AWMBI - Discussion

[Mamono Assault Force]

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Hehehe, it is, and she suffers stat penalties if she doesn't have a smoke.

 

[Loli Defense Force]

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On a side note, how did I manage to smoke a pack and then some within what was probably a 6 hour period

 

[ZeroSpace]

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Sir, that is genius.
And no, since the contest is who can fuck him 1st.
So the person that gets fucked by him is the one that can rape Lin.
No happy gang bang for you guys.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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What if they gangbang David?

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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On a side note, how did I manage to smoke a pack and then some within what was probably a 6 hour period

That was just your old pack, the new one hasn't been opened yet.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Sir, that is genius.

No, it's BRILLIANT, get it right

 

[TheWeirdOne]

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Bah I have to wait for the goddess people to leave before I have Emily start looking for Iris.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Haha, I can't get over it, it seems like just such a trivial thing.

*clothing check* Character has forgotten to tie shoes.
*inventory check* Character has forgotten to take socks, character's shoes will now be loose.

Character has tripped on shoe laces. -2 penalty to all stats until character rises to feet.

In an attempt to rise to their feet, character didn't notice the floor was linoleum and slipped. Character still has -2 penalties.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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*Perception check*

Toxic fails to notice a giant squirrel behind him...

 

[ToxicShock]

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*equipment check* HA! Toxic has a razorback

I knew this useless piece of shit would come in handy SOME time

(in this situation, I don't know how well throwing a jar of piss at a squirrel would do)

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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Tha Squirrel was offended by the jar of piss, then proceeds to sue Toxic for sexual harassment.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Toxic equips Johnnie Cochran
Toxic takes defensive victim stance
Cochran uses magic "race card"

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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Tha Squirrel casts, "Evard's Tentacles of Forced Intrusion" on Toxic and Johnnie, and laughs as they are intruded.

 

[ToxicShock]

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So my roll on structural check for the superglue holding my ass tight failed?

Damnit!

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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Actually, Johnnie failed the craft check to, "craft" the glue to your ass.

 

[Shrike7]

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And that, my friends, is why you use sovereign glue for all your sticking needs

 

[ToxicShock]

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Who's got one thumb and goes to bed at 7 in the morning?

But seriously, I love how I do stuff like this instead of posting

 

[Loli Defense Force]

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Operation Seduce the Shopkeep is a go!

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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Operation Jesse shows Selena just how much of a pervert she is, is a go!

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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Tomoe was silently trying to continue flicking the switch as she was obligious to the other girl but to no avail. She ran up the stairs while brushing off the other girl's cries, figuring that she had bumped into a box or something.

( Sorry, I was extraordinarily tired last night so I happened to doze off.)

*Places hand on Tomoes forehead*

I forgive you, my child.