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Axxis

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I am Axxis, and I am a lurker. Normally, I do not lurk this forum (tentacles are not relevant to my interests). However, a friend of mine used to frequent it. He has asked a small concession of me, and since I owe him over a recent Myspace raid he helped me with, I decided to repay him with this small favor. This was sent to me via IM earlier today:

[03:20] 8-Bit: ...Honestly? Yes. Start copying here, Imma go change my nick.
[03:21] Megamickel: Mk. People of ULMF - I am sorry for trolling you all. Well, except maybe Burrito.
[03:21] Megamickel: I was really, REALLY wasted. Like, a liter of vodka wasted. Maaaaaaan, I puked ALL over the house (and apparently the forums, too. Lol.)
[03:22] Megamickel: After having done that, I didn't have the cajones to face up to it until now. Can you really blame me? Yeah, I guess some of you will find a way.
[03:22] Megamickel: I know a lot of you hated me. And a lot of you were indifferent. But to those of you who didn't fall into the above two categories, I'm sorry to have been such a dick for 20 minutes or so. I was butthurt about god knows what and took it out on you.
[03:23] Megamickel: Made perfect logical sense at the time, really.
[03:23] Megamickel: But not now. I don't expect my apology to be accepted. But I had to make it.
[03:24] Megamickel: My correspondent is known as... hell, he'll pick some strange alias, I'm not even going to guess. But direct all replies to me at my e-mail: megamickel(at)gmail(dot)com. He's going out of his way to do this, I don't expect him to keep checking it.
[03:25] Megamickel: Yeah. Again with more apologies and stuff, but if you'd rather I just leave, I'll do so and try and save as much face as possible. Yeah.
[03:26] 8-Bit: Aaaaaaaaand... we're done. You can go back to plotting or whatever the fuck it is you do.
 

Obeliskos

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Re: A lurker appears!

Goddammit. Just when I thought we had a decent troll around here.
 

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ghey
 

aika

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Why does everyone seem to think we aren't very forgiving? We really are, especially when someone's attempted troll turns into something great. We forgave Onikain when the original boards died because it meant we got a proper site! And Megamickel's RIP thread turned into the Official Copper's Tits Thread. We at ULMF will always manage to make the best out of bad things.
 

Kusanagi

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I think MM's just going through an 'Emo' phase... somebody, go smack him, get him drunk & laid, and I'm sure he'll snap out of it :p
 

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Shot the one who gets him drunk!
 

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Shot the one that gets him laid!

Wait...
 

DarkFire1004

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Re: A lurker appears!

"Shot the one" is now a meme.

Also, god damn it. I thought that shit was epic, until now.
 

XSI

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Re: A lurker appears!

Personally I knew he was drunk, but well, he's always welcome back here.(If he wants to come back)
 

Nunu

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Re: A lurker appears!

i can forgive him i guess... as long as he begs like a dog and calls me master.
 

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i can forgive him i guess... as long as he begs like a dog and calls me master.
Shot cameraman!
 

Nunu

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no no, all begging is to be done in private.
 

Goldstein

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Re: A lurker appears!

I'd be more irritated over the 'MySpace raid' than the pseudo-troll topic.
 

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SilentSilth

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Re: A lurker appears!

I think I missed something.

I saw the words 'copper's tits', and then 'RIP Megamickel' thread.
 

Alias

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Re: A lurker appears!

So THAT'S where all those quotes came from. I've looked for that thread before but never found it (due to laziness at not finding anything in the original leaving thread).


But as far as Copper claiming to have DDs... pictures or it didn't happen.
You know you want to give us perverts pictures of your tits.

In the meantime, I'll be happy with my lovey's Cs. They used to be so small, too <3
 

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In the meantime, I'll be happy with my lovey's Cs. They used to be so small, too <3
Aww, now you know what it feels like to be a mother
 

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Pfft. If the owner of said breasts were pregnant, they'd be bigger than C's. And a lot more fun to play with (I love lactation). No, unfortunately that comment's source was just growing with age, not reproductive hormones.
 
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