Ringlonn
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Before I begin typing anything else...heres no download of the game,what is here is my thoughts on the game.
So as some of you may know Bonecraft is made by D-dub,the same fellas who made Bonetown several years ago.The game was released today and I decided to get it as Bonetown showed promise but had a lot of annoying things in it.Game engine seems to be the same but has had improvements and ther game is now fantasy/scifi themed and obviously parodies Warcraft,Starcraft and.....Warhammer 40K(only a little).
The game looks good enough,nothing special but solid 3D graphics some terrain may look bad but still much better than the blocky terrain of Bonetown.Character graphics are better that the terrain.Audio side is pretty good as effect sounds are standard stuff and sex-voices/talk is pretty good and voice acting ranges from decent to very good.
The gameplay has been improved nicely from bonetown the melee plays pretty similarly but you no longer lose your weapon if you get knocked down and getting knocked down does not happen has often as in Bonetown,melee weapons are also way more powerful than in Bonetown.As the theme is fantasy/scifi theres also ranged weapons that make the combat easier and more enjoyable as pretty much all guns do some sort of area damage so even a large group can be managed,theres decent amount of guns like rifles,shotguns,flamers and so on and some grenades too.Another nice feature is your team,you can have up to 4 of your space wranglers with you and these guys can be upgraded with cash just like your guns(didn't mention that earlier) and you can order em to either stay close and shoot anything that comes close or you can order em to attack....makes em run around trying to kill or fuck anything they can find(usefull in some situations).
The story from what I have played so far is ok and theres a lot of jokes in it and I found myself laughing several times at the funny lines or events and the toilet humour is still present but has been reduced from Bonetown(good thing) but for those looking for really intelligent humour...you should keep on looking
.So the story....you play as captain Fort Worth voiced by Neil Kaplan who also voiced Tychus Findlay on Starcraft 2 and the captain is actualy a parody of Tychus,you also have a somewhat annoying sidekick named Lubbock.After some drunken raging and putting down a mutiny the ship crashes into a planet habited by orcs and elves in other words your typical fantasy world.And in typical space badass style the captain starts a fight with the orcs led by his old buddy warboss Swampass(seems rather light friendship to me) mostly because the good captain wants pussy thats something other than a sexbot and the orcs just happen to be on the way,his main goal after all is to bone the elf queen who is supposed to be really hard to get.
As for the actual sex in the game,theres fair amount of it available at most times and you can bone pretty much any female character that you come across,even in the middle of a fire-fight .All the same poses that were in Bonetown are present here but you can also unlock new positions with the cash you collect from enemies and earn by completing missions.So far I have seen roughly 20 positions and some are the girl pleasing herself or some lesbian action but most are good ol' fucking.
Personally I'm fairly pleased with the game so far as it has improved on many of the key areas and I have only found one minor bug in it compared to Bonetown where half the things didn't work on the release and had to be patched.So as to is the game worth it's price...I would say yes as it's way better game than most porn games out there...then again some of those porn games have horrible gameplay and the actual adult content sucks serious monkey balls.
The official site:
Read more from the official site and I hope my little review was not too boring
So as some of you may know Bonecraft is made by D-dub,the same fellas who made Bonetown several years ago.The game was released today and I decided to get it as Bonetown showed promise but had a lot of annoying things in it.Game engine seems to be the same but has had improvements and ther game is now fantasy/scifi themed and obviously parodies Warcraft,Starcraft and.....Warhammer 40K(only a little).
The game looks good enough,nothing special but solid 3D graphics some terrain may look bad but still much better than the blocky terrain of Bonetown.Character graphics are better that the terrain.Audio side is pretty good as effect sounds are standard stuff and sex-voices/talk is pretty good and voice acting ranges from decent to very good.
The gameplay has been improved nicely from bonetown the melee plays pretty similarly but you no longer lose your weapon if you get knocked down and getting knocked down does not happen has often as in Bonetown,melee weapons are also way more powerful than in Bonetown.As the theme is fantasy/scifi theres also ranged weapons that make the combat easier and more enjoyable as pretty much all guns do some sort of area damage so even a large group can be managed,theres decent amount of guns like rifles,shotguns,flamers and so on and some grenades too.Another nice feature is your team,you can have up to 4 of your space wranglers with you and these guys can be upgraded with cash just like your guns(didn't mention that earlier) and you can order em to either stay close and shoot anything that comes close or you can order em to attack....makes em run around trying to kill or fuck anything they can find(usefull in some situations).
The story from what I have played so far is ok and theres a lot of jokes in it and I found myself laughing several times at the funny lines or events and the toilet humour is still present but has been reduced from Bonetown(good thing) but for those looking for really intelligent humour...you should keep on looking
.So the story....you play as captain Fort Worth voiced by Neil Kaplan who also voiced Tychus Findlay on Starcraft 2 and the captain is actualy a parody of Tychus,you also have a somewhat annoying sidekick named Lubbock.After some drunken raging and putting down a mutiny the ship crashes into a planet habited by orcs and elves in other words your typical fantasy world.And in typical space badass style the captain starts a fight with the orcs led by his old buddy warboss Swampass(seems rather light friendship to me) mostly because the good captain wants pussy thats something other than a sexbot and the orcs just happen to be on the way,his main goal after all is to bone the elf queen who is supposed to be really hard to get.As for the actual sex in the game,theres fair amount of it available at most times and you can bone pretty much any female character that you come across,even in the middle of a fire-fight
.All the same poses that were in Bonetown are present here but you can also unlock new positions with the cash you collect from enemies and earn by completing missions.So far I have seen roughly 20 positions and some are the girl pleasing herself or some lesbian action but most are good ol' fucking.Personally I'm fairly pleased with the game so far as it has improved on many of the key areas and I have only found one minor bug in it compared to Bonetown where half the things didn't work on the release and had to be patched.So as to is the game worth it's price...I would say yes as it's way better game than most porn games out there...then again some of those porn games have horrible gameplay and the actual adult content sucks serious monkey balls.
The official site:
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Read more from the official site and I hope my little review was not too boring
