Countdown from 1,000,000

[Lv1VillagerA]

961 120

Hey! The countdown!

 

[Stuffie]

961 119~

 

[Guan Yu]

961 118

Hey daddy-o

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

961 117

Tell me where you are woodlelewd so I can safely crash on your position.

 

[Stuffie]

961 116

 

[Woodlelewd]

961 115

i on de mewn >:3

 

[Guan Yu]

961 114

Welcome to DIE

 

[Stuffie]

961 113

 

[Byzantine2014]

^much better than Guan's scarier ice queen
961 112

And don't worry villager (and captain slicer..?), the reinforcements are here, advance all forces and throw the lewdest into the fun pit!!

 

[super_slicer]

961 111

First page of the coral-skimmer's user manual: If Slicer isn't the captain the ship won't do shit.

Second page of the coral-skimmer's user manual: There is no second page.

 

[Woodlelewd]

961 110

I shall fill your fun pit with JUSTICE! D:< *shoves justice at the enemy fiercely*

 

[super_slicer]

961 109

Third page of the coral-skimmer's manual: Slicer always rezzes back on the ship as the captain

You didn't really think I was captain by popular vote did you?

 

[Byzantine2014]

961 108

Egad, justice! Run for it- oh wait, send in the Ganondorf!

Well I voted for you ;_;

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

961 107

*sneaks out*

 

[super_slicer]

961 106

There can be no justice without wrong. Dumps a barrel of wrongdoing into the pit.

What? Nobody else has a few barrels of wrongdoing in their hold?

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

961 105

Aye. But fill up the fun pit and there ain't no pit no more to have fun in.

 

[Woodlelewd]

961 104

I think that's just your semen To be fair, my justice is just dirt ice, so we're kind of on the same level here

 

[super_slicer]

961 103

Oh my, I was wondering why I never had to clean me bedchambers... now we know!

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

961 102

 

[Stuffie]

961 101