Case: garfield751 v. ToxicShock

[DeMatt]

DeMatt, dressed in his robe and judge's wig, enters his courtroom.

"Ah-hem. The Right Honourable DeMatt, presiding. ALL RISE!"

He takes his seat and taps his gavel to get everyone's attention.

"First on the docket, 'garfield751 v. ToxicShock'; the plaintiff considers the respondent to be 'too lucky in SDTT5', and is therefore suing him. Plaintiff, please give your opening remarks."

 

[DarkFire1004]

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(We're doing this narrative style?)

The bailiff, pimped out with his beige uniform, plastic badge, and brown khakis, stands besides Judge Dematt. Armed with a taser, a bible, and an AK-47 with two spare clips, he's ready to uphold the law, badass style.

And what an opportune time too! A bastard in the crowd just held up a grenade!

"MISTER PRESIDENT, GET DOWN!" he screams, tackling Dematt the the ground. He then opens fire onto the guy with the grenade with his bible. Unfortunately, the guy with the so-called grenande was just eating a pear.

"America is safe once again, Mr. President." he says with a bow, picking the judge back up.

 

[DeMatt]

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(Ehh... it just seemed more appropriate to my writing style. You can write however you want, just so long as I can understand and respond to it.)

DeMatt dusts himself off and gets back on his chair.

"Good for them. Now, can you please refrain from throwing the Book at people? That's my job."

He looks around.

"Plaintiff? Where's garfield751? Can't hold court without the plaintiff..."

 

[ToxicShock]

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SUNNAVABITCH!


Can't we let this die? I chose no judge!

 

[plmnko]

Re: Case: garfield751 v. ToxicShock

i have irrefutable proof than proved beyond doubt that toxic is guilty

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Case: garfield751 v. ToxicShock

If I really was lucky, everyone would have forgotten this thread. -_-

 

[DeMatt]

Re: Case: garfield751 v. ToxicShock

Harrumph. Defendants typically don't GET to choose their judges.

plmnko, was it? Unfortunately, we can't hear your evidence without the plaintiff present. If you'd like to create your own suit in this regard, please post a request in the general thread.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Case: garfield751 v. ToxicShock

bah humbug to your harrumph

Lastly, the two debaters must agree on a judge

 

[plmnko]

Re: Case: garfield751 v. ToxicShock

If I really was lucky, everyone would have forgotten this thread. -_-

looks like the baliff forgot the thread

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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*After finishing raping Darkfire in the bathroom, Raptor walks into the courtroom, dressed in the bailiffs clothes.*

All rise for the honorable Judge DeMatt.

 

[plmnko]

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but, you are married with toxic, can you be the bailiff?

 

[DarkFire1004]

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Oh sure. I forget about this thread for one day, and now I'm tied up in the bathroom, making sweet sweet lo-...

Being horribly raped by a dinosaur savior.

 

[DeMatt]

Re: Case: garfield751 v. ToxicShock

A loud "HARRUMPH!" comes from the front of the courtroom. The discussion over the bailiff breaks up to see an annoyed Judge DeMatt.

"Since the plaintiff has FAILED to show UP, I am hereby DISMISSING the case. Defendant ToxicShock, you are one lucky person. Don't go snacking on four-leaf clovers anytime soon.

"Court is ADJOURNED!" Bam!

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Case: garfield751 v. ToxicShock

What irony this case presented.

If I was found guilty, that would be unlucky, therefore I would be innocent. But it seems I was found innocent, which was very lucky of me, so I'm really guilty.

NOW MY LUCK IS FREE TO REIGN!... until I die in DTT

 

[plmnko]

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yes, you are really really guilty

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Case: garfield751 v. ToxicShock

I actually would have liked this one to play out a bit.

I'd like to see how other people categorize me as lucky, maybe even a list of examples.

 

[DeMatt]

Re: Case: garfield751 v. ToxicShock

I actually would have liked this one to play out a bit.

I'd like to see how other people categorize me as lucky, maybe even a list of examples.

... sorry. There's only so far in this format I can go with one of the participants AWOL.

OTOH, like I told plmnko, if someone else wants to take a swing, I'll play judge there, if you and they don't mind.
Do note that "don't mind" is distinct from "agree"...

 

[DarkFire1004]

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I guess if you want we can still make a list for your ego.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Case: garfield751 v. ToxicShock

Hey it's just fun for me. After spending every second of my time analyzing the people around me, it's fun to see how other people, in turn, look at me. It could be a list of my faults for all I care, I just would like to see why I'm marked as "lucky"

 

[garfield751]

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sorry bout that toxic i just got back from a party when i posted that and was really drunk but dam that wine was soooooooooooo good. anyways i forgot why i ever posted that you were too lucky soo yea.