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Re: X Story Player
Can't we all just respect the dick physics?
Can't we all just respect the dick physics?
Can't we all just respect the dick physics?
So while playing the demo you watched the dick jiggle up and down...
Dude,that's gay.
If you grab your dick while it's soft you can stretch it out really really long, it's awesome. I could do it all day.
i do not believe i have ever seen the words "dick physics" mentioned so many times ever
When you jerk off, is it gay cuz you like the feeling of a large manly hand over your cock or is it gay cuz you like the feeling of a dick in your palm?
Well "dick physics" have to catch up with the "breast physics" eventually don't they?
There's an urban rumour that if you sit on your hand for half an hour then jerk off, it feels like you are getting a hand job from a stranger.
This got to be the most unrealistic boob physics I have ever seen in my life.
Make sure you don't confuse Jennifer (the brown haired model) with Jenna (The blonde haired secretary that wants to be a model).
Here's my method for skipping to the fun parts (e.g. fast sex) in case you get fed up trying to pick up computer bitches.
IF you go in your save folder you will noticed a different save for each scene you have unlocked so far. It will be save2 save2_1 save2_2... all the way up to save2_8
If you only made it to say... the third scene you will only have save2 through save2_2
If you simply copy one of those files a bunch of times and rename them to replace the missing scenes, it will trick the game into thinking you've seen all the scenes and allow you to access the Fast Sex option.
Below are the files you should see when you're finished.
save2, save2_1, save2_2, save2_3, save2_4, save 2_5, save2_6, save2_7, save2_8
save1, save1_1, save1_2, save1_3, save1_4, save 1_5, save1_6, save1_7, save1_8
(Save2_x are the scenes for the first story, whereas save1_x are the scenes for the second one. Have fun)
When you jerk off, is it gay cuz you like the feeling of a large manly hand over your cock or is it gay cuz you like the feeling of a dick in your palm?
Make sure you don't confuse Jennifer (the brown haired model) with Jenna (The blonde haired secretary that wants to be a model).
Here's my method for skipping to the fun parts (e.g. fast sex) in case you get fed up trying to pick up computer bitches.
IF you go in your save folder you will noticed a different save for each scene you have unlocked so far. It will be save2 save2_1 save2_2... all the way up to save2_8
If you only made it to say... the third scene you will only have save2 through save2_2
If you simply copy one of those files a bunch of times and rename them to replace the missing scenes, it will trick the game into thinking you've seen all the scenes and allow you to access the Fast Sex option.
Below are the files you should see when you're finished.
save2, save2_1, save2_2, save2_3, save2_4, save 2_5, save2_6, save2_7, save2_8
save1, save1_1, save1_2, save1_3, save1_4, save 1_5, save1_6, save1_7, save1_8
(Save2_x are the scenes for the first story, whereas save1_x are the scenes for the second one. Have fun)
There's much easier way to unlock fast sex mode. In fact, it's not even locked... you silly
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Right...."hi, I have a pirated version of your game and i want to unlock everything without any effort at all, Thanks!"
Should go over nicely lol
Right...."hi, I have a pirated version of your game and i want to unlock everything without any effort at all, Thanks!"
Should go over nicely lol
...dick physics?
If anybody is interested, I could probably scare up a walkthrough for the scenarios.
There's already a walkthrough on the developer's site.
You can find the link by pressing F1 in-game, but out of the kindness of my heart, here:
www[dot, right here]xmoonproductions[here, too]com/guide/