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Had an experience with a Genji player yesterday, it was fun. Attack on Volskaya, me picking Mercy, team picks wuddever, one of them is a Gengu. The Gengu immediately starts spamming I need healing at me, which is not something I'm usually fond of as they were basically telling me to pocket them. I decide to fuck with him, switch to Torbjörn, he still goes at it, shaking his head at me to stop and go back to Mercy after I use the best Torb voiceline (Too hot for you?). So I think I'll pocket him a bit and see how it goes. Aaaaand...
He's actually good at the weebing thing. Had to res him once on the first point before he swept three of the opponents with just shurikens and swift strikes. Cap the point, me and him already on the way to the second point by the time the first one finished capping. Start the fight at the point with just the two of us against four of the enemy, I get trapped by a Junkrat trap and the enemies kill me. As soon as I die, I hear Genji's ultimate go off, he goes on a rampage and murders everyone in a flurry of blade and angry Japanese yelling. I can just step out of the spawn room when the victory comes up. The entire thing took less than three minutes.
Sucks for him that I got the Play of the Game with the only res I used in that one.