's the cleric of the group, I forgot to mention her! She summoned a swarm of wasps that stung at the ogres, although for some reason they didn't notice, I think it's cause they're too stupid! The drow... ah... what was her name... shot a ray of fire at one of the ogres, then the big guy, Redhand, who was hiding in some trees, told me that at that point some ogres saw him, so he ran out and started fighting them with his fists!
Y'know, diary, I don't claim to be the smartest person out there, but I'm pretty sure what happened next wasn't normal, some of the ogres suddenly exploded! And not in the good way either, they just exploded! And their stomach had teeth! Here, I'll draw you a picture so we don't forget what it looked like!
Anyway! Some nasty gas came out of them, and the other elf got sick, but I was okay! I shot at the leader, and he melted away, and I thought with their leader dead, they would start running, but ah! How naive I was! The other elf did a crazy roll and stabbed the ogre, and then the drow blinded one of the ogres fighting Redhand... oh! Right! Her name was Keats! Islona shot at an ogre, then Redhand kept punching. All the sudden, one of the ogres grabbed me, and it really hurt! I squirmed out of it's reach and ran away, after all, there were two of them after me! The other elf was more lucky, and she stabbed the ogre, then suddenly, frogs everywhere! I think Keats made them appear, but yeah... as strange as it sounds diary, frogs everywhere! Islona then made the ogres start to run away with some blast of energy, some kind of holy channeling I think... then Redhand tells me he smashed one of the ogre's legs, and it exploded too!
With nothing in range, I quickly moved in to free the friends of the people I was traveling with, and a bunch of us gathered around to help them up and stuff, I met Xavier at that point, he's some kind of mounted knight, I think. He's... not much smarter than an ogre, I think. Or just an incredibly unlucky man. Or maybe both! Suddenly this crazy guy smashes through the treeline and bashes one of the ogres closer to us, and past Redhand! I took the opportunity to quickly stab at the ogre, after all, who would give up such a good chance? Then Redhand finished the last ogre, and to prevent the returning ogres from reaching us, Islona made a wall of thorns to protect us from them!
Then... Byzat, the crazy man, who was a friend of the people we met, said... ... ... I don't want to write it here diary, I won't soil your pages with it. I panicked... I didn't want to hear... why... why... just thinking about it... diary, I'll write the rest of this later, okay? Just thinking about it, I...
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[My second day of traveling! Part 2]
Redhand came over to check if I was okay, and I told him yes, after all, I promised I wouldn't say anything about it. Father and mother would be angry at me! Byzat began handing out bear hats, I still have mine on me, it's very warm... And then, something really funny happened! There was a locked chest, and the other elf tried to pick it, and I think I saw something funny and was going to say it, then the chest exploded! Kaboom! And the mounted knight from earlier, he almost blew up too (And he was half naked cause he was trying to put his armor on)! Here diary, I'll draw that for you too!
He had to be healed again! Afterwards, we began to talk about leaving the place...
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[Appended note: These memories and writings are disruptive to Azieru. As soon as she has returned, please ensure that she does not remember any of these things. -Signed, Priestess of Andirifkhu]