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Re: AWMBI - Discussion
A lot of women gettin' knocked up by slime.
A lot of women gettin' knocked up by slime.
It's no thin line, Azure has been behaving like a psychopath from the minute she arrived.But sadly, now that those options are gone, Azure has no choice but to walk the thin line between good and evil.
DIRECTOR: WTF Slime dood?
AZ: I think it's trying to talk to me and I wanna be it's friend
DIRECTOR: Yeah, no. You're nuts. But what do you want to do?
AZ: I wanna keep my pet rapist and feed it girls.
DIRECTOR: Yeah, no. You're nuts. You can keep it but not feed it anybody else. We'll try to figure out what the deal is.
AZ: Nuh uh! I'm in charge of da' slime.
DIRECTOR: Getting tired of saying this but, yeah, no. Gonna have to kill the thing instead of letting it loose to rape more.
AZ: I'mma gonna shoot you!
DIRECTOR: WTF?!
DIRECTOR: WTF Slime dood?
AZ: I think it's trying to talk to me and I wanna study it.
DIRECTOR: Yeah, no. You're nuts. But what do you want to do?
AZ: I don't know. But we really should study it.
DIRECTOR: Yeah, no. You're nuts. I want to kill it.
AZ: WTF? This could be important! At least set it free and we'll study it from afar.
DIRECTOR: Yeah, no. I'll let you keep it if we get to watch it rape you everyday.
AZ: OMGWTF? I'm not just gonna let you do this to me!
DIRECTOR: HAHAHAHA, FUCK YOU, I GOT SHIVA HERE! OBEY ME!
You're like either intentionally trying to be strange or you must think nobody can read the thread.Well she doesn't want to stay there and be raped day in and day out. But how else would we keep it alive long enough to study it?
Azure is a realist. And apparently the director is evil. /enddiscussion.
"Miss Watson, I don't know what happened yesterday, and quite frankly, I couldn't care less. However, would you mind explaining this?"
"During our exploration, we came across a slime that decided to mimic human form. It was an attempt of communication. And I was the one to take the creature up on its offer. After we... had a bit of... Let's say physical communication, it must've decided to take my form to show its friendship. It doesn't very well know how else to communicate, after all... Or at least, it didn't when I was last dealing with it."
"Miss Watson, your theory that this thing is friendly is ridiculous, things like this feed off of our mental being to survive. It's likely that it was nursing off of your mentality while you were, 'playing' with it, while not feeding to much as to avoid a hostile reaction."
The Director sat back in her chair.
"But seeing as how you're an enthusiastic reporter, and also seem to be infatuated to this creature, I'm interested to know... What would you have become of this situation?"
"My demands are simple. You will release this slime to me. I will tend to it, keep it in its place. Take willing girls to help feed it... You see, it took me after I gave birth from a previous attack. I should have been pregnant again. And the birth should have hit me as hard as it hit Kali. But this creature went out of its way to protect me from the mental damage. I have no doubt it still fed upon me slowly, but it can control how much it feeds. And it protected me. In the very least, I am required to return the favor and have my friend released back into the wild... but the things we could learn from a friendly creature are immeasurable. Unless... you'd rather not learn why all of this is happening so suddenly..."
It was an overwhelming demand, a stretch to say the least, but she saw no reason not to go big, not after having her investigation so rudely interrupted. The worst case, her request would be denied.
"I'll tell you what, we'll keep it in the basement, but you will feed it, as I'm sure you wouldn't mind doing. All while we research it's new parasitic behavior. Agreed?"
"You see. I have more information. I will be in charge of it directly. No tests will be conducted without my approval. You either accept my way, or you can go without such a rare opportunity."
"How unfortunate. I was hoping we could come to an agreement, but I was also hoping to not have a creature roaming freely inside my hotel. If you will not agree to my terms, then this creature will be disposed of, just as many have been before it. You may leave my office."
"I'm afraid that is not an option. Your thugs dragged me away from my research, so I will demand that you release my research subject. The only reason I was offering to let it stay here was so you could benefit from my research as well."
She drew her gun quickly, but did not aim it at anyone yet.
I (...) has been behaving like a psychopath (...)
i (...) like (...) intentionally trying to be strange
The Director pulled a gun.