Aika sues supermeme

[Caulder]

Re: Aika sues supermeme

The nerve! I am Aika's attorney.

 

[aika]

Re: Aika sues supermeme

Yes, can someone please escort this man out?

Moving on, my first piece of evidence:

guess wat

This post, in many ways, shows how supermeme fails at internet.

Firstly, if one is going to be a successful troll, one does not post with the same name a previous, since this allowed me to immediately identify him and ban him.

Secondly, he made this post in "forum rules", instead of "member announcements" or "new member introductions". This shows his inability to use the internet and provides further evidence towards him a) failing at internet and b) being underage.

Lastly, he has made no attempt to evade his ban, which means he is a very unsuccessful troll.

In conclusion, it is clear to see that supermeme really does fail at internet.

 

[SirOni]

Re: Aika sues supermeme

Hmm, all valid points made by Aika. Does the defendant have anything to say in response to his points?

 

[Pale]

Re: Aika sues supermeme

May I be called to the stand...?

P

 

[aika]

Re: Aika sues supermeme

((as my witness or Darkfire's witness?))

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Aika sues supermeme

Firstly, if one is going to be a successful troll, one does not post with the same name a previous, since this allowed me to immediately identify him and ban him.

Then, my good sir, perhaps he was not trolling at all. As I've stated before, he is a GIAGANTIC DOUCHE. Therefore, he does not know how to properly interact with other people without him coming off as a GIGANTIC DOUCHE.

Rather than being an unsucessful troll, my client may have simply been an eager beaver who wished to announce his return.

Secondly, he made this post in "forum rules", instead of "member announcements" or "new member introductions". This shows his inability to use the internet and provides further evidence towards him a) failing at internet and b) being underage.

With all due respect to the court, that's complete horseshit. My GIGANTIC DOUCHEBAG of a client is like others who simply decided to post in a topic of his interests. Maybe he wished to introduce himself later. Others have also returned in different posts previously, most famously Linemarvel, who in

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reappeared and made his own topic in order to announce it. How is this different from Mr. GIGANTIC DOUCHEBAG, who decided to announce it in the forum rules thread?

 

[Pale]

Re: Aika sues supermeme

((For senor Darkfire. I have crucial evidence that may change the very outcome of the case..

P))

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Aika sues supermeme

(Now is the outcome in MY favor, or Aika's)

 

[Pale]

Re: Aika sues supermeme

((Yours!

P))

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Aika sues supermeme

(! You deserve a high five! What is it!?)

 

[aika]

Re: Aika sues supermeme

Then, my good sir, perhaps he was not trolling at all. As I've stated before, he is a GIAGANTIC DOUCHE. Therefore, he does not know how to properly interact with other people without him coming off as a GIGANTIC DOUCHE.

Rather than being an unsucessful troll, my client may have simply been an eager beaver who wished to announce his return.

As I previously mentioned, the lad was 14.

This means that him announcing his arrival in any form while using the same username demonstrated his failure at internet.

My GIGANTIC DOUCHEBAG of a client is like others who simply decided to post in a topic of his interests. Maybe he wished to introduce himself later. Others have also returned in different posts previously, most famously Linemarvel, who in

You must be registered to see the links

reappeared and made his own topic in order to announce it. How is this different from Mr. GIGANTIC DOUCHEBAG, who decided to announce it in the forum rules thread?

LineMarvel was presumed dead and is the overlord of this forum. He had every right to make his own thread.

For everyone else there is a clear thread marked for where you should introduce yourself, especially if you have nothing to contribute to the topic you decide to post in.

I maintain that the failure of supersonic/supermeme's first post further proves how he fails at internet.

 

[SirOni]

Re: Aika sues supermeme

Darkfire does hold some valid points, his client did indeed do what other people have done and made their first post in a thread that wasnt the introductions thread. Though him being 14 and you knowing it to be true is going to be held against him. Regardless, does anyone wish to present any witnesses?

 

[gameguru777]

Re: Aika sues supermeme

*Finally able to stand after being tackled by garfield. Stands sharply at attention looking around and mumbling things about "Criminal Scum...*

 

[D.A.]

Re: Aika sues supermeme

You know, it's entirely possible that someone was actually making a joke by registering with that name and posting that

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Aika sues supermeme

*Points to Arsonist*

YOU'RE OUT OF LINE!

 

[gameguru777]

Re: Aika sues supermeme

Wants I should taze him boss?

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Aika sues supermeme

If you want, hired goon.

 

[gameguru777]

Re: Aika sues supermeme

CRIMINAL SCUM!!! *TAZE*

 

[D.A.]

Re: Aika sues supermeme

*dodges as gameguru charges past me into a wall*
......Dark, for one thing, if what I was saying ended up true, that supports your side, and for two, I AM "D.A." which could mean "District Attorney", which outranks you

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Aika sues supermeme

And you really want to defend supermeme.. With me, no less?