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Obeliskos

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An ad with naked girls came up and my pants started hurting and then I saw my thing and it was big! What's happening? Am I allergic or something?
 

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Re: Is something wrong with me!?

An ad with naked girls came up and my pants started hurting and then I saw my thing and it was big! What's happening? Am I allergic or something?
No, you're a dirty dirty person and you must go to the nearest church and have your penis exorcised. QUICKLY! THE FATE OF THE WORLD RESTS ON YOUR PENIS!
 

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Re: Is something wrong with me!?

If you look at naked girls you start to turn to stone.

If part of your body starts getting hard, then you're in a lot of trouble.
 

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Re: Is something wrong with me!?

I've had that happened to me too! I think it was caused by eating too much dairy.
 

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No, you're a dirty dirty person and you must go to the nearest church and have your penis exorcised. QUICKLY! THE FATE OF THE WORLD RESTS ON YOUR PENIS!
And now I can't stop thinking of the manga 'My Balls.'
 

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Re: Is something wrong with me!?

An ad with naked girls came up and my pants started hurting and then I saw my thing and it was big! What's happening? Am I allergic or something?
Quick! Get him some Hentai! He's turning into a "real person" pervert!
 

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Re: Is something wrong with me!?

Btw, ur doing it wrong, it's supposed to be "is this normal" not "is something wrong with me".

For example, "When I jack off I lie on my back and through my legs over my head so that when I cum I cum into my mouth is this normal"
 

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Re: Is something wrong with me!?

See, now you're implying that something's wrong with THAT.
 

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Re: Is something wrong with me!?

Whatever floats your boat darkfire :rolleyes:
 

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Re: Is something wrong with me!?

What's wrong with all of you, it's called an erection
 

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Re: Is something wrong with me!?

Well someone had to eventually say the obvious...

I was just hoping we could drag it out for a couple pages before this happened. Damn. Joke's over, let's go people.
 
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Re: Is something wrong with me!?

Well someone had to eventually say the obvious...

I was just hoping we could drag it out for a couple pages before this happened. Damn. Joke's over, let's go people.
We could have someone delete every post from Toxic and on and pretend it never happened..
 

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Re: Is something wrong with me!?

Who said what about what?

BUT IT HAS HAPPENED TO ME!!! I was just serfing the internets, minding my own buisiness... when suddenly BLAMO!!! Two women blind sided me with the promise of having something called "Sex" with me if I gave them my credit card number... so I did. My down there area was starting to get hard! I didn't know what was going on I waited for hours and the only thing that happened was a few days later someone called me saying something about identity theft... but the WOMEN NEVER SHOWED UP FOR THAT ODD THING CALLED SEX!

But my main question was... WHO WAS ON THE PHONE!!!
 

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Re: Is something wrong with me!?

sure toxic that was a joke, dont worry, we all believe you *wink*
 

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Re: Is something wrong with me!?

The problem with assuming everyone is dumber than you is finding it hard to believe that some people aren't that stupid. I do the same, I realize, and I've found myself scratching my head whether or not people are stupid or joking, so I just assume the former and go about my day.

Also, yes, it is an erection, but there is still something wrong with the situation... why does obe have a penis?
 
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Re: Is something wrong with me!?

The problem with assuming everyone is dumber than you is finding it hard to believe that some people aren't that stupid. I do the same, I realize, and I've found myself scratching my head whether or not people are stupid or joking, so I just assume the former and go about my day.

Also, yes, it is an erection, but there is still something wrong with the situation... why does obe have a penis?
You wanna go?
 

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Re: Is something wrong with me!?

The problem with assuming everyone is dumber than you is finding it hard to believe that some people aren't that stupid. I do the same, I realize, and I've found myself scratching my head whether or not people are stupid or joking, so I just assume the former and go about my day.
oh i fully believed you, but i didn't want to be dragged into this conversation so i decided to make a quip instead of a reply. i think in future everyone should avoid pretending not to get a joke... it doesn't end well... unless you like face palms.
 
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